Buffer the jerk: my guide to making Instant Jerk work with your personality

Hello Pherotalk friends, it’s good to be back! I took a temporary leave from the forum since I went out of the country for a couple of months. This allowed me to get familiar with one of the less experimented products and more infamous ones: Instant Jerk. I found that that the harsh rep Instant Jerk gets can be true, but not necessarily guaranteed. The product can be one of your most powerful tools if only one learns how to buffer it with the rest of the phero arsenal, as well as your personal charm. Here is my advice:

Back it up with your personality!
-Instant Jerk is not child’s play, and for this reason be prepared to have to live up to its name. Don’t go wearing instant jerk if you’re planning to hide in the corner, frown all night, or play the lone wolf. A lonely jerk is just a douche! Rather, be the humorous ball buster of the crowd! Joke with people, make outrageous comments (use your common sense to avoid being disrespectful though), make cocky statements (in a joking manner), and most of ll be confident! A jerk that accepts the way he is, laughs about it, and most importantly charms others into accepting his ways can be very, very attractive; specially to the alpha girls!
-I discovered this when I approached two very good looking girls that had been labeled as the bitches of the group while wearing Instant Jerk. Instead of going into a typical routine, I approached them confidently (pushing on cocky), told them they were the only two girls I hadn’t met (and blamed this on them), called them out (jokingly) on them being antisocial, and took it from there (don’t forget your game!). I became really good friends with them and at many occasions they bothered me about being such an asshole from the day I met them, but said that it was the reason why they loved me (haha). I know it had to do a lot with my personality, but it truly worked better than any other time. I believe this was because from the second they sniff you wearing Instant Jerk, girls are prepared to meet this type of guy. If you play the part right and charm them while doing it, you are being consistent with all the messages your sending.

Use your Heavy Artillery!
-Now, Instant Jerk should be buffered with the right pheromones (I will abstain from giving dosages since it will be different for everybody). Don’t be fooled by thinking Instant Openness or Honesty alone will buffer the jerk enough; they will only encourage the angry guys to come up to you and the girls to all you out! This can be good if you won them over, but it can be very dangerous initially. Make sure you wear these two only if you are wearing the other recommended pheromones.
-Buffer the Jerk first and foremost with a lot of Instant Shine! Instant Shine will make everyone around you feel better and less threatened. Instant Female Magic is a great to keep girls at ease as well!
-Next, if you want to be a very commanding jerk and like the alpha stature, a bit of A314 will do the job. Once again, I recommend to use this product only if shine has been added first, this way you will be an alpha without making anyone feel uncomfortable or threatened by your presence.
-Instant Gentlemen can help too. I didn’t find it sends too many mixed signals and it can help you seem like a much more respectful and classy guy.
-Last I recommend two products outside Androtics that can be a nice addition. The first is master pheromones, which I’ve found applied under your nose really does give you an uplifting feeling of confidence (in my opinion it really does work!). Last is Liquid Trust, which doesn’t work for a long time, but it can help others warm up to you despite your jerk aura.

ps. Please remember that Instant Jerk should only be worn in the right atmospheres, such as parties, clubs, and bars. Don’t go around wearing it to your grandmother’s bingo night please! Also, I seriously doubt any of you will need more than two sprays of jerk, so don’t over do it; I’d recommend only one spray since it will be just enough without being overpowering.

Wel,l hope this guide helps you and encourages more to buy this product which has grown to be one of my staples.

thanks for the reply…I made the mistake of wearing Instant Jerk, Ammo and Instant openness one night and this guy was looking for every reason to fight me. I wasn’t sure what to do with instant jerk until reading this post…thanks for the great guide of wisdom…SongBird

here is my post on Instant Jerk…
its a great product for mixing :slight_smile:

Hey, way to go jerks! :slight_smile:

Nice write up.

I was remembering my days of using jerk and got a bit nostalgic… I haven’t been wating Instant Jerk since I got into a committed relationship a few months back want to add another basic point about this product. It is definitely a product for bachelors and guys that are on the prowl. I don’t reccomend wearing it with a LTR at all. I remember when I was flirting with my current girl friend she used to comment every time I used Instant Jerk that I was “badass” as she put it. I also would always try to play the part and be extra confident and always felt a bit arrogant when wearing the product. This of course helped project an aura of a confident, bad-boy type (it’s funny because when I drank while wearing this product me and my friend always got in the mood to pick fights and constantly had to keep the other from getting into trouble). The bad boy aura helped me initially attract my current girlfriend, but it was my more serious and caring side that got her interested in having a serious relationhip. Instant Jerk definitely lives up to its name and for that reason I suggest that unless you want your girlfriend or the girl you’re trying to start a relationship with to think you’re a jerk and even an asshole don’t wear it around her. Also, I hear instant Jerk may cause your significant other to think you’re cheating on her because of some of the ingridients in it (copulins maybe?). I for one have not risked wearing it in front of my girlfriend and finding out if this is true!

Sorry to ressurect, but I’ve been wearing Instant Jerk right out on the neck and covered… little IS… = I am a badass and you can talk to me :wink:

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The Jerk definitely creates distance, it is extremely important to use it correctly otherwise you’ll end up in trouble.

Ijerk is some serious stuff, and just like Mr. DJ it suits me well too. I’m a natural jerk though :slight_smile:

I’ve had some fun times with IJ, but then again, i’m a pretty hard fellow to affect with -none. I’ve literally walked around with 225mcg of -none on before and only felt a bit more impatient. But that works all the better for me, since i can have the effects on others and not act like a jerk. :roll_eyes: Hurray for me!

Totally, BUT Instant Jerk’s a cupcake! Ha, I’ve learned to master it and turn it into a little cupcake. Ah, I use it all the time! You just have to know how to use it, and just like MFG said I am also barely affected by -none (I’m too much of a nice guy.) Just recently with the Raw Power test pack I have actually begun to notice the true powers of -none.

yeah, i love jerk. i recently made a composite with about 6 sprays jerk, 2 sprays of 2x instant openness, 1 cttm2, and 5 sprays burberry brit composited for 2-3 days. had some very interesting results, felt like billy badass with it on and got some subtle hits that were out of the ordinary like my ex referring to previous sexual encounters with me and shes rather prudish especially when talking bout it. and a major hit from hb 8-9 that made a comment in front of her guy actually interrupted me to say this, “every time i look at your lips i just wanna make out with you and take you to bed” woulda capitalized at least some but her eff buddy was there and i could tell he wasnt pleased. i will say alcohol was involved.

technical on composite, bout 10 mcg per spray of pheros overall cuz those all came from togo maybe a little less. didnt really have much standoffish effects just kinda kicked up the sexual energy it seemed lol

Instant Jerk is great and a product to be used with caution, but it can be a powerful weapon. I remember that it did make me want to cause fights a bit more (I always controlled myself, but the feeling was definitely there) and it definitely made my friends a lot more belligerent. i remember my friends would always want to fight everyone who
“gave them a look” every time I would wear the jerk lol!

However, with girls it made me so confident and not afraid to challenge the alpha girls. I remember I challenged a girl that kept telling everyone how she only dates older and more mature guys (28+). I remember I challenged her and ended up with her number after a heated debate (in all aspects of the word :wink: ). It was like one of those conversations where the “you’re making me so mad!” turned into “I want you so bad!”.

join the group :wink:

Call me crazy, but I tend to be an natural jerk and have actually considered buying some Instant Jerk or some EOW and wearing a drop of that with a spray of TUTH around my (serious relationship) girlfriend on purpose, just to create that aura. . . and see what comes out of it.

Maybe they should make a product tailored to me called “serious asshole” :smiley: lmfao

i dont think instant jerk is for me to be honest, but who knows, i might try it just to see if i get into a fight with it or something, then i will know for sure it works.

I always put jerk during weekends on my
usual mix wich is :

a314,ammo,spaceland or cttm2
cover up DKNY (be delicious)

I carry with me a togo tuth for the milfs

That’s funny, because I’m the same way and IJ just make me feel more like myself. Just a little more irritated with stupid people than usual, and ultra confidence boost, which I get from using any -none. You’ll probably like the effects you get.

I sure hope so. I place an order yesterday for:

1 - bottle of EOW
8 oz - perfumers alcohol
9 - 30 ml cobalt blue bottles with black atomizer
25 - 3ml pipets

I’m going to give it a try and also, I’m thinking about diluting my TUTH 1x to either 1 mcg per spray or 0.5 mcg per spray that way I have more control over the dosage, because I seem very sensitive to -none.