Oh my he is gorgeous! lol, I’m glad my story amused you lol! true, I guess a hit comes in many ways! lol
Oh man, oh man, did I mention that I have a big bad guilty crush on
Daniel Lavoie when he was around his 50s? lol, if he ever sings “belle” to me… I will run to androtics and buy myself some lam! you should check it out in youtube, where he performs it live. lol, he’s all smiley, and shy makes me want to pinch his cheeks! And unfortunately my teacher looks like him…and god, it’s so hard to concentrate!:o
LMAO!!! OMG girl, I fell of my chair laughing! lol! that’s so funny…but yea, I feel for you girl… your description of the bald dude as the penguin guy from batman was just hilarious, but omg ewww!! I feel you! LOL! But aleast he got intimidated by your target! I find it super sexy when target dudes look threatening to other men, it’s sexay sexy! (yea, your man should figure it out with his parents soon! I mean c’mon, he’s making a nice girl wait so long!!!)
He was apparently born in 1946! I was surprised too… he’s 62 years old now. Hmph. Older than my parents, even.
Oh well. Love is ageless!
I don’t know what it is, but I have a thing about bald people. At least 90 percent of them are mean. Even if they used to have long hair! Once they shave it, they’re mean, and as it grows back, they get nicer again.
Maybe I should write a book? Heh.
Oh I don’t know… being suddenly irresistible definitely has its perks
Yeah - we have talked about this one with the ladies before here too. Your pheromones certainly affect everyone - not just your TG. So do not be surprised when others approach too.
“But I am not interested in him. Why is he talking to me?” "Cause you are all moned up and looking good, girl. That’s why.
I have not posted this yet in the mens forum but I had almost the same happen to me although she seemed like a nice lady. I am out with my wife. She is about 6 feet away talking to two friends. I have gone over to get drinks. I have been just standing there for a few minutes. A lady whom I do not know, mid to late 30s, out of the blue offers to buy me a drink. I say no thank you and retreat back to my wife who wonders why I came back so fast without a drink.
As far as the “real creeps” just remember to keep your cool and physically leave his presence if he persists.
If you cannot get away turn to the nearest normal looking guy and do not be afraid to ask for help: “Excuse me sir, this gentleman will not take no for an answer/will not leave me alone/etc… Will you please ask him to leave as he will not listen to me?” Any Real Man will step up to the plate for you. And who knows - meeting a knight with or without the shining armor may not be all that bad.
Now I have no idea where you live but if by chance you need that help and you look around and see a tall guy with dark glasses giving off this semi-scary Clint Eastwood vibe because when he is out alone he forgets to take his wife’s advice and smile and look friendly - ask him for help. He has daughters and he understands. He will be happy to bend that creep in half and roll him out the door for you. He has done it before and will do it again if necessary.
Yea, believe me when I say hobo I mean really creepy guys out of the norm…just scarry! but yea, I shouldn’t be so careless when I use my pheros!
Aww! What a nice hubby you are! you should give yourself a pat on your back! I want my future boyfriend/hubby to be cute like that! lol
True, I agree with you…next time I will try not to be surprised when another hobo hits on me again lol, however it happens I’ll look around for the tall guy with dark shades lookin’ tough like Clint Eastwood! lol hopefully he’ll be in quebec to kick some hobo’s a**!!
Its not careless - just gotta remember they are sending out a message that is indescriminate in who it affects.
Nice, ehhhh, maybe. Cute not on your life. But I do my best to hold up my end of the bargain.
I have always wanted to visit Quebec. The Mrs. speaks some Fench and I know a very small smattering. But unless the travel is for work it means of course the Mrs. is there to keep me out of trouble. And to remind me to smile …
LOL! tough guy huh? fine, we’ll keep it that way but I still want my tg to be cute like that! LOL! c’mon, what’s wrong with cute? as if it’s a bad thing!
Omg, you should bring mrs.bosshanks here too! you wont regret it! Je t’aime quebec! lol, I’m not super fluent in french either but I can keep the conversation going with my unbearable grammar! LOL! she reminds you to smile huh?! lol, I do that to my teacher (he never smiles and omg he’s always serious and swears at everybody who never does their work in on time…though he never swore at me, maybe because I’m a hopeless naive nerd:o ) but hey, there was one day where I asked him why couldn’t he smile, and he smiled!!! He looked like a friendly santa claus! lol, I bet you look great when you smile! that’s why mrs.bosshanks keeps reminding you!
Me - a tough guy? Not I. I am the nicest guy in the world. I just look scary if I don’t smile.
And I am not saying there is anything wrong with being cute. Its just that I am not cute.
Well I do not know about great but at least I don’t look scary when I smile - lol. Though I do have to admit that after I have been around the boys at work for exteneded period the Mrs. does have to remind me from time to time about proper language in the house. But I promise I have gotten better as I have gotten older. Now it is just one or two reminders. Used to take her an entire weekend to straighten me back out …
This should be pretty obvious, right? There must be no sense in my head, because that never occurred to me. Haha. I certainly attract enough creeps that this may help in the future
Also, even the burliest sailor in the world can be cute… if he’s a sweetheart And you sound plenty sweet Right Msselva?
Hm… creeped out by bums and ugly people… you gals should really study more psychology; it is a common fallacy to assume somebody that looks attractive is a nice person or that somebody who is ugly has a character flaw. Ted Bundy lured women in with his charm and good looks, for instance.
Alot of pheromones such as androstenol signal you want people to interact with you and they go out to everybody; it doesn’t really signal only to attractive people. The same is true with copulins, you can’t expect just Brad Pitt clones to follow you around if you decide to wear several drops of EoW, it might be the ugly creepy old guy too. Maybe he doesn’t see himself as ugly and creepy, besides.
Learn some martial arts or take a self-defense class and don’t be intimidated by bums- most are harmless, but by all means don’t let them put a hand of you if you don’t like it, just tell them to please take their hand off you and if they don’t, run or kick/punch/poke them where it counts, scream and call for help.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that androstenol makes people blank out. Hmm, does it make them ditzy too? since they become all happy and dreamy lol.
LOL! sigh I wish a robert pattinson clone would follow me lol! sigh one could always dream right? haha
Self defense? lol! I could see on how it could help, reminds me of my friend when she used her pepper spray once…poor guy, he was screaming for his life…
If you’re ever in real trouble, shout “Fire!” It’s sick but people sometimes don’t respond to “Help!” because they may think you are playing around or having an argument with someone you know. Fire! on the other hand, gets you all sorts of attention because people don’t want to get burnt or have their home or business burn down. And if you’re in real danger, who cares about telling a lie to get some help!
With and without pheros (but it can get more intense with cops on especially) odd people sometimes follow me around or make off the wall comments. I find that benign inattention works really well. I pretend they must be talking to someone else, or I smile vaguely, say hello and walk away, pretending they are speaking some strange language.
Only in very high doses. “Dreamy” is a good description of the effect, though. The effects of androstenols may be stronger when women are exposed to it.( Human exposure to putative pheromones and changes …[J Steroid Biochem Mol Biol. 1991] - PubMed Result ), so there might be differences in how women and men react to it. I think it does have some signal of overall health, since a person that is starving wouldn’t produce as much of it, on the contrary, people that are heavier/more body fat produce more androstenols, at least that’s the accepted wisdom. In the past being heavy might actually be a sign of health, or at least the ability to acquire food and survive.
Yea! I’ve heard about yelling “fire” too! lol, I just forgot about it!
People follow you?! omg! do you get scared about? lol, I would *slightly freak out if it were some creepy lookin’ dude! sigh I’ve always wanted to try out those extra cops, but I can’t stand the stinkiness so I bought this mix of eow and a scent from love potions … you’re so daym good to play around with industrial cops! I can’t imagine how much that would smell
Daedelus76: Thanks hun! Very interesting info, I had no clue that people with more body fat have more androstenol in them!
For those of you who have rotten smelling fruit kind of eow…I’m jealous! LOL My eow smells like horrible rotten cheese, butt sh&t! lol everytime I have to let it “dry down” I literally open all the windows and cover my nose until I use my pink sugar.
Oh you want to know a funny story of the week!?
Well yesterday while I was on the phone (I was in a hurry btw) I accidently dropped 6 drops of eow from the droplet device into my palm (AHH!) and I was like oh-god-dang’nit! and I freaked out like crazy that I even dropped the telephone (and picked it up with the eow’ed hand since I thought that it broke or somthing but thank god it didn’t!) and so I ran outside my balcony so my eow stinkiness wouldn’t stink my house and get diffused with nature’s air lol! So I stood there looking at the sun waiting for fifteen minutes and the smell wasn’t gone yet, or atleast to me!!! (and my janitor who was apparently planting was walking towards me and I stood there thinking oh hell why is this man coming to greet me right now!) So while he was walking towards me, I showed him a “1-minute” finger and I ran back into the house (and hell my dad wants to use my telephone in particular since it’s cordless! grrrr…but I touched it with my eow’d hand!!!)
Yea…I made a HUGE fricken mess! and I’m runing around!
So I ended up dropping a dropper full of pink sugar oil into this sweet lotion and rubbed it in the areas where I was naked lol (i.e. neck, shoulder blades, arms, hands), and I took the stupid phone with me lol and I rubbed my oily lotion on it (gross I know, but hey it doesn’t atleast smell like rotten crap! and it was a new phone!)
So when I get outside the balcony (my janitor is still there! okay…) and he waves at me hello and a few secs later…the man’s eyes are going up and down at me and he says “you look beautiful today”. I admit that I wore makeup, but not anything sexy…but it’s so out of character for him to say that!
And now the phone! my dad is in the house calling my name and I’m like geeze here you go lol, and he smells the phone (LOL) and looks at it for 5 minutes non-stop (hahahahahaha) the reaction was priceless. He seemed more confused and he was like “is this your perfume?!” and I was like yea…and he replied (word to word) “darling, I like this perfume…be nice and share with your mom too okay?”
OMG I finally ran into my bedroom and cracked up so hard! I think I love eow despite it’s horrible smell lol
Hehe, that’s a good & funny report of EOW msselva Well 6 drops of it ouch Luckily you covered it with pink sugar oil or your whole house will be smelling rotten cheese And i know how it feel to smell like that as i heard several reports of it.
Well for your janitor, he is reacting to EOW & how you present yourself(You wear make up at that time) & your dad reaction to it like smelling & then staring at your phone for 5 minutes & giving a good comment about the smell, well all of that was really interesting You have make me laugh & feel happy due to your report as i was having a bad day today. So +reps for your report
Do post more of your reports as i will checking on them from time to time
Heh.
not on your life. But I do my best to hold up my end of the bargain.