Greetings, my fella and fellette moners!
MONE WEAR: 2 SPRAYS OF MX392 (1 to throat, and 1 shared by the top of the hands)
PLACE: Herbalife for my morning Aloe, tea and protein drinks.
WHO’S BEHIND THE COUNTER: Two love Mexican-nettas! Both early 30s, slim, vedy vedy vedy nice looking!! I knew one, but the cutest of the cuties was new to my vision.
I walk in, and “HOLA, QUAPA!” Smiles that went just below the earlobes were on display!! Love being the cause of someone’s cheeks pushing outwards and upwards!
Anywho, up to the counter, I walk. The new one spoke broken English, and so did the one I know, but I understand her, because I can figure out what she’s trying to say. She told me today was the Mexican’s April’s Fools Day.
So, the newbie is looking at me and smiling. We exchange a few broken Englishes, and BOOYOW! “YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES,” she says to me. What the!?!? “Oh! You done gone and dunnit, now!,” I thought to myself.
I didn’t even say thank you, but from my mouth came ‘MY’ Spanish (spelled wrong, but if you read it as though it’s English, you could be speaking Spanish! 
), “TEE-INIS BOW-KNEE-TOAS LABEE-YOS.” (You have beautiful lips.) She lite up like brand new Christmas tree lights, smiled, put her head down, walked over to the other lady, and told her what I said, and they exchanged lots of words and smiles.
So I’m chatting with a group of two, doing my perihelia thing … they’re talking, looking and laughing. Could it be!? To be continued …
Another customer comes in, and he belongs to her, so takes him and do the paper work. I’m still chatting with two other men.
The come over, she looks at me and smiles. NOW! Reading what you guys have been posting, as for IOI’s, I read that running the fingers around the rim of a glass while looking at you, and running two fingers up and down a straw as though she’s pumping you off, should hit the interest meter.
Now, I look over at her, and she’s looking and smiling, and pumping her ring up and down her finger … like the straw. Get this! She’s not slowly pumping her ring, she’s violently pumping her ring! I kid you not!!! I almost unzipped and joined the rhythm. Kidding!
She turns back to talk to the guy. Goes behind the counter, looks at me again, smiles, walks from behind the counter, walks over to me, stands next to me, and measures her height against my shoulder. Me being who I am, and representing all the male moners … I struck a pose! I put and elbow on top of her hand, and put my other hand on my hip! She laughed and pushed my arm off.
Both are laughing and smiling. I did well. <pats myself on the back>
So, I’m talking to the one that speaks English, and I ask about the words QUAPA, HERMOSA, BONITA, MAMMI. I asked her did she get angry that I said, “HOLA QUAPA.” She said no, she liked it, and that I can pretty much say that to most women without them getting offended, but to not say MOMMA-SITA (spelling). I figured out that’s ONLY used with your girlfriend, wife, lover, and not someone you don’t know or not sleeping with. Edumacation is so important.
She goes back behind the counter, goes into her purse, and whips out a camera. She speaks to the one I know, and she says, “SHE WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE.” I say, “SURE I WILL, FOR A FREE GIFT!” She says, “NO, SHE WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU.” I quickly put my hands in my pocket, 'cause that really made me wanna unzip!!! ''Ego stroked! Thank you!" I say, “SURE.”
We take a picture, I lean down to her height, and snap! She looks at the picture, whips out some Spanish, and my friend says, “NO, SHE WANTS YOU TO STAND STRAIGHT.” We retake the pic, she’s happy. I’m sucking down my last cup of water, and now they’re both dancing, smiling, and seem somewhat VERY JOLLY.
I finish my last cup of water, and shoot them a good-bye. Both smiling, and waving, as I departed the premises.
MX392? I don’t know. What do I think? HELL YEAH!!
Now, when this mix hit the streets, didn’t someone say it would be plentiful? If that is correct, why is it out of stock? I get paid on Monday, so …
***DEAR MONE GOD,
I’ve been collecting plastic, cans and bottles in the freezing snow, so that I can afford another UFO pack or two. I’m turning my collection in on Monday, so please do your bestest to restock the store by Tuesday.
Sincerely, dahmit,
M to the M***
. It would make sense that, regardless of what you wore, woman would swoon over you.
Nope, they don’t swoon, but they do look.