ouchouchouch awful picture erase erase…
Oh, HELLS NO!!! A machete, surely . . . . . I don’t want even a sample if it can be removed by potato peeler!!!
Lorena Bobbit should be employed in the Acquisitions Dept.
We need some t’s and a’s to go with the c’s and p’s! 
How would I get a sample of c*ck? Around here they’re like ants at a picnic! All ya need is a honey pot, Pooh! 
You’ll have to figure out how to get the p…and while your at it, don’t forget to mind your q’s!
Can we do a hot tub instead?
Good God man! No need for a peeler! 
We have more pleasant ways of extracting “samples”. 
Jon, Jon, wrong organ here… 
…sheesh…
Bella
I’ve seen some pretty large baking potatoes destroyed by a potato peeler. I don’t think you’re visualizing the same picture I am. LOL!
And DO NOT EVER SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN! My God in heaven, that… person… is evil personified in the eyes of all men.
LOL, maybe the c*ck samples would just have to have men attached to them, that sounds like a great solution!
And Tisha, in response to your question about the MX412 possibly having anone, I don’t know.
I also realized that there were some other circumstances that could have also contributed to my reaction, one being that I was right around my ovulation time, the other being that I was staying with a hot sexy guy (at the moment I normally am living alone, sleeping alone).
But, that mX412 definitely ramped things up, don’t know if it was the fragrance (though I do wear A314 on a semi-regular basis and its also Akuto), the mones in the MX, or a combination.
I do have MX413 on the way, which is supposed to be the same thing in neroli, though unfortunately I am home now, not in the peak of ovulation and not in the presence of a sexy guy (with c*ck attached!).
And I don’t have the MX412 anymore to do comparison testing (in my home alone environment).
Have you guys tried either one of these yet?
Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to give you nightmares ; HONEST!!! I shall refer to her as SWSNBN - She Who Shall Not Be Named. 
No need to put that cup on . . .
“new” Instant Sexiness B
Yesterday one of my older Japanese men friends (he’s around my dad’s age) was going to Costco (a good 45 minutes away) and invited me along, as I had a couple things I wanted to pick up. So I decided to try some of the “new” IS/b. Maybe 4 nice sprays to my hair, arms and decolette area.
Not much in the way of self-effects, though perhaps a bit mellow, and happy to get out of the house of course, since I’ve been staying home way to much.
He was very nice and polite the whole way over, as he always is. He is a bit of a conservative type, but we’ve known each other long enough to be able to joke about things comfortably, and he’s always asking “how’s your boyfriend?”, or “did you find a new boyfriend yet” (since my bf is 5000 miles away and really making no effort to get his butt over here, so I’ve been contemplating moving on already).
He was very indulging at Costco, and even went around with me (and he’s a bit bow-legged because he has bad knees) when I wanted to go around and get all the little sample goodies they always have there.
At the checkout line, he put his stuff on the counter first, and I put mine after, separating them with one of those little bar things. I wasn’t paying attention, but when my stuff (a huge bag of cat food and 3 half gallons of organic milk) got to its turn, and I went to take out my Costco card and debit card, the cashier said, “It’s already paid for”.
So at his truck, I said, “Let me know how much my stuff is, and I’ll just write you a check later”. We stopped at Burger King on the way back, and I did happen to have the exact amount for the food ($10.40 only) but he refused, though it would have been more convenient. We are just friends, I was not his date or anything, so I really would have liked to pay my own way or at least help.
My car was at his house so I just transferred my stuff there and went home, again promising to pay him back as soon as possible (I’m funny like that, especially with friends, I always make sure to pay back as soon as possible). I had some other things to do that afternoon, but he invited me to come by later for supper (not unusual, I do go have dinner with these older friends occasionally because they are alone so much, and so am I, nothing romantic or anything).
So, I did my stuff, got home a little late, called him to see if he had eaten or still wanted me to come by. He hadn’t, so I went. Of course I totally forgot to ask how much I owe, but when I was there, I asked him again, how much do I owe you, and he said, don’t worry about it now, later.
I had re-applied my IS/B, of course, I normally re-apply every 3 to 4 hours, not always the original dose, but often more like a touch-up.
Normally, in Hawaii, when friends take leave of one another, they hug and peck on the cheek (for women) or kind of do a semi-hug, shoulder-patting thing (between men).
So as I was ready to go and gave him a hug, he hugged me a little too long (he’s shorter than me, so his face was around my chest level, so he got a nice whiff of my IS/b, lol). It was as though he didn’t want to let go. Then when I tried to give him a quick kiss on the cheek, he suddenly turned his head so it landed on his mouth, and he tried (shyly) to not let go of the kiss, and in fact even tried to get a little tongue in there. I pulled back gently and pretended as though I hadn’t noticed it, and said, “Thanks for the nice dinner, have a great rest of the evening!” in a light-hearted way, and left.
This was extremely unusual, especially because he is one of the most conservative of these guys, I was actually a bit shocked, and I’m not sure if I’m comfortable accepting another dinner invitation at his house. I will definitely pay him back though, though I suspect he’s trying not to let me pay him back.
The next morning he called me and said, “I need to apologize…”, I cut him off quickly and said, “Shh, don’t worry about it”, as I did NOT want to discuss it or even think about it at all, and I knew that was what he wanted to apologize about.
After the situationn last month with the dude who was caught putting his semen in store samples, I will NEVER bother with samples again.
Eeeewww! Where was this! Hopefully that was an isolated situation!
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Isolated or not, I wont be taking that risk. People are sick.
That was found in a Greek yogurt sample??? MANNNNN… that is truly, EEEeeeewww…
Won’t look at yogurt the same for a while now…
MX345 (p78 test pack)
Product and dosage:
MX345, 2 sprays (forearms, chest/neck), kind of strong-ish vanilla scent. Refreshed with one spray about 4 hours later.
Environment:
Small neighborhood bar
Self-effects:
Slight mood boost, felt happy throughout the evening
Effects on others:
When I first sat down at the small bar (only 4 barstools there), there was an older regular (caucasian) male patron to my left. He said hi, but did not buy me a beer as he sometimes does. We chatted briefly and he left.
I began a conversation with the caucasian fellow (30’s??) who was two seats down from me, and ended up moving to the seat next to him so we could hear each other better, as there was music playing and people talking at one of the tables. We had interesting, animated conversation, like good friends who had known each other awhile though we had just met. He wasn’t trying to pick up on me (I don’t think), that could have been because he was waiting for this other girl (not sure if she’s his gf or just a friend, I know her and she’s friends with lots of guys…).
While I was talking to this guy, another guy (local, maybe Hawaiian/Filipino, age 30) sat down on my left. Though I somewhat had my back to him (like 45 degree angle) because I was talking to the guy on my left, he swung around sideways so he was directly facing me instead of the bar. He said, “You are so hot!” and kept staring at me. Total DIHL!!
The guy on my left had to go, and so I sat there with this guy on my right complimenting me to death, wanting me to go home with him, wanting me to be his girlfriend, he acted like he was totally in love. I was straight with him (nicely of course) and told him those things weren’t going to happen. He wasn’t rude in any way, just accepted whatever attention I would give him, he didn’t try to press me, thank goodness! He wanted me to dance with him, but I wasn’t quite tipsy enough and told him so.
Two (local, Portuguese) couples were seated at the table closest to the bar, I knew one of the ladies (in her 60’s) and said hi and gave her a hug. She and her partner (who happened to be her brother) got up to dance, and so I got up and danced with my admirer. We danced all night until the bar closed. When it was time to go, he didn’t press me about being with him, we parted in a friendly way (though I waited until he left to leave, as I didn’t want to risk being followed, as I live quite close by).
Arrrghh! Don’t tell me that! Yogurt is the only thing to settle my system after (accidentally) getting something I’m intolerant to . . . .
So basically you are saying you will never eat out, never buy a fountain drink, or open anything. Seems pretty extreme for a very isolated incident of an open sample in a store.
Difference between FREE samples that are usually left laying around, people huddling over doing with their germs compared to something coming hot from the kitchen in a resturant. Im strictly bottle water, not into fountain drinks. shrugs
I also have rituals for restaurant for example, I ask for boiling hot water and soak the utensils in it for 10 mins, etc
Funky Rituals… but, if you need it and they’ll do it for you without offense… problem I think about in a restaurant that is more difficult to contend with is the problem some workers may have in washing hands when prep’ing the food…
But, hey, you can’t always avoid other peoples germs all the time…
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And in fact, contact with other people’s germs is what allows us to build up our immune systems. There was a study on babies whose mothers sterilized everything and babies whose mothers didn’t, and the babies whose mothers sterilized everything had much higher incidences of illness and being generally sickly than the babies whose mothers didn’t.
What I found hysterical in that article was one women tasted it and knew right away what it was
Lol, I saw that too!
LOL! Yeah, that was Funny!