Well, last night was different, lol.
Was supposed to be going out with a couple of friends for a night of drinking/clubbing. Supposedly out for 8:30pm, I started to get messages on the lovely social network we use, could I make it 9pm, then 930pm. Scratching my head and thinking the night was over before I’d even set out the front door, I was then invited to where one of our two friends was - at a flat party!!
A quick dash to a late store for some bottles of alcohol; and I was on my way to an address in the student end of the City, not knowing where the heck I was; and dropped off right outside the front door, mobile in-hand calling my friend to come and let me in, lol!!
Well, up until now, I wasn’t wearing any mones. In my mad dash, I’d forgotten to spray, but stuck a 2-Go homebrew frankie mix MK, erm, no Idea what version I’m up to, but for those that are interested, I filled the bottle a quarter full of 4 different mones:
TAC 10mcg, P91 10mcg, Ammo FF22 (Standard Strength) and CTTM V2.
I was led into a 1-bed flat, 3 girls, 2 guys, my friend and me, 1 sitting on the bed, 2 sitting on a 2-seater sofa one acting as a DJ with his iPhone; and one of the girls dancing away in the middle of the room, lol. I’m led by my friend through to the kitchen to make a drink; and back we go, to a non-talkative room. Hmm, I’m thinking what have I come to; and ask about my other friend in case he’s sitting in the original rendezvous point wondering where we are, lol. Apparently he’s not coming out tonight, hence why we’re at a flat party, if you can call it that - it needs an injection of something, oo wait, I have the 2-Go in my pocket. So, I go back into the kitchen, grab a refill and spray the front of my neck twice and the same to the back of my neck; and one spray each to my wrists; and rejoin the party!
Wasn’t expecting results so darn quick, but on sitting on the corner of the bed, one of the girls gets off of the sofa, sits next to me and starts leaning into me, much to the shock of one of the guys sitting on the other side of the bed. Nor was I expecting a cat to appear from under the bed either and start to go in and out of my legs, lol. Apparently it had been hiding all night under the bed; and no sooner than I apply the 2-Go mix, I’ve got a female and a feline trying for my attention, lol. There’s also another cat “Somewhere” that hasn’t made its presence yet either. So, an inflated rubber with a lipstick face begins its journey around the room from one of my friends; and from what seemed like a dull situation, suddenly became a wild, wild environment.
The ‘DJ’ puts on “Maneater” lol, kind of appropriate with the girl next to me, still leaning, but the other girl on the sofa jumps up and proceeds to do a, what can only be described as an exotic dance in the middle of the room, lol; and whoa, were did those tights come from, yep, me and the other dude on the bed are getting a leg each draped over our head, face, neck, lol, bizarre experience.
So the 3rd girl starts to wear little xmas santa hats; and the selfies in front of her huge mirror on the wall start to take place, lol. Then she does a wardrobe change right there in front of us; and more selfies, lol. I look around and my friend is at the top of the (queen-sized) bed just grinning, lol, trying to encourage me to react to the girl in her mid-twenties who is STILL leaning into me. These are all his friends from his theatre group, as they all act, but are also studying theatre/drama.
Next, on goes the karaoke player, we’re now singing to the ‘Now That’s What I call Music’ series, god help the other residents; and wahey, here’s the other cat making it’s appearance from the kitchen to, you guessed it, my legs; and much to the delight of everyone else, lol.
So, I feel like I’ve been here all night, but no, only 2 hours have passed; and the flat owner shouts out, “Right we’re going to town to do some clubbing!” Man, that was a killer as the girl leaning into me, calls it a night; and heads home, pah.
We head into town, go to a packed club; and ID in-hand everyone in the queue behind me erupts into laughter when my passport is scanned (along with everyone else’s) displaying that it expired some 3652 days ago, lmao!! I was let in anyhow; and after a quick trip to the gents, I’m back with a fresh spray on ‘Frankie’. Now, I’ve got the 2 remaining girls trying to dance on me along with other girls that came within touching distance as they passed. Kind of weird, because the girls passing me (complete strangers in the club on their own night out) would stop by me; and the just start to dance, lol, ended up with more girls in the area I was stood in, than any other part of the club; and every now and then, we’d get the desperate dudes try and mingle into the mix and just get knocked back by the girls, lol.
Everyone around me, seemed to be having a ball, I was too mind, didn’t stop me from dancing and doing my own thing. My friend and the other two guys, well, one of them left after his 1st drink; and my friend and the other guy sat down (worst thing you can do when you’ve been drinking, as you get tired real quick!!); and seemed to just gaze into space!!
Then the blonde Danish girl sat down; and she too went into that sleepy look. The flat owner then somehow pulled a dude that looked a heck of a lot like Prince Harry, but clearly she wasn’t his type as whilst he danced with her, he was constantly looking around at other women; and eventually they parted.
I did that fatal mistake of sitting down, shortly after; and damn, I felt like I’d been hit by a brick wall; and some how, 4 hours seem to fly by!! The lights came on; and my friend and I jumped into a taxi. He lives close to me, so dropping him off seemed logical; and he was in no state to try and make his own way home anyhow.
It was an eventful night; and if I’m invited again this week (as I’m still on holiday), you bet, I’ll be around for party number two, lol. Only difference being, I have the new batch of mones arriving tomorrow by DHL, so testing has to be done; and I can’t think of a better group of people to try it on and see how they react! 