WOW!!! Today was the first day of college. Things are starting pretty DAMN perfectly!!! I used 3 sprays of instant shine today spread evenly throughout the college day. DROP DEAD MIND BLOWING GREAT RESULTS!!!
First of all, I got to math class. This chick starts to cruise me and gives me her phone number. I can see the female teacher and 2 other girls peeking at me as if they were interested.
Then I see many friends, they all great me like they were my best friend.
Then I go to the college’s student administration, EVERYONE there tells me jokes, laugh like crazy with me and I laugh like a mad man. I GET OFFERED A PERMANENT JOB!!!, THEN I GET INVITED TO MONTRÉAL TO BE THE ADVISORY COUNCIL (lol the representative!!!)!!!, THEN I GET OFFERED TO REPLACE THE GUY THAT IS IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE STUDENT ADMINISTRATION for next year!!! (note: it’s impossible to get this job, everyone wants it, I got offered without asking!!!, OMG!!!) Funny thing is, that guy hated me, now he couldn’t get enough of me, he kept talking to me like he was in love. EVERYONE WAS MADDLY NICE WITH ME, A GIRL I KNEW KEPT CRUISING ME.
After I though things couldn’t get any better, OMG, the hottest girl (the only 10/10 at college) WITH her sister (9.2/10) start to cruise me like MADLY sexually, they do these sweet orgasm sounds in my ears and keep smiling and giggling and touching me, YHEA, BOTH OF THEM!!! Then they make me come with them to the library to sell their books from last session, they KEEP TELLING ME HOW MUCH THEY MISSED ME LIKE CRAZY, THEY SMILLE LIKE THEY WERE IN LOVE. THEY KEEP SHOWING MASSIVE INDICATORS OF INTEREST. They play in their hair, touch me, look directly in my eyes, catty, keep making compliments at me, unzip my coat, unbutton the 2 of 3 button of my shirt, make me wear their mittens and scarf. We make each other laugh (both girls and I). THEN IT GOT CRAZY, THE 10/10 SAID I WANT YOU TO CALL ME WE WILL WORK TOGETHER AND DO HOMEWORK TOGETHER. PLEASE call me! Please call me! I was thinking “well, ill talk to her on msn or something (because I am not looking for a GF)”. THIS GUY WALKING BY IN THE HALL WAY SAYS “are you crazy
, she wants YOU, I can’t believe you aren’t writing her phone number down like a horny interested lucky ass guy” the guy I don’t know actually takes out a pencil and a small piece of paper for her to write her number down for me. A gang of random guys start explaining to me and making me realize that I’m the luckiest guy in college. They all start to imitate her and touche me like she was doing, to make me realize how much she was interested ( A LOT!).
I go to another class, (I was sitting in a corner with only a black guy to my right and nobody behind). Well, he was really cool with me, and offered me a lift home (he is a big gangster).
At the bus stop, this Indian guy starts talking to me and I have a kick ass conversation with him about religions, immigration to surrey British Columbia, Jalas, Sicks, Buddhism, French, English, Punjabi. A HIGHLY INTERESTING CONVERSATION. We talk for the whole 20 minutes; the conversation was so interesting that my arm hair was sticking up. This conversation was so good that I was pleasured!
And then, I got off the bus, ran to the mail box, AND MY NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT ARSENAL HAD ARRIVED. MUHAHAHAHA!!!
BEST DAY EVER. 2 chicks phone numbers, many new freinds, highest ranked administrative job, great laughs, best conversations, WHAT A FUCKING PERFECT DAY!!!