Just a bit of fun.. oh how I wish some of these were available though!
Instant Orgasm
Instant SMOTFRN (yeah I read that thread lol)
Instant MoistPanties
D.
Well, I was sworn to secrecy on this, but what the heck…
Besides the “T” line of ExperiMones (TAC, TAF, et.), there is also a “in developement” line of “D” ExperiMones.
Here are some of them:
Name Effects reported/comments
DAM - Testers rated as being really HOT by others!
DEP - Uncontrollable urges to be in movies and act like a Hollywood star.
DIE - OOPS. We’ll have to get back to you on that one…
DOE - Credited with causing odd blank stares, like caught in headlights…
DOH - Noticed odd cravings for doughnuts.
Some tester’s skin turned yellow.
Developed potbelly.
IQ dropped considerably.
DUD - Product in development: Instant Failure.
Actually there is an instant orgasm, it’s called oxytocin.
IP
speaks for itself. =P
It turns you into one?
other (more slightly less classy) scenario the “I” is a personal pronoun and the letter P represents a verb:o
Or maybe the pair of ..
Instant Hot - to catch the one that almost got away
Instant Not - to use on competition
Then there’s the Woman’s product:
Instant Skank 
Instant Idiot.
Instant Indiscretion.
Instant Slut.
Instant Asshole.
For men:
IRR - instant road rage.
Instant boredom
Instant Wuss
Iveg - Instant vegitarian
IB - instant baldness
For Women:
NHTD - nag him to death
IHB - instant huge butt
IB - instant butch
ICW - instant crack whore
ID - Instant Ditz
IGD - instant gold digger
For both:
Islob - instant slob
IHal - instant halitosis
lol… I’d like to take Instant Wuss and Instant huge butt. Those are the ultimate revenge tools =P
NHTD. Requested by no man, ever.
Now when I see Instant Ice Tea, I’ll think of a a pheromone that turns you into a rap and TV star
Lol! When I first read “instant ice tea”, I was thinking, “Lipton already makes that!”
Yesterday I was testing a new spray, and the name I came up afterwards for it was the “Dothraki Love Mix”.
Another names you will never see:
IR - Instant Rape. Brings out the animal.
EoL - End of Line. Makes woman go numb.
IF - Instant Faint. For those that go blank during weddings. Contains a dosage of Smelling Salts for added effect.
Golddigger - Ammo with gold dust
Instant Boner - Name says it all. Arousal for males.
Hmm. Let’s see what 10 minutes of thinking will let me come up with.
Instant Cat Lady - Summons all of the local felines for their cuddles.
Instant Cat Lord - Like ICL but for Males!
Instant Awkward - For those moments when you don’t want to talk to anyone at all costs!
Silent But Deadly - Ever wanted slip a fart that was silent but struck with the fierceness of a stabbed tiger? You can at last! With SBD!
Instant Amish - Want to give off that bearded look and feel without compromising you beliefs? Well for the price of two jars of peaches and 3 blocks of cheese, you too can have that old world love.
Vampire Hunter - Are you constantly running into denizens of the night? With VH you can have a heavy scent of garlic and repel 99.99% of vampires!*
Instant Bro - Contains male bonding pheromones, side effects may include copious amounts of drinking, lots of chanting and yelling, mentions of “YOLO” and “SWAG” maybe heard, although do not fear it will pass with time. Ships with bro “SPRAY PRAY PARTY” Androtics Bro Tank/Concealed To-Go holder. EDC Approved.
Instant Ho - Similar to instant bro, but for his lady. Ships with Androtics Direct Croptop/Concealed To-Go holder and matching “SPRAY ME” booty shorts. EDC Approved.
Instant Dog - YES HELLO THIS IS DOG.
Ha, I actually wish I had a spray that could summon cats! Can you guys get on this?
I would by lying if I said I didn’t want an ICL.
Instant Cat Lady.
It would be Feliway, Androsterone and Androstenol, mostly.
Can’t lie, we have this in an MX graveyard.
Instant Dog Lady apparently has copious amounts of copulins, chicken grease, and peanut butter smell. I’m not verifying its existence. I’m just saying. It would.