Usually, I am not a huge fan of either Instant Sexiness formula. I have both A & B and really did not plan to replenish either. Anyway, today I decided since the weather is now warm (80F at 8am), I should try something different.
3 sprays instant shine x2 - chin and neck
1 spray (oh god only one? rather than my usual 5) mx135 - cleavage
4 sprays instant sexi B exposed front skin (wearing a cami-top)
so i go to my normal fri am hangout. the super smoooooooooooking hot brad pitt look-alike (like brad in the oceans movies- rrrrrrrrowwww) coffeee dude was working.
NEVER cracks a smile - never over the past year (he has a toddler and newborn or something and i think is sleep deprived). he remembered my drink before i walked up and was talking and smiling at me - he even laughed. something which i had not previously thought possible.
when i went over to get my coffee - this waaaaay TDH dude sporting jawbone was checking me out in a very obvious way. i actually had to turn and look out of the window so he wouldnt see me blush.
for an old bag like me this is the most fun i have had in months! i must be careful so i dont end up in cardiac arrest or break my hip or something.
i think i will reorder some sexi-B…
Weird thing. I am back there right now with laptop (casualty of the wide-spread power outages in my area - I’m going to DIE without my haridryer)…
Anyway, I am just wearing some shine & MX135 - no SexiB. Back to no reaction again from Mr. Pitt. Although, when I was talking to my friend, his eyes were locked on our conversation.
Mmmm I have a great view of that goatee right now…
Ladies, I wish I could upload a pic for you. Why does someone who looks like that work at Starbucks?
So thinking about the combo. I really think the SexiB added more of a self-effect for me. More confident - “go ahead and look guys, I really dont give a shit”. When I wear SexiA, it makes me feel sorta PMS-ish. PMS with too much caffeine stuck in a traffice jam in summer with no AC and shit on the radio smelling exhaust and running late. Anyone else have this reaction?
Too much Instant Sexiness/A doesn’t just put me in a state…it makes me wanna *move…*to another state…to get away from myself! Two sprays is max fer me…aaaaand I buffer it!
Sooo today I had on shine, MX135, and for some reason spritzed myself with tons of TAH??? OK?
So off to Starbucks (again as my power is out for the fourth fucking day with no hope until tomorrow night).
Wet hair. Looking like a BIG blonde drowned rat (I’m 5’10 or 5’11" in heels). I’m not sure what my makeup looks like because it is DARK in my house - and well, candlelight is only romantic at night AFTER the makeup is applied and not at 6 fucking 30 in the morning.
So the TAH is making me feel different. Brad Pitt is making my drink. I can see that he is looking at another customer who looks really funny, but all the time he is ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME!!! Wow - a convo, that’s a first.
So we were chatting and laughing about the weird dude. He actually sounds like Brad Pitt too - such a deep sexy voice.
Oh, and I will flip you the bird with BOTH hands off the wheel! Ah ha ha ha!
Yea, watch out dumb ass - I’m packin pheromones!!! And I aint afraid to use them…
Bwaaaa.
Stone-faced Brad Pitt look alike was working this morning. I did not even notice him making drinks.
I paid, and started to walk over to the drink pickup area. He called “Mistress Jane” here is your drink." Wow, two weeks ago, the dude never even made eye contact.
Small hit, but fun…
Now if i could just get my H to call me by my name. He never uses it, no nicknames or anything. Just, “Yeahhh, ummm” - just like the boss on office space. “Yeah, um, I’m gonna go ahead and ask you to pick up some milk, we are out. That’d be great”.
“You don’t have to call me Darlin’, Darlin’
You never even call me by name …”
But other than that sounds like you are getting some good results, Mistress Jane …
I need to start a school for married guys - romance, rekindle the fire, basic manners, that sorta thing. Or if all else fails just pick her up and throw her on the bed like Tisha’s husband did to her and maybe throw in a good spanking ala Bella’s Wolf if she’s been making eyes at the cute guy at Starbucks - lol … that sorta thing. Do up a web site for guys - a guy’s version of April’s site - sorta like Will Smith in that movie - make a deal with SteveO and Jas and link back to the men’s section of Androtics … get a percent of all sales from traffic that comes thru my site … hmmmm.
In all seriousness, I saw a book review for “The Sex-Starved Marriage” - read an interview with the author - seemed to remind me of a few friends … if that is an issue check it out.
Two sprays is max fer me…aaaaand I buffer it!
- lol … that sorta thing. Do up a web site for guys - a guy’s version of April’s site - sorta like Will Smith in that movie - make a deal with SteveO and Jas and link back to the men’s section of Androtics … get a percent of all sales from traffic that comes thru my site … hmmmm.