Subject: Field Report – My second time Pick up
Author: Shady
Date: May 3, 2008
Tonight was a mysterious night. That’s what I think should be an appropriate way of describing it. It was actually my friend’s birthday, and we decided to go out and celebrate the night at the club. Before we went to the club, I had my pick up lines written in a piece of paper and put it inside my wallet.
When we reached the place, the waiter led us to the bar spot and there was where the nightmare started. (By the way, I live in Thailand.) Our spot was full of she-males!!! L And my pick up lines? I didn’t use it. Instead, we all lost fun.
As the “monstrous” creatures trying to crowded toward us as if we were so interested in them, I told myself that I couldn’t let them ruined my night. So I talked to the table beside me. (Luckily, there were 2 girls beside us) They were both 7. But I just want to talk to someone and before I started, I winked at them and trying to act disgusting toward the she-males. The two girls got confused and then I said to them, “I think the party is over.”
“Why?” They asked and that’s what I wanted them to do.
“See those she-males? They were trying to ruin my night!!” I replied them in a cocky and funny way.
They laughed. I don’t know why, but Thai girls and I think most of the girls will laugh at this when they find out how you act toward those gay people and transsexual people. They will just act cool to you.
Sooner and later I got the number from one the 7.
So I got my new pick up line. And then I decided to go out and try more luck.
In Thai club, there will be benches for those who want to have a fresh air. So here I am, with a glass of wine in my hand. There, I walked toward an 8 and sat down with her.
“I didn’t have fun tonight.” I said.
“Why? What happened?”
“Those gays back there trying to touch my ass. = =”
“hahahahah”
After 5 minutes of BS (Bull Shit), there, I got another number.
All together, I got 3 numbers that night using the same pick up line….. @@a
Maybe some of you think that I succeeded because I really got some monstrous gays around my table, but you don’t have to because no one will really go check if there’s gay or not. If they didn’t see one, just tell them maybe the headed back. And you have to be cocky and funny to show that it’s a weird and funny experience at the same time. J
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