Summary at the bottom if you don’t feel like reading all this.
Well, I started my friday off by spraying some MX311 on my neck at work in the afternoon (1 spray.)
Mmmmm…smells fresh. I like this more than game: less obvious I’m wearing something.
I went to go swing by my ex’s desk: test subjet number one. I start making small chat, petting her (my former) dog and looking for reactions. Not much. She seemed happy, but bored. After some talking, I ask her what she thinks about this new cologne I’m wearing. (I told her I volunteer as a cologne tester a while back.) She tells me she doesn’t like it: I smell like bathroom cleaner.
At times, I struggle with getting over former feelings for her. I don’t really feel attracted to her at this point. Strange…
She starts doing that nervous thing she does, wrapping her hair over and over between her thumb and finger.
Still, nothing really obvious about her behavior. My old dog Jack seems extrememly playful. We roughhouse a bit then I take off.
I swing by a friend’s desk: test subject #2. She tells me she can’t smell my cologne, but I smell fresh, like I just showered. No major IOIs to report.
I feel pretty lazy the rest of the day: it was a hell of a week and be it phero’s or stress, it was tough to concentrate. I leave a bit early to meet my g/f for dinner. We laugh at the mushroom paintings on the wall and how they look like phallus. (Yes, we’re 5 sometimes.) I start treating her like a piece of meat. A smack on the ass, mental undressing, etc. It’s strange because I don’t think of her like that most of the time. Losing my father robbed me of that puppy love phase.
We head to a blown glass factory to look at their demonstration. I re-spray on the way in. Perfect place to test, right? Young couples on dates, families there with their kids. Everyone’s in close quarters in a pretty warm environment. People are drinking. I didn’t get any IOIs. My girl caught a whiff at one point, but she didn’t realize it was me until I confessed to a new mix later on. What WAS different was I was eye humping just about every above average girl in the room.
I did notice at this point that throughout the day, I could barely smell the new mix: a highlight I was really missing as I enjoy it with all the other products I use.
I grow bored as hell of the demonstration that lasted 45 minutes. We head out to leave and I run into 2 old fraternity brothers (coed frat) that had married each other a few years ago. The wife, way back when, at one point while in my dorm room with a buddy, I was sure could have been easily convinced into a 3 way had I wanted it. I can’t get that image out of my head. My g/f walks up, we introduce. The first thing out of the wife’s mouth is to my girl: “Hang onto him, he’s a CATCH.”
We head home and I reapply in the car. (3rd spray for the night) We start watching one of our shows and the wine came out. I start touching. She groans in despair and tells me she wants making out and middle school foreplay first.
I leave the room and come back out without pants. I sit down. She gets “giddy” but holds fast. I start touching again: she holds fast. I strip completely naked. Again, she holds fast, insisting on foreplay.
I pick her up, put her over my shoulder, and we disappear into the bedroom for the rest of the night. I was a damn caveman and she was putting cold coke cans on her mid section the next day. Ooopss…now the sheets need to be washed. She goes to sleep. 2 hrs later, with clean sheets, I wake her back up and it’s caveman time again.
So, the summary:
Dispersion seems weak. Not sure if it’s the cover scent or the pheros, but I really missed smelling what I was wearing.
G/F agrees, it didn’t seem to agitate (read: stimulate) her libido, but it must have really messed with mine. She didn’t complain.
Unga bunga,
Wilks