Well, technically, it’s still being processed, but the fact that the payment was accepted makes me very happy, after I had a little problem with unconfirmed addresses on my last order using PayPal. Anyway, the payment was accepted, so hopefully my package will be here around Tuesday. I ordered a to-go each of IFM, IO, IH, and IS, and this time I plan to test them methodically (a couple from my last batch was wasted (or not so much, at least I know for sure they’re powerful and work.) in less than a week. Wish me luck.
It’s out on a delivery courier about 40 miles from here. Hurry up and get here, DHL!
LOL, I’ve got a second order coming too, & I’ve also got my eye on the DHL shipment tracker. And… I wish you luck.
It got here not long after I left, so I guess my little brother claimed it for me. He doesn’t know what it is, and I’m not explaining it to him. He’s really smart, but I can’t imagine saying “Yeah, they’re basically chemicals to make people like you/want to have sex.”
Anyway, as I said, my package arrived while I was running some errands. When I got home, my brother was at his piano lesson but he had put the package on my bed. As soon as I pulled the little rip tab, I was hit with a massive dose of copulins. I got another Instant Jerk freebie in this one, and I guess it leaked. About a quarter of the contents is missing from the bottle, which was slightly wet and smelled strongly of Instant Jerk. I’m not sure what I’ll use Instant Jerk for, since I have a girlfriend and don’t go to clubs or bars. Two to-gos of the stuff will last me forever. Maybe I’ll start wearing it just to test it. Douse myself in it right before a test. Oh well.
What’d you get in yours? I ordered IH, IO, IFM, and IS all as to-gos.
Kool, i just received my 1st order, luckily none leaked… This order included ammo and tuth, with a freebie Instant Female Magic.. Now im waiting for my 2nd order..
Time to start experimenting!!!
I’m getting some A314 and a (full) bottle of Instant Shine. Woohoo! I just checked it out on the DHL site; they’ve crossed the Atlantic safe and sound. Should be in my eager hands in the morning 
In this thread, Instant Jerk - idle Edition, Nibbla says there’s a whopping 12.5 mcg of none per spray in the Instant Jerk. wow… that’s a substantial amount of none.
cool. my first order gets here tomorow. in the mean time, im trying to see if I can get any hits off Pherlure (i bought it a long time ago and havent used it because i was more interestes in androtics) just for today, so ill let you guys know how that goes.
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nooooooooo way! Pherlure doesnt work for shit! I was foolish enough to believe in their lies and fancy looking website.. You can try it and see if it works for you…who knows.
Like Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter, Pherlure is the product that “should not be named”
360addict, I just followed that Pherlure link to read “Pherlure cologne supposedly has an active ingredient called di-dehydroepiandrosterone. But does this chemical really exist…” OMG that does indeed look dodgy.
OT: For those who design webpages
Oh wow, the DHL website has an animated favicon (in Firefox that’s the little icon that appears in the address bar and elsewhere too). Really eye catching, and it’s as simple as this, apparently.
OMFG I’m fuming. The DHL guy just dropped a card through my door saying I wasn’t in and he couldn’t deliver. I’ve been in all morning. I wasn’t even playing any music, just to be on the safe side. WTF? I don’t think he even knocked on my door, not with any vigour anyway; he must have scratched at it like a timid little mouse or something. Seriously, I ain’t deaf. I don’t have a doorbell, maybe I should get one. It’s gone back to the depot, to try delivery again tomorrow…
Do I have to camp out on the doorstep? aaaaarrgh!
Don’t get me wrong, the previous driver was great, I’m impressed with their service generally. But seriously, WTF? I’ve had my ears open like a bloody meerkat or something, waiting for this parcel. I wish he had used the phone number I provided. I cannot believe I missed him. Did he call in the slight window of time when I went to the bathroom or something? I dunno.
ahhh… sorry guys, rant over. Think I’ll have fun with my existing products while I am waiting LOL. I’ve got things to do this afternoon, so I’ll combine business with fun… here goes!
No all you needed to do was immediately call DHL and tell them the driver never actually attempted delivery and they would send them back. Maybe too late now.
Always remember don’t be reactive, but be proactive and still give them a call.
LOL that’s what happened to me, the driver never delivered to my door he just left a card asked me to go to my local DHL (it would take me 2 hours to drive there coz its near the f**king airport) to pick it up…no shit, so i called DHL and told them i was home all day and no one rang the bell and i was not very happy about it (not really 
), the operator was very polite and smooth due to my A314 (just kidding ), anyway we then arranged a time and the next day the driver showed up and delivered the goods. it’s normal these days…incredible ey 
Yeah, I did ring up the number on the card, but I never got a human, I got an automated thing: maybe I should’ve dug around the internet or something for another number but I was in a rush & had to go out shortly thereafter. I think I’ve arranged re-delivery for tomorrow via this system, I’m going to put up a sign on the door saying “MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, DUDE!” or words to that effect.
Anyway, I have another report, the tl;dr of it is “Fantastic”. I’ll journal the full tale soon, but some urgent extra-curricular things have come up, so I’ll be very busy for a while. I’ll drop a quick post in when I finally get my mitts on the new parcel. Cheers all.
thats what I did lol.
Hm. I haven’t had a problem with DHL yet, besides that I always have to call and give them my address again. But when I call I always get nice people, and usually women.
This is was actually my 1st experience with DHL, and I loved their tracking system, and they’re pretty quick. I usually have the above problems with UPS. I never seem to get a next day delivery the next day..
Oh hey, it’s all good, got my delivery today. And another freebie! Thanks so much to all at Androtics. And, I believe Amy and April must be mindreaders! It’s far-out. Because first time, I wondered after ordering whether I should’ve got some IG - well, I got a free to-go of IG.
This time, after my order was expedited, I thought “Hmm… maybe I should’ve got some Instant Female Magic too, I can think of at least one female I’d like to work some magic on when I next get to see her 
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Mirabile dictu, guess what I got as a bonus in this package! Androtics, y’all are truly great. I sing your praises