Over the last few days I have been on an IShine kick all by itself. Now most of us use the sex mixes and whatnot because we are guys and as such horn-dogs looking to, well you get the picture.![]()
I can only tell you guys and gals so many times just how IShine is truly an amazing product and used correctly will get you laid more times than your most potent sex-mix.
There is nothing that elicits a mans or woman’s desire to engage in copulas acts of depravity than the radiance of ones smile. I’m sure that if you are anything like me, although I wouldn’t go around admitting it, you look at the female anatomy and visions of lust fill your head. She has to have a great body, starting at the butt, boobs, eyes, physique, hair, all the typical looks. However she can have all that and while I would still sleep with many a woman, I have always found the most inviting aspect that could overcome everything else is the smile.
When the smile is warm, (free of termites or toadstool sandwiches), it radiates the persons warmth and I can make whatever allowance necessary to be around that person. She could be, not my type, but with the right smile she in essence is my type regardless of other body features I might find otherwise a turnoff.
Ishine brings the smile out in not just her, but in me. I usually tend to smile from ear to ear with a big shit-eating grin that says I know something that you dont and my friends, it is SUPER-ATTRACTIVE.
With Ishine I’ve always said way before I started working here, that Ishine does not so much as elevate the mood as it does to vibrate a happy tune that works at attracting other happy tunes into the same medium. Kind of like a light-bulb vibrating at the “moth” frequency. So if someone is miserable chances are they will not spray Ishine to overcome the misery, unless of course they are well informed and thus socially intelligent and therefore this goes to show they would not be miserable in the first place.
OK enough of that, started sounding like Monty Python skit.
So I’ve been wearing just Ishine the last few days and I have had amazing results with my flirtatious behavior. Been happy and things haven’t bothered me. No stresses from the holidays or any aggression from -none. Just good time laughter and some great explorations of the female anatomy.
Has anyone ever seen the picture of me in the red hoodie with my elongated tongue? Mickaelia called it monstrous and mutant like. It’s long thick and magical too. Smile and be happy. In all seriousness it reminds me of my new favorite quote. which has nothing to do with Ishine, but should all the same. This is exactly what Ishine is all about: