New Essence of Woman Batch Is Nice And Stinky

Yup…

My turn to geek everyone out a little.

EOW’s Formulation
Propionic Acid
Isobutyric Acid
Butyric Acid
Valeric Acid
Acetic Acid
Isovaleric Acid
Indole
Hexanoic Acid
Benzenethiol

EOW smells: Two of their top three odor components in EOW are cheesy odors. The fourth is rancid, putrid, and sickening. The last three components aren’t even found in natural copulins, and one of those is cheesy. The other two components in EOW add a nice sewer-smell touch.

Ideal “Producer” (or Natural) Copulins
Lactic Acid
Acetic Acid
Isovaleric Acid
Proprionic Acid
Butyric Acid
Isobutyric Acid
Valeric Acid

Normal Copulin Smells: The top three odor components of normal “Producers” of copulins are pungent, sour, sweaty, acidic, and dairy… no cheese. :smiley: (This is my new battle call, btw: "NO MORE CHEESE!!!")

In the normal state those cheesy smelling components are waaaay down there in amount (the combined total is less than 1.2%).

And the rancid note (valeric acid) is in such a low amount in normal producers as to be almost negligible (<0.2% of total).

Hmmm…

Cheese Pizza, anyone? :stuck_out_tongue:

Diane

Diane, were you ever serious about trying to produce your own synthetic variant of naturally smelling copulins?

Thought about it… then thought about the potential contaminant issue in reagent grade chemicals… and decided against it.

But natural copulins is another story… developing. :stuck_out_tongue:

So yeah. I’m doing some research… actually a ton of research.

Diane

LOLOLOL

I originally typed my question out as “Diane, were you serious about making your own copulins?”

And then I changed it. :smiley:

Glad you’re testing out the natural angle. Tried that once too. I will need more testing, too, I am sure. :wink:

I’m actually pretty far along on the process, and very excited by the progress I’ve been making.

But, no, these aren’t “my” copulins… LOL. But they will still be natural and clean and closer to the ideal ratios. :slight_smile:

Diane

im so excited.
btw,
you will have mail in 1-3 days :slight_smile:

Oh! Well, very cool then. I look forward to when you decide to share your results.

Neato! keep up the good work :slight_smile:

Night and day… night and day… I never sleep. I just slave over cops! :smiley:

Diane

just received my new eow :slight_smile: it’s good :slight_smile: anybody who’s out should go get some :slight_smile:

I just ordered some!! :slight_smile:

Told you told you told you. How am I not getting major reps for my mad reporting skills? If it’s going to be that way, I’m keeping it to myself.

If it’s going to be that kind of party, I’m going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Cool! I’ll sell tickets!

Diane

heheheh ill take one :wink:

I just got my eow in the mail. My dad said the package smelt funky… kind of like grapes. When I opened it this strong fruity/cheesy smell flew out. My hands smelt like the the stuff just from holding it. It’s wierd, but I didn’t find the scent to be all that repulsive. My little sister however woke up from her nap complaining that it stunk and she couldn’t sleep :stuck_out_tongue:. Idk… it kinds reminds me of nerds (the candy) in a way… very strong smelling nerds. It kinda makes me sick after awhile. I still need to open the bottle!

Well shit… The good one was less grape and more butt cheesy and you could smell it as you approached the mail box. It should still work but you will have to work harder for the correct dosage.

I found yet another source that I tested but these were scentless copulins. I could have used the whole bottle. I got nothing. We have often said the weird cheesy scent while repulsive to the user at times is what effects the men. Copulins work a bit different then other mones in which the scent makes little difference because its the carrier. With cops its the actual scent that triggers the reaction which is why they have never been categorized as Pheromones technically.

Oh well back to searching. :smiley:

Tisha

Ten to one I’m the only one who recognized this.

Are you referencing the Beastie Boys, or the comedian they were referencing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZI-80-ot4 YouTube - Beastie Boys B Boys Makin’ With The Freak Freak, With lyrics.

Yeah you would probably have to open the mailbox to smell this one. You can smell it through the package though. I tried 2 drops in lotion yesterday and got some hits. I met a guy and when he shoke my hand he looked in my eyes and wouldn’t let go til I pulled away! lol. That was the main thing I noticed. I would have to say the the rest of the night was more mild hits. Could be that I used lotion which is less diffusive… am I right?

ariadne

Ten to one I’m the only one who recognized this.

Are you referencing the Beastie Boys, or the comedian they were referencing?

Both, actually.

And I’m glad somebody got that.