Spraying on Cards

I have a card that I’d like to send to my ex. I’m not exactly sure if I want her “jealous” but I want her to consider what she did to me. (Long story but she acknowledges her unfair behavior). Perhaps making her want me a little while she reads the card?

Basically the card is a “missing you” card. We were married for 2 years.

#1 Does spraying pheros on a card do anything?
#2 Which scent would be best if it does?

Danka

pheromones are context sensitive. Spray androstenone on a mannequin and women ignore it. Spray androstenone on a hot stud and women go nuts. So would it work on a card? Maybe if she were thinking of you. However if she opens it in the presence of another person they’ll probably reap the benefit. I’d say it’s a weak technique. If you want results, use them on your body.

With all that said, I sprayed “friendly” pheromones–androstenol–on my promotion dossier (50 page narrative!) 3 years ago. I figured if the readers (live committee) were in a better mood it would be a positive thing. I’ll never know if it helped–I probably would gotten promoted to full professor anyway–but I was sure it wouldn’t hurt. Not much chance of benefit but no harm done.

Incidentally LS used to have a pen with pheromone ink! A total joke but I signed my dossier with it. Made me feel like I did everything possible to insure a promotion.

Yeah,

It’s probably best just to move on.

It’s always best to move on.

If you do send her this card with pheromones on it, she will detect the neroli or the ammo fragrance. A perfumed card is tres romantic, so you will come across as really missing her. To be blunt, from what little you have said of Madame Ex in this thread, I doubt she would respect that kind of gesture.

…unless perhaps you used Instant Jerk ?:roll_eyes: :smiley:
it might backfire though…:open_mouth:

Or urine…:smiley: .

(Boy I hope you read the urine thread)