Butt (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
Male: The organ of mooning. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything with one ball, two beers or three stooges. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. Glass Ceiling (glas see-ling) n. Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. Making Love (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: What men have to call “boinking” to get women to boink.
(Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.) Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Taste (tayst) v. Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good.
Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing ball without a cup. Wants and Needs (wontz and needz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
Male: Food, sex and beer.
That’s so 80s! “Junk in da trunk” has been an item of beauty since Hip-Hop hit mainstream. Plastic surgeons are very busy adding to this important ass-cessory.
( Snort ) Those are so funny and most of them are true.
MY favorite is : Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
I Live with all men and when Flatulence happens as it does in life they make an event out of it. Its so gross.
My 13 year old took a lighter the other day and held it in front of his butt and shot a flame out his a$$. (He had gym shorts on) I wouldnt believe it if I didnt see it myself. He learned it on you tube. My husband and his brother thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw. Of course I yelled at him and told him people can blow a hole in there colons doing that LOL. I am not sure if you can but I had to come up with something
) Those are so funny and most of them are true.
