My one girl friend walked past me and I said “hey loser” in a joking way. She said don’t call me that. So I said loser again, and she said jerk! Well there’s proof it works haha.
You know, i opened this link expecting a long rambling account on how your day went while wearing Instant Jerk… and i have to say, i found this silly little anecdote to be quite refreshing. Kudos to you! Reps! 
lol, respect the Jerk.