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OMG!!!
Saturday evening 9 February 2008. Early. Around 7:30pm. My darker skinned latin girlfriend at work. Bored outta my brains. 1 ToGO bottle of MX203 on hand and snug in my jeans pocket. My best mate outta town. Itching to test this baby’s power. Yesterday night at a bar with 3 sprays of this stuff on, lots of sexual banter and touchy/feely from caucasian aussie women, mostly all blondes, some even radiating towards and blatantly staring at the application points on my wrists and neck, some girls wrist grabbing me!
Those of you who know me know that I’m an ethnic Aussie and rarely am able to attract many caucasians in these parts. To top it all, I’m shorter than your average caucasian aussie male (I’m 5"6), skinny, rather hairy on the body and bald on the top to boot. Meeting caucasian aussie women 4 me takes a HUGE effort, and then never guaranteed much success anyways. The words “get lucky” usually spring into mind. But now I had my MX 203 bottle at hand I felt I needed to try going into previously rarely unchartered territory. If this stuff was anything to go by after what I’ve read read on the forums, I was in for a wilder than normal ride.
Turns out I got more than I really bargained for
I’ve not been to a pole-dancing club for a few years. I know that’s a place in town where many hot-bodied and gorgeous local caucasian women go to ply their trade. It won’t hurt, I thought, to go into a venue such as this to test the MX 203 out again. I never washed off any residual effects of yesterday night’s 3 sprays. So I walk in, very early in the night and the doorman lets me in for free as it was still way too early for the rush at this hour. There is only 1 other guy in the place as I take a back seat in an armchair and relax.
1 by one, the 7 pole dancers in the joint come up to me vying for my attention, begging me to go into a “hands-off” private strip show with them. I was only 1 of 2 guys in the place at that time. They are all caucasian women - 5 blondes, 1 red-head and a brunette. The red-head was first.. She sat in the seat to my left, as did all the others btw. But the thing I noticed about her, more than any of the others was the excessive leg crossing, hand fidgeting, twirling of the hair, mumbling of the words, nervous energy kinda stuff. She seemed extremely comforatble, yet akward in my presence, as if I was making her attracted!! The others, although comfortable and confident talking with me, didn’t display any real clues to me that they felt equally attracted to me. Also, a dead giveaway was when she told me at the end of our intial conversation “I realllly loooove your goatee”.
I thanked her and told her not many women have told me this in the past, she was definitely one of the first. She let out a young-girly type of giggle before walking away for a few minutes. There was something about this gorgeous red-headed pole dancer that I was endeared to, but I couldn’t quite tell what it was.
It costs me $120 for a 30 minute private show and i know the rules. No touching the girl in any way, shape or form. She does all the touching, I do the observing and the having fun. I walk up to the red-head and tell her I’d like to see her for a private show. She seems completely flattered. she tells me it’s her first night and that she’ll only be working here another week, as her friend got her the job and told her that it would be “easy money” with her looks. (to see the remaining part of this paragraph, please access it through my thread in mens journals, as the language in it my offend some readers)
We head togather into room no.4 side by side. She tells me she’ll need the bathroom for a couple of minutes before we start, and reminds me she’s still new to all of this. She puts me into room 4 and shuts the door behind her as she heads for the ladies room. I quickly whip the ToGO bottle of MX203 out of my pocket and…BAM… 1 huge spray hits the right rear end of my neck. I relax back into the chair and await the red-head’s imminent return.
She returns, keeps all her gear on, looks at me with these eyes that I could swear had a hint of some real naughty mischief in them. Her eyes widened. Her knees were placed on my thighs. She was kneeling on top of me. Then she blurts out “Honey, what the hell are YOU doing here?? You’re waaay too good looking for this place!! I would SOOOOOO date a guy like you outta this place!!”
I was looking at her in total disbelief and shock, and managed to blurt out a “really??” in a sounding-surprised kind of voice. Suddenly, her voice deepened upon her answer of “a-ha”. Then the strangest thing happened. She was kneeling on my lap and her head reached over to the back of neck!!! Thats when she purred like a kitten…“Mmmmmmmm what aaaaaaar u wearing??, Georgio Armani or D&G?”.
I had no idea how to respond, so blurted out a quick “Bvlgari Aqva, actually”. She responded in the most hoarse, animalistic and gruff sounding attracted voice I’ve EVER heard from a female… “GRRRRRRRRRRRRR… EVEN BETTER!!!”. SHE BIT MY NECK!!! then she asks me “Do you come to places like these often?” I quickly responded no. I seemed to be at the mercy of her animalistic advances!!! “Goooooooooood” she seemed to purr again, “then I can do what I want with you honey!!”. Once again she looked me in the eye, dead in the eye, with a sort of crazed, wild look and told me “what on earth is such a good looking guy like you coming to this place for?, then again what am I working here for, so I guess we all have our reasons” WTF?? she was undoing my fly-button. She ripped off my underwear. I was totally exposed and at her mercy…
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It was one of the most wildest experiences in my life - I’d never done someting like this before!! Was it all due to MX 203?? Who knows, but going on my history with these types, my guess is it probably almost all was!! As I button up my fly She takes out her mobile phone and shows me a picture of her 5 year old adopted boy. She tells me once again that she’d date me outta this place and takes my mobile number and calls my phone. She kisses me twice on the lips and says “call me sexy, we’ll do it again at my place!” she tells me her real name as opposed to her working name and jokes and tries to tie up a time during this coming week for us to meet up. She tells me she thinks I’ll call her withing 3 days, but then she says she won’t be free for another 6 days as she’s busy with her 2nd book (her first one is out and apparently already on the shelves in major bookstores, half the reason she told me she wanted no-one finding out that she worked here). We walk out of the room, and i immediately leave the premises, not uttering a word to anyone, just a huge grin of satisfaction on my face as if i’d just had the adrenalin rush of a bungee-jump go through my system!!
WOW!!! OMG!!! That has sooooo never happened to me with a girl that looks like that before!! and she’s a red-headed caucasain aussie pole- dancer for goodness sake, and she’s at least 2 inches taller than me!!! SWEET!!
Jasmin, Tisha and SteveO… I’m petitioning you guys to come up with the Everlasting MX 203 bottle, just like Willie Wonka made the Everlasting gobstopper!! This stuff is golden spray! I love u guys!! It’s like giving Tim-Tam’s and Toblerones to the chocolate deprived.
UPDATE: Tonight I just got an SMS from my red-headed pole dancer and it read exactly this: “Hunni I want u to know that ur the type of man thats been unforgettable and extremely different to anyone I have ever known I want more of u?”
p.s. how do I know the MX 203 was working for me that nite and over the weekend?? My darker skinned latin gf was very indifferent to me when I met her Saturday morining and also last night after I picked her up from work, 2 hours after the pole-dancer incident. Today, when i met up with her, I had scrubbed and exfoliated all the application points using the scrubbing sponge and creams I bought last week from The Body Shop, and she buried her head into my chest and said to me “I like your smell today, it was like last week, yesterday you smelled terrible so throw away that new perfume your mum bought you!!”
Don’t mean to sound superficial, but given a choice between my current overweight latin gf and my new-found red-headed aussie pole dancer delight I know who I’ll be taking to bed with me over this easter!!
OMG this stuff really works!! I will never doubt the power of these pheromones as especially the experimental range again! OMG!!! MX 203 IS THE REAL DEAL, MAKE NO MISTAKE!!
(just kiddin). If you’re in sydney hit me up with your details and we’ll catch up to discuss the finer arts and all things pheromones.