My Nostrils Are Huge

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Citizens of Pheremonetalk,

Greetings. I am happy to have stumbled upon this forum from my planet and was even more delighted by the positive attitude exuded by nearly everyone here. Truly top notch gaggle of a community.

As this is an introductory message, and I like money, especially if it’s equal to or over $25, it would be a jubilant exercise for me to reveal some of the workings of myselves… er, SELF. Myself.

Here are the answers to the questions in question:

1) How old am I? - 34.75.
2) Sex? - No thanks, my plate is pretty full. (I’m male).
3) General Location? - Who is that? I know of a General Lee, General Grievous, General Motors and even a Colonel Sanders. General Location is foreign to me, but if you were curious, I’m located in Massachusetts.
4) [Enter narcissistic auto-biography here] - okay, well, depending on which personality you are addressing (QUIT IT FRED!), here is a brief history of time (Put the Toilet Plunger DOWN, Tom!!!)

I’m a 6’2" slender white dude with peppery brown hair and I date a lot. Love the self-improvement circles I’ve been involved in lately. I once dated a girl who said she loved my grays. How could she? I hadn’t even introduced her to my alien brothers yet…

PERSONA:

As you can probably tell, I like humor. Or what I perceive to be humor. Literal, corny, sometimes a bit sarcastic is good. I also like scaring the crap out of people. Not in a “I have a thermal detonator in my palm and will blow up Jabba’s palace if you don’t release Solo” kind of way… more like “having a guest over using my bathroom, and when they are done, hide next to the door and JUMP in front of them as they are coming out” kind of way.

I’ve had people fall down and jump 2 feet in the air. It’s priceless. Somehow, my shoulder always ends up bruised, however…

I’m a musician, composer, programmer, occasional mocha frappacino drinker, and I love how I smell right now. I’m also eating seabreeze salad. It was quite delicious until I discovered it had jellyfish in it.

Jellyfish are my worst nightmare and they should be yours, too.

Awful creatures. What could be more disgusting than a floating, diaphanous brain with poisonous tentacles floating and undulating toward you, hungry for some nice blobby, slimy lovin’? And now I’m EATING IT? Many ensuing retches.

You know what would be funny - if they (evil jellyfish) had the most powerful pheremones on the planet. Well, not really FUNNY funny, but kinda… whatever. Forget it.

WHY I EXIST:

I’m here because I read about something called “Phero-hypnol”, a fictional pheremone detailed in Mystery’s The Pickup Artist - the New and Improved Blah Blah Blah. I performed a search of it on “Google” and it led me to this impressive forum.

Honestly, I was very skeptical (and to some degree, I still am) re: pheremones. But looking around at all of the different people posting here and the results they are getting has been quite interesting. I shouldn’t turn my nose up to it… get it? Nose? Groan.

EXPERIENCE:

I have something called “The Scent”. It’s been sitting in my bathroom cabinet unused since 1492. I put some on today, it smells nice. I don’t know if it is still effective, being manufactured in Columbus’s time and all. Smells like baby powder and olive oil.

That’s pretty much the limit I have with pheremones. I guess I kinda thought they were a crock after trying them once, but looking at this forum (as mentioned) has given me warm fuzzies of anticipation and fascination.

PRESENT DAY:

I’m researching the forum and looking around for answers to stuff so I can pretend not to be a newbie by not asking questions that have been answered 7,712 times before. I know what that’s like because I am involved in running a pretty big (non-competing) forum using the same software this one does.

I’m pretty consistent on the dating scene lately and am now very curious about the products offered here. I had no idea the breadth of it had this width of depth. Wait… does that make sense?

It’s going to be a fascinating journey and I’m glad to have found this great forum. You’re all very supportive and cool folks.

Special thanks to Mickaelia for slaying the registration Daemon which blocked this loquacious post from being written for 24 hours.

ISN

P.S. “My Nostrils Are Huge”, as written in the subject title, may be understatement of the century. Greyhound has commissioned my olfactory cavities as terminals for their buses.

Hopefully they will be put to better use on this forum.

STOP THAT, SANDRA!!!

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great to have you with us. love the intro think i got you personas down, but what do you want to get out of mones ladies, status, turn more sales. let us know what you want them to do for you. Then we can suggest some products for you to try
Regards
papa

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Welcome to the forum.

Great intro.

What types of enhancement are you looking for from pheromones?

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HAHAHA
I have no idea what to do with you. I don’t think I am qualified to offer advice on pheromones to all of you. I’m actually more curious about what you are currently on.
So this “the scent” bottle that you have. Is that “the scent of eros”? how often have you used it, last time you used it, and did you notice anything at all? Not just attraction, but maybe an increase of being ignored?

So like everyone else asked, what are you looking for?

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oh and I wish you didn’t tell me about the jellyfish. that was my favorite salad.

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Note: If you prefer not to read the long-winded version of this, just skip down to “DONUT FISHING LINE” below. I answer what I’m looking for there.

Just when I thought I was being thorough, I leave one of the more important elements - why I want to use pheremones.

To answer that, allow me to explain a couple of things - first is my point of view on this stuff.

Up until a couple of days ago, I had always thought of pheremones as just another gimmick in a bag of tricks along the lines of phrenology or mentalism - popular and veritable at the time they were “discovered”, but essentially just a hoax, social trick or placebo. I hadn’t thought much on them after buying a small bottle of the stuff years back and trying it. I don’t believe I experienced results with the formula I have, or nowhere near the level of what folks on this forum are getting from using the Andriotic stuff.

When I read the chapter in The Pickup Artist - The New and Improved Blah Blah Blah that mentioned a fictional (renamed) pheremone, it intrigued me, first and foremost because the guy who used them is a straightshooter and I trust him. He’s a pretty logical dude and wouldn’t lead anyone astray.

So after coming upon this massive forum, I discovered all of these products that are tailor made to get reactions from people in public. I’d had no idea pheremones had been developed to this point, let alone that they were taken seriously. I was intrigued, to say the least and still am!

Thank goodness I have an open mind. Now I’m excited about placing my first order and trying stuff out.

DONUT FISHING LINE:

After researching this forum, the things I’d like to accomplish with pheremones are:

  1. Center of attention, respect, authority.
  2. More sex with women of my choice.
  3. Life of party.

I read through many pages here, did the research, and it looks like the following products will help me accomplish this:

  1. A314 - seems to be the essential ingredient no matter what else you are using. Induces respect, authority.
  2. TUTH - a sexual enhancer. Must be careful, if used in large quantities it can backfire.
  3. IS - Instant Shine - may enhance the effects of A314 giving you a celebrity-like “aura”.
  4. IO - Tempers the effects of TUTH, making you a bit more approachable.
  5. AMMO - essentially a masculine flirty mone, another essential in the bag.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed. That is my current understanding of what these individual potions do.

engages time machine, fixes past. There, that should do it. Crap, now my parents never met. DAMN!

I’ve attached a picture of “The Scent” that I bought years ago.

Thanks for everyone’s responses and support!

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Hi iSmellNice, welcome!

You’ve definitely been doing your research, I see. I would give you some recommendations, but you’ve done a pretty good job at finding them for yourself.

However, I would like to add to your well-chosen selection, Instant Honesty. Instant Honesty adds depth and intimacy to conversations, others will feel more comfortable around you and tend to trust you more. This is especially important for most women, who need to feel a bond with a guy before going further.

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Note:

After researching this forum, the things I’d like to accomplish with pheremones are:

  1. Center of attention, respect, authority.
  2. More sex with women of my choice.
  3. Life of party.

I read through many pages here, did the research, and it looks like the following products will help me accomplish this:

  1. A314 - seems to be the essential ingredient no matter what else you are using. Induces respect, authority.
  2. TUTH - a sexual enhancer. Must be careful, if used in large quantities it can backfire.
  3. IS - Instant Shine - may enhance the effects of A314 giving you a celebrity-like “aura”.
  4. IO - Tempers the effects of TUTH, making you a bit more approachable.
  5. AMMO - essentially a masculine flirty mone, another essential in the bag.

Feel free to add anything I’ve missed. That is my current understanding of what these individual potions do.

Great picks you really covered your bases. I might suggest CTTM some say it is like a mix of IO and IH. I find it makes people really chatty around you. What i will say dont expect mones to be magic bullets. they are 10% the rest is you and how you carry yourself. Have reasonable expectations of what they will do. I would suggest first find your sweet spot with each mones and keep a journal of doses and experiences. Then go and start mixing them. I always evaluate the day to see is i missed any hits or strange reactions
Regards
papa

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Thanks for that recommendation. It will be a fun journey finding out how these items create the reactions of which everyone speaks.

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Thanks. Yes, I have no delusions about it. Pheremones are only a tool in the bag, an enhancer, not a magic wand.

It should be interesting seeing what happens. I’ve ordered A314 for now. I didn’t see CTTM in stock, but will check again.

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Welcome to Pherotalk IsmellNice!

Do you want to know what I smell? I smell a reporting user on the forum. I can see that pretty soon when you start recording your findings you will definitely be headed there.

I can’t wait to see the interesting stuff you put on here.

Your gc was issued. :smiley:

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Thank you X 3! Yes, this stuff really fascinates me. I will be sure to keep detailed findings of what happens. Interesting stuff? I’m just as eager as you! :slight_smile:

Thanks so much for the $25 GC. I realize it takes a lot of administration work to issue each of them and take care of us on the forums.

Hugs,
ISN