Hit, and pretty funny pick up line.

At school today, finishing up all loose ends at school for the semester. Was wearing 3 drops LAM (4x cops—layin it on thick!) and 2 sprays Instant Honesty.

Standing in line when a really cute guy approaches me. I’m thinkin I must know him from somewhere, because he smiles and says, “Hi! How are you?”

"Good, thanks . . . " I’m a little wary, but smiled back.

“You don’t remember me, do you?” He asked, and I sighed in relief that he wasn’t going to keep me guessing.

“No, I’m so sorry—”

“That’s good,” he said, cutting me off, “Cause as far as I know, we’ve never met. I figured we should.”

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

He introduced himself, asked me if I have a bf (yes, yes I do actually . . .), gave me his number and told me to call him when that changed (cocky little sucker :stuck_out_tongue:).

Pretty sure this is one of my favorite mixes, and hits, to date. :wink:

xoxo
jp

IMO, you don’t need the ‘help’ from the pheromones…you are doing great on your own!:stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks. I’ll have to try that one this week! Hopefully I’m cute enough to pull it off…

Gegogi of course your cute enough to pull it off. Just keep smiling.

The best line I every got was from my now hubby whom I’ve been with for almost ten years. We met at work I was walking down the hall toward him and some friends when he started saying in a loud voice “do you see that girl, do you see that girl, God she’s pretty”. When he finally got close to me he said “Hi, you don’t know me but I think your really pretty” That did it for me.:slight_smile:

haha same…

and girls like that kinda opener?

You gotta be really smooth to pull it off. Otherwise you might come off as creepy or even pervy.

That’s pretty stylish, actually…

Its certain to make a woman blush right away without any chance of getting punched out. :cool:

So did he get your number?

  • or more importantly… did you keep his? :wink:

that is a great pickup line. lol i’ll have to share it with all my boys.

I have read that line on a PUA web site.

It’s not a bad thing, just not very origional.

My Uncle got his second wife with an “I like your shoes” line followed by a strong neg, but that was before PUA was invented. Everything old is new again.

Especially shoe styles.

True, but seriously, you have to give the guy props for actually having the guts and charisma to pull it off. :slight_smile:

It’s all in the delivery.

xoxo
jp

Ok, but you will probably laugh in the face of the next guy that tries it.

I agree with the delivery and charisma, I work on that. On the other hand I don’t want to get laughs that way so I write my own lines.

If you ask nicely I may tell you the three words every woman wants to hear.

I wrote a response and it seems to have vanished.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t say anything wrong.

That’s been happening as well as the moderator thingy.

I get the moderator thing, too, but sometimes I post to a thread and it’s there, then I refresh the page and it’s gone. I have no idea what causes it.

Nah, it’s a bug in the Forum software that just showed up recently.:open_mouth:

That’s normal at the moment!:smiley: