Hi, thought it was about time I took the plunge and wrote something!!
Well, I took a long time reading the forums before making my 1st purchase a few weeks back. Sure like many, I was skeptical, but what the heck, the community seems to be more gen’d up on these products than what I’ve seen on other 'mone sites, which I can only guess is tap water with a tad of scent!!
Anyhow, I purchased the ‘2-go’ range comprising of:
- IO
- IS
- IH
- TUTH
- Ammo
…and Ben gave me a free ‘2-go’ of CTM2.
So, the journey begun by tracking the parcel. Can’t begin to tell you how excited I was tracking that DHL parcel from the USA to the UK. Sadly it was delayed by a day due to some muppet in Yemen adding explosive flour to printers, but eventually my parcel did arrive!!
On opening it I got a strong whiff of scent, which made me go “Whoa!” Thought my head was gonna explode, lol, had one weird sensation come over me; and it lasted for hours!!
My 2nd thought was, does customs open/try these products, lol?
So, the decisions of what to use/try was what came next. Because I work shift work, night and day, I can’t get out as much as I’d like, so the 1st experiment was gonna have to be done in work.
So, I started out with Instant Shine on day one; and boy does that stuff make you feel happy!!
Day two, I tried Instant Shine, IO and IH . IO and IH on their own have a lovely smell, nothing I can compare it with, Instant Shine, I think is very close to ‘Coolwater’ but nicer. The reactions I got with this mix of normal strength was that people seemed more relaxed around me, more open. One collegue even said “We thought you were an ‘all rules’ company man, but we were obviously wrong,” as I noticed the normal staff that kept themselves to themselves, suddenly come over and talk!!
Day three, just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke, I tried the same combo again. Got the same results, happy days; and yes, people seem to want to tell you pretty much anything about their lives; and you can see the look on some of their faces after they have said something of “What made me say that?!” Yet, they are none the wiser and still remain at ease.
Day four, same mix plus ‘come talk to me,’ well why not. Went and mingled with our customers, and people just wanted to chat, I felt calm with the Instant Shine; and it always puts a smile on my face, not to mention it’s lovely and warm when you spray it on, just what you need in this cold weather.
Day five, same mix, plus ammo . I have to admit, I was unsure about using this in the workplace, but by god, that has some people turn their heads in your direction when they get close!! Of course, these are collegues that have known me for a little over a year, and in that time most have been friendly, but not ‘stalker friendly’ were you turn around and they’re behind you, lol!! Actually it kind of creeped me out so much that I am very aware not to use ammo in work, lol!! So glad I didn’t use TUTH!!
Day six; and I should of gone out to a birthday party, but sadly had to go to work at short notice, so no experimenting that night. Since then, I’ve used IO and IS in work; and have noticed a difference in the way people act around me. Gone are the days of using ‘Lynx!’ Wished I’d found Androtics years ago, would of saved myself a fortune on naff ‘lynx’ and ‘cougar’ (german brand name for lynx) products!!
So, that was my first few days.
…Now, a couple of weeks on; and the staff xmas night out, with an aim to head into the city (Liverpool, UK) for clubbing action afterwards.
So, dressed for summer in a short-sleeved shirts, trousers shoes; with snow and ice outside, lol, I ventured out to the venue - yes I didn’t take a coat, -8 isn’t cold to me, lol.
I sprayed myself with ammo x2 to the chest/stomache, 1x spray of IO under each arm (well it’s cold out, so not much chance of sweating), then another spray of IO on the top of both shoulders. CTM2, only used it once, not sure what the heck that’s for, but the name suggests what it may do, lol. Sprayed across my hair, neck (front and back), both wrists and then rubbed it up both my arms.
Now I’m smelling of perfume, and feeling really good for some reason.
Taxi to the venue, armed with TUTH in my pocket…had no idea when I’d use it, if I’d use it all, lol.
The venue was a private function room, bloomin cold, heaters had only just gone on when I arrived. We had 20 staff from our restaurant; and a couple of hundred more from the other restaurants in our Group. Yep, I work for that restaurant with the clown, but the majority of our customers are in their 20’s and above; and I spend most of my life in that darn booth saying "Hi, Welcome to M… ;]) " I tell you, the day I leaned out of that booth window with ammo, whoa, that was one long 2200 - 0600 shift, with the 20 something females walking through the drive-thru from the hotel yards from our restaurant!! They kept coming back just to talk to me, haha, pished the night manager off mind, ah well, at I know ammo works.
Okie, I’ve gone right off-topic, lol, let’s get back on-track, the venue!! So, a couple of hours in, I’m dancing away with the staff, everyone seems to be relaxed and enjoying themselves; and I head off to the toilet. Hands washed; and think TUTH, why not!! x2 sprays to my neck; and a fellow work collegue takes interest. So I spray him too with instructions to stay the heck away from me for a few minutes, whilst I go and try it out, lol.
So, straight to the bar, not expecting anything. Well let’s face it, I’m not the type of guy to get as much as a looking never mind anything else, lol. There’s these two blondes at the bar, I stand behind them waiting my turn to be served. The one to my left turns around, her eyes are wild. “Do I know you, I’m sure I do, give me a hug!” Whoa, what just happened. Blonde to my right, wild eyes again, “Hi, what’s your name?” I don’t know at this point which way to look, lol. This NEVER happens to me, so I’m thinking TUTH up close is like voodoo juice, cos when you pass people at a distance there doesn’t seem to be much eye contact, none that I noticed anyhow when walking back to the venue passed the other restaurant stores’ staff (women). So, a few mins of friendly chat, I buy my drinks and turn to leave, maybe I shouldn’t of, lol, but behind me, two more blondes, wild eyes, OMG!!! Another hug off of a stranger whom thinks we’ve known one another for ages, haha. My heads screaming to itself “Yessssssssss, thank-you!!!”
So back to my collegues, yes, I’m thinking maybe I should of stayed, but this is the 1st time anything like this has happened in 20 years - yes that long - so I’m thinking to myself, “pace yourself, take it slow” lol.
My female collegues come back off of the dance floor, one sits next to me, instant hit with the wild eyes look again, except, I know this collegue is married, so I’m looking at an exit strategy, lol. Dancefloor for me. I don’t make it, lol, my collegue that I sprayed meets me half-way - “OMG what the hell is this stuff?? I just pulled 2 women from leaving the toilets!” I’m just grinning, lol.
Off to dance we went. Thankfully I’ve seen no effects of this stuff around guys, cos from what I’ve read, it can cause them to become aggressive?!!
So we party for another hour, then the DJ starts telling the clubbers of the other stores that their coaches had arrived to take them back, pah. Our que to head to the city centre night clubs!!
1st club, dead, there was more staff, than customers!! We then moved to another club, shots 50p, bottles £2, that’ll do me. At bit of dancing; and the club begins to fill with lots and lots of females in their 20’s. Hmm, trip to the toilet for a quick hit of TUTH is in order, I think. x2 sprays straight to the next. Guess who clocks me, ya my collegue, whoim wants a could of sprays too!! rolls eyes ah well all fun, and off he goes to the othersdie of the club. Me, I return back to my collegues.
Wasn’t expecting what came next, seriously, I’ve not dated in 20 years, kissing, lol, what the hell is that; and so far up to now I’ve had 4 stranger fling themselves at me, lol (married work collegue not included, cos that’s wrong imo). So, these two girls go past, a blonde and a brunette. Brunette is within touching distance to her friend. Her eyes went nuts, she just came over and whack, straight on the lips. Ever hear the saying “grinning like a cheshire cat?” That was me, with a smile from ear to ear, lol. she disappeared into the crowd. Bugger. But hey, that was fun; and I could only put it down to the TUTH. So, I go for a drink and before I get to the bar, there she is again. Kiss #2, oh yeahhhh!!! So she heads to the toilet, I get my drink and go back to my collegues. Put my drink down; and the next think the brunette and the blonde are coming out of the toilets; and I hear the brunette say, “There’s that guy I just told you about!” O.K.
So, guess what happens, the blonde comes over. Think she was gonna say if I liked her frined, lol, but she gave me that weird wild look too, kiss #3 wooooo yeah, I’m on a roll!! My head at this point is actually saying “Thank you TUTH, thank-you Androtics, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!” So she wonders off to her friend looking a bit ‘out of it’ and then they both come over, haha, couldn’t feckin’ believe it; and my work collegues standing close-by are gob smacked, hahaha!! So I’ve now got the blonde trying to do a dirty dancing move on me, and the brunette is going for her 3rd kiss. Oh yeah, did I say I love TUTH?!!
So they both go the toilet again, probably to recover, lol, then sadly the music stops; and the club bouncers are encoraging everyone to leave, pah. So our collegues and I head off to the only venue we know of open from 1am to 7am. More guys here than girls, gawd knows where all the girls went from that other venue, maybe they know somewhere we don’t, but it didn’t stop me for having some fun and dancing. My collegue, the one that had his 2nd spray of TUTH, (whom I’m gonna be refering to this site, I may add) comes in and says he’s pulled yet another 2 girls, lol. so we dance till 5am and then it’s time to go home.
I woke this morning at 11am, sore head, slightly, but I hit myself with IS; and with 3 mins, no more sore head!! Usually after a night out like that (minus the female attention) I’m dead to the World all day!! Don’t know what’s in IS, but damn, that wakes you up quick.
So, this has been my 1st nightlife experience using IO, IS, Ammo and now TUTH. Safe to say I love them. Hopefully, I’ll be out very soon for another experiment, but from above/last night I can say I’ll be using these products for some time to come.
Thank you.
Dave.