MX391! Wiggle it, baby!

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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Hello out there in the land of the Cell Phone Zombies!

3 sprays of MX391:

1 to each side of the neck = 2

1 shared by the top of the hand, and quickly smeared to each side of the neck = 1.

2 + 1 = 3 :roll_eyes:

At 300 pounds, and not looking too bad with it, I might add … I decided to give Herbal-life a shot, with no hitting the gym for the month of December.

So, 3 sprays, and off to the Herbal-life hideout, I go!

Hispanics are running shop this a.m. I walk in, and share my “HOLA!” Everybody (two females and one male, the cutest of the ladies is new, I know the other, and she’s married to the male) smiles, and greets me. I walk up to the counter to start my Herbal-doings.

Eyes are constantly on me by both females working there, and two female customers.

While I’m drinking my first drink, the ladies of the Hispanic kind, are standing and talking to me. I’m leaning on the counter sipping, and they start talking to each other in Spanish. Then one hugs the other, and they’re raising their eyebrows at each other. I have no clue as to what the hell was going on with the eyebrow raising, but they did it THREE times. :cool: Secret code? I don’t know.

So the new chick is talking to me in English, trying to get me to buy preworkout drinks. I was leaning on the counter first!! :smiley: She leans in on the counter propped up on both elbows, hands holding chin. While she’s talking to me, I see she starts wiggling … the shaking of the leg, has been know to have been a POSSIBLE HIT. Shaking the body? She’s smiling and wiggling and talking and smiling and wiggling, for at least 2-3 minutes.

I asked for a cup of water, and she didn’t know, I was paying attention, so when she handed me my cup of water, I grabbed the cup, and made sure you grab a hand. This happened twice.

Back she comes, to explain to me about how her husbands works out and uses the product. And back to wiggling, she went.

MX391? I don’t know, but I will be MX391ning the Herbal-life headquarters for the rest of the week! :wink:

No, no ladies jumped on my ankle and humped it like a chihuahua, but I found my morning of sipping … vedy vedy interesting! :wink:

ZEE END

Ta-Taaaaaa!

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“Wiggle it, just a lil bit, wiggle it, just a lil bit. You know you wiggle it, just a little bit, wiggle it, just a lil bit.”

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People ask me, whenver I wear Mx301 or high none, if I am Portuguese…
I am wondering why? lol

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So, MX391 does it to you, too, eh, P!? :smiley:

It would be by chance that YOU ARE Portuguese, would it, Coolest of Kats?

Reapplied one spray to the top of hands, and quickly went to the neck for THE SHARING. Went to my daughter’s school to do some checking up on something … that lady who helped me was caucasian late 30s to early 40s, I’d do’er!!! Seen her once before while checking my daughter in school.

Friendly as all hello! Went waaaaaaaay out of her way to do extra stuff for me. Nothing to report, but the dilation of her pupils were out of this world!!! She even came back and told me my daughter had not being staying after school, which made my heart drop, but she was joking. She said, “I JUST HAD TO MESS WITH YOU.” I said, “YOU’RE LUCKY I DIDN’T HAVE MY WRESTLING SHOES ON, 'CAUSE YOU’D BE PENT HERE ON THE FLOOR UNTIL YOU TAP OUT, FOR THAT ONE!” :smiley: “WHO’S YA DADDY, NOW!?!” comes to mind! :wink:

Why did I post this? Pupil dilation.

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I ODed last time with two sprays of it… 3x togo IO and 22.5 mcg of TAA couldnt even tame iot :open_mouth:

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Last 3 sprays of MX391 at the Herbal-life headquarters:

No ladies working the counter today … two Hispanic males with four ladies, all chocolate coated … I’d do two out of the four. As I’m starting my sipping, I noticed one lady looking at me, so I moved as though I thought she was looking at the sign beside me.

Lady: “HEY, I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE!”

Me: “Lady, I’ve never seen you a day before in my life!”

“NO, I KNOW YOU. I JUST CAN’T THINK WHERE FROM.”

“It’s okay, I don’t mind you knowing me.” All four are laughing up something. “What are you sipping?”

“NO, THERE’S NO ALCOHOL IN MY CUP. I’M ON A NATURAL HIGH.”

“Mind if I sit beside you, so I can get some of that air? Sounds pretty potent.” Everybody’s laughing.

Then she figured out where she knew me from, and she was right, we had met long ago.

Not in typing mood. Before I left they were whispering and laughing amongst themselves. MX391? I have no idea, but the conversation was sexual before I left. Nothing too naughty. She said she wasn’t afraid of me, and I told her I wasn’t afraid of her either, and that I’d hate for her to have to explain walking into work with pompoms after I was done with her. :wink:

NEXT UP … Bank of America: I walk in, and the finest of the cashiers is working today (Caucasian, late 30’s, very delicious looking! Cute, and married, daHmit!). Yes, I’ve already spit my poison (made her laugh) at her. I get in line, she looks up, and says, “OH, LORD!”

I say, “No, it’s not the Lord. It’s M&M.” The two people in line and all the cashiers start laughing.

She looks at the male customer next over, and says,“SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH?”

I say, “What you have to put up with!?!? I’m not the Lord!” Everybody laughs again.

I do my business, she ask me if I wanted to pay the full 300.00, I tell her yes, and she says, ***“YOU’RE SUCH A SMART MAN.”

I say,*“Don’t be trying to give me a compliment! I know that trick! Does that work on most men!?” **Everybody laughs.

As I’m leaving, she says,** “THE NEXT TIME I HELP YOU, I WANT A PRESENT.”

I say, “The next time I let you help me, I want a lobster dinner!” **She laughs and puts her head down. I walk out of the bank; and yes, I’m sure it was all on camera. :roll_eyes:

MX391? I have no clue, but she made me wanna do something NASTY! Like … spill brown gravy all over my white Sunday shirt! :cool:

Summary: Nobody wiggled, but it was a fun run!

ZEE END

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Its time i started testing the solo, instead of mixing the straight away..

nice reports.. 391 is my favorite too

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ROFLMAO. I have to bow to you on this one. That’s killer.

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It’s tuff wearing one product once you become a HIT ADDICT. :cool:

She’d probably get away with the pompoms. It’s the … ***

"GIMME A ‘M!’

GIMME ANOTHER ‘M!’

WHAT DO YOU HAVE!!?!?!?

M&M!

M&M! M&M! HE’S THE MAN! IF HE CAN’T DO ME, NO ONE CAN!"*** … that would probably get her a urinalysis and/or fired! :roll_eyes: