hmmm you should try extenze they have a 30 day money back guarantee just go to extenze.com and maybe another thing is penis excerise try penisadvantage.com too its all natural its only requires excersise
And your credit card number, probably 
Oh and another thing. Unless you’ve got Peyronie’s Disease that causes the little fella to bend backwards, or you’re a freak of nature that can make your penis do a “come hither” gesture, you can’t really hit the G-spot. The closest you can get is a little friction in doggy-style, but with your fingers pressing against it and rubbing circles while you lap the ABCs on her clit…
Damn, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
and here I thought it was Money and shiny cars?
right where Mr tongue does his best work… 
hehe, google penis exercises, you will find plenty to keep your hands busy. just make sure you are stretching and not just playing with yourself.
So, when I tried the pills, they just made my stomach bigger, and when I tried the creams, my hands got huge, but nothing else…
No it isn’t.
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Yeah, when are guys ever going to figure out it’s girth not length that brings the girls a’runnin? 
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Now you got it.
I want a detachable penis. You know, so I don’t have to carry my one inch weapon of destruction around all day.
That kind of reminds me of a trip into a sex chat I took one day a few years ago. I was overwhelmed with the sheer patheticness of an easy 10:1 ratio of guys to girls, with every guy posting in huge, bold letters stuff like “HEY BABES! IF U WANNA CHAT WITH A WELL HUNG, MUSCULAR STUD WITH 9 INCHES, PM ME!”, and I thought to myself Wow, if these guys are such the shit, why aren’t they out doing the more conventional thing on a weekend, like, you know, going out to a club?
Then, a moment of genius came over me and I decided to play around with expectations. For the sheer, unadulterated hell of it, I posted “Hello, ladies. If you’d like to chat with a balding, fat, ugly slob with a 3 inch vienna sausage, PM me.” Every single girl in the chat PMed me with a “LOL! That’s hilarious!”, or “LOL! Is that true?”, and my favorite, “I’m calling bullshit, but you’re already more interesting than these idiots.”
-D4
laffs,
There should be a warning about posting when wearing IO, IH or CTTM2 on the bottles.
so is it A314, Ammo or Instant Shine that make you smell like you have a huge penis? 
Damn, how did I miss this. lolz
I get real good g-spot action with me on top, hubby on top face-to-face, and from behind… if I’m laying flat with a pillow beneath my hips. And he is normal in shape, size and every other way… no weird curves or freakish penile behavior…
The key is I have to be aroused enough… that is all. And my hubby makes sure I’m there before there is any of the above. And he really knows what he’s doing.
'Course, he likes to torture me in other ways too, (hands and mouth), but NOT all at the same time.:o And I don’t know what you mean by ABC’s or whatever???
It is all good.
Diane
Er. There are always a few exceptions to a rule I always hated obgyns telling me stuff like that when they were obviously hurting the hell out of me.
Spots like the a spot are a good pointer that there are probably more sensitive areas back in there than we’re told most of the time.
We’re also still learning as technology evolves.
I definitely have sensation beyond the first inch or two.
But yes girth is nice.
LOL how did I miss this thread!!
and for those who aren’t your perfect hubby, they can cheat and use their thumb to press in on your pubic area just above the pubic bone and cause more friction on your special spot…
abc’s = using your tongue to write the alphabet in a very strategic spot.
once you get to learn the likes of your woman, you can time it so that she hits her O right as you’re writing your “o.” nice way to keep the alphabet fresh in your mind too.
“w” is all kinds of fun. 
I keep picturing you finishing up with ‘z’, then singing “next time won’t you sing with me?”
Ah well, at least you’re not burping your ABC’s.
I’m not supposed to say anything and this will probably get me thrown out of the secret mens society, but that’s our little lie that we’ve convinced every Gyno in the world to spread! It’s our way of making up for not being able to reach it, and not having you think less of us for it!
Omg rofl mark. You’re too funny.
I never have to go past “C”. and that’s lower case btw. Gene Simmons ain’t got sh*t on me. LOL.