Very good pick up lines ... NOT...

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HERE ARE SOME PICK-UP LINES YOU SHOULD NOT USE.

  1. Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.

  2. Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

  3. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

  4. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

  5. You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word “edible”.

  6. Nice shoes, do you want to fuck?

  7. I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

  8. I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down

  9. Hi, my name’s (your name). Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!

  10. Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!

  11. Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.

  12. Hi, your outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.

  13. Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

  14. Hi, do you have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? Do you want
    some?

  15. Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

  16. I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.

  17. Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.

  18. Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.

  19. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  20. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

  21. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

  22. I looked up the word “beautiful” in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

  23. Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?

  24. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

  25. Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her
    when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!

  26. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

  27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

  28. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

  29. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand
    prize is a night with me!

  30. Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.

  31. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

  32. Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.

  33. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

  34. Did heaven lose a couple of angels? ’Cause I can see them bouncing around in your shirt!
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  1. Hey baby, did you fart? Cos you just blew me away.
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Tater has actually used the line “Excuse me. The voices in my head told me to ask you out for dinner.” You have to deliver the line dry, like youre really serious. Then once she stops laughing and becomes concerned youre crazy, you get to say “Had you going huh?” and walk away. Normally shell hunt you down and say hi.

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Lounge.

PUA: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower? The other 7% sing! And do you know what they sing?

HB: No, what?

PUA: Looks like SOMEONE isn’t a shower singer! ;D

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kekekekeke

I’m gay, wanna convert me?

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I saw that one used on the PUA show with Mystery hosting, the girls did get a crack out of that when one of his student’s opened with that.

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Shit, they used that on Mystery’s show? Damn. Haha oh well, it’s still good.

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I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

Hey, you know inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast..

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lol, +rep that’s a good one..

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While looking around a bar full of hot women, with a few within earshot:

“God DAMN, I picked the wrong night and place to be gay.”

D4

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Dude please enlighten us … so all your brothers in bondage may never make the same mistake… Hail the victorious dead…

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Actually, I think I got that from Mystery. It’s supposed to draw attention to yourself in a funny/cocky way, while adding that little possibility that you just might really be gay, which some women may take as a challenge. Heh… never tried it myself.