Well here’s been my day upto this point.
This morning I stayed away from my normal “bathroom concoction” and decided to try out the Instant Jerk that I got in the mail the other day.
Mix:
2 sprays ToGo Instant Jerk - 1 to rear right and 1 to rear left of neck
2 Sprays Androstadienone - 25mcg - to front sides of neck
1 Spray ToGo Instant Openness x2 - to hair
So leave my joint and head to Starbucks on the way to class around 10:30. (I probably gave the sprays about 20 min to dry down before exiting mi casa.) So pull into starbucks and the drive thru line is outta control as always so I park and go inside. There was a short line, and 2 girls (late 20s blond and brunette caucasionis) were standing in front of me and behind another dude. Now they order their fancy shmansy drinks and pull over to the area to pick ‘em up and campout there in conversation. I get my good ol’ half-calf of regular coffee (so I don’t crawl the Frickin walls from caffiene overdose) and head over to get some cream and cinamon. Now the cream was there and I went for the cinamon which was missing. I walked over inches from the blond chick and said in a deeper tone about 6 inches from her ear…“Can you get me the cinamon right there?” It is safe to say that I startled the F outta her and she said “Oh…My…God.!” (kinda like the way that girl says it in the song by Sir Mix-a-lot - “Baby Got Back”…you know the “Oh My God Becky, look at her butt…”) She turned around looked at me funny and then says, "Oh sure I can hand you the cinamon. 
I said thanks (I know that isn’t consistent for the “Jerkitude” but I somewhat felt bad from giving her a heat flash previously.), fixed my coffee and left.
Now on my way to school and feeling normal. Get to class and really nothing strange happened to me in the first class. Now the second class these sorority chicks that sit behind me could not stop laughing and talking. It was getting almost irritating seeing as how we were relating linear dependency and volume. The teacher is Chinese (last name Xu…pronounced like “shoe”.) and he then started talking about Bass. Now you me and damn near everyone else about the age of 15+ know that is not pronounced like the fish that you catch. (I.e. it is pronounced like the first half of Basement…like the room in your house if you live in Chicago.) That was just more of a reason for these girls to lose their sanity laughing. My thoughts are that they felt pretty comfortable. After class I left school.
Now in the parking garage (5 floors and I was parked on the 5th level) I decided to go to the elevater (a buddy of mine was heading up with us cause we were going to catch a bite at Houston’s after class). Now, I was smoking a cigarette. (I know terrible habbit and it definitely shouldn’t be done in elevators.) As we are getting to the elevator I stuck my hand inbetween the doors as it was closing. Only to find a hot chick (probably 21 or so, caucasion, brunette) riding up with the 4TH FLOOR button pressed. My buddy pressed floor three and I had to get off at the 4th floor because the elevator doesn’t go to the fifth…you gotta hike one flight. Once on the elevator i notice the chick looking at my cigarette. I looked her dead in the eyes and said “You don’t mind cigarettes do you…and hell it’s Friday so you can smoke on elevators.” She looked totally baffled. We got to third floor and my buddy exits and she looked confused…She got off at the 3RD FLOOR instead of the 4TH.
I got off at 4TH and looked down through the stairwell…she was oddly looking around and the went back to the elevator. LOL It was a funny situation.
Ok…jog a bit forward to Houston’s restaurant. My buddy and I sat at the bar and ordered up a couple of burgers. We were talking finances and grad school. The rest of the bar was filled with people in business attire and having their BS conversations about pointless shit. Now the saving grace is that there are cougar’s all over that place…I shit you not it looks just like that show “Women of Orange County” in there. (God only knows what the cumulative money spent on plastic surgery has been.) After sitting there 15 min or so it did feel like stares were coming from different directions. And again girls were cracking up at the hostess stand which was about 5 feet behind us.
Well…That’s my first jerkitude experience. I am gonna try this one with some different stuff and may reapply an extra spray after a few hours.
Anyway gang happy trails for the weekend and can’t wait to hear some of your stories.
Kind Regards,
-JP 
