After extensive experimentation, iv come to realize that replacing one of your eyes with an olive makes your mones more effective.
It helps if the olive is pitted.
Depends if its a black olive or a green olive
But the olive must have a pimento for the pupil.
Most definitely. I find spanish olives to work best.
Update!
Salty olives work even better!!!
Ahh I wasn’t using pitted. That explains why I couldn’t get a three way with a midget the other night.
No, No, No, No! Its *Kalamata Olives that work best!
-Bee
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How bout if you are using the olive, but you get something salty in her eye?
Just add water, makes it own sauce
Egad! Baboon cocoon!