My First One Night Stand - Using Pheromones!!!!!!!!

NLP mind trick!

Well, you could spray A314 if you bought and hoarded the friggen alcohol carrier MX variant! But then maybe he transferred A314 to an atomizer. It would probably emit at least 2 sprays before clogging. I moved mine to a roll-on so shit happens…

Old Johnny Wad must be really hurtin’ for a sale to sperm a competitor’s website. I guess the times are a gettin’ hard…

It’s been many years since I had a one nighter. Each one I regretted the next day. Nothing worse than humpin’ a stranger and finding you really don’t like her other than for a quick wankin’. But most of all I regretted it hurting when I had to pee a few days later…

I thought about the MX variant, but he definitely would have said it was the variant since it’s blatantly labeled as such and not A314. Also, since we’ve started getting suspicious about his posts I noticed that he’s not here defending himself. Wonder if any of the admins have looked to see if he’s even purchased any products from Androtics. Definitely sounds like a spam mule to me.

Gegogi, ouch…literally, ouch…

I’ve only had one one-night stand, and I didn’t like it. It was fun, and luckily I didn’t catch anything from it (thank you Trojan!), but I really didn’t like the way I felt the next day. If a girl is good enough to take to bed, she should at least be good enough to be friends with or be worth talking to for a while.

That’s not to say I haven’t dated my share of girls that turned out to be complete and utter psychos and made me run screaming eventually… The Shining has nothing on a certain redhead I dated… the German ones can definitely be scary.

Hmmmm. Under your name it says “Pick Up Artist”, and its your FIRST one night stand EVER. You must be blessed. Please let me know where I can get a copy of “The Neil Method Handbook”. I will sooo rep it to all my friends.