Well, I’ve had a good two weeks to play around with pheremones. I won’t lie, I went pretty nuts and basically own the entire commercial line (sans IJ… wonder if I should go ahead and catch 'em all), but I’ve just been having too much damn fun to stop buying 
. The thing is, besides some ridiculously over-the-top self effects, I haven’t really noticed that many hits. I attribute this possibly to using mostly socials and no none products-- that being said, I’ve got some ammo and TutH on the way, so we’ll see what happens.
Now, fast forward to when my a314 got here. This stuff is making my life absolutely bizarre. In two days, I’m somehow magically everybody’s pillar of hope. In class, at work, wherever, men regard me with a mixed intimidation and admiration, even guys twice my size I’ve never even spoken too. And as far as hits are concerned, women are treating my personal space like it’s their vacation home. Here’s the weird part:
Every. Single. One. Is over the age of thirty.
I’m Twenty.
I don’t know what to call it, but I can’t even walk out in public without moms, my professors, even my buddy’s happily married mother (instant recipe for awkward) going nuts. I took the State Department’s Foreign Service Exam yesterday, and sat in the waiting room with some older dude and three girls- one maybe in her early twenties, the other two probably 35-40. I sat next to these ladies, and one of them actually got up and moved so they were on each side. Mind you, nobody was talking, the room was dead til I walked in-- in thirty seconds, these ladies (who were both daaaamn fine for their age, lemme tell you) refused to stop touching me, or playing with my hair. Both of them-- one was giggling non-stop, the other (some super-professional chick with two Master’s degrees I learned) had the reddest flush I’ve ever seen. I was getting taken aback, started stumbling and getting kind of freaked out, and they could not get enough of it. I’m really glad we had a test to take, because I’m not so sure I would have evaded capture and kidnapping (especially after receiving the most wantonly erotic, turned-on “good luck” I’ve ever heard 
). The girl my age (who was very pretty herself)? Nothing. Didn’t even want small talk.
This kind of thing has been happening all week since I got a314. I only use one or two drops too! I can’t sit in the front row in my French class, because the teacher can’t seem to stop looking at me or remember what she was saying two seconds prior throughout the whole lesson. The only problem is, I’m getting nada from girls my age. They’re nice, and courteous, but in no way throwing out throbbing vibes of passion or responding to me any more than platonic.
I need some help. I need to come up with a mix or something; I am in love with a314, it stands above all of my other products, and I adore being a smoldering chunk of temptation to crowds of ladies-- but i wasn’t planning on them ALL being twice my age! Is it a matter of none, or buffering? Basically, what do I have to do to get these effects redirected towards a more “age-appropriate” demographic? 
I have to pick my little brother up from school monday- I can’t go to the emergency room after a massive group cougar mauling. Help me out here guys.
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