A little information abouot myself:
- 28 years old, caucasian.
- A certified mariner - navigator - by trade.
What you should expect to find here:
- Field test of different pheromone mixes.
- A few interesting stories from the best place in the whole world - the Sea.

- Hopefully a lot of success stories.
Previous experiments can be seen here
- Field test 1.
- Dates: October 13-15.
- Location: Ro-Pax Cruiseferry at the Baltic Sea.
- Major targets/hits:
- A 24 year old girl (pursers assistant) with me in her Friendzone.
- A 23 year old extraverted girl (working at the tax free shop onboard)
- A 32 two year old girl (Stewardess at an A’la Carte restaurant) - Married, with two children (11 and 14)
- A 25 year old, very shy girl (also working at the tax free shop) - She has been unable to get her eyes off me, and is obviously attracted to me. It does not even matter as much what kind of mixes I use with her.
- Minor hits
- The Cruise manager - A girl in her mid thirties - I have known her for ca 6 years.
- A male passenger from Sweden - unknown age, probably in his early thirties - travelling with her partner(wife?) and children.
- Day 1 - 21.00 - 03.00
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21.00 - Went to the A’la Carte restaurant. Was served by a male waiter. Respectful, but nothing out of the ordinary. For some reason I felt as if I were slightly unpolite. Two Finnish couples were eating close to me. One of the men was wasted from the beginning and almost managed to get into a fight with the second man. They were asked to leave when it escalated. I finished my meal and was planning on leaving the restaurant. Got a look from the headwaitress when i passed her, and approached her. Engaged in a conversation - mostly about the Finnish passengers in the restaurant. She was more social than is required from her, but nothing out of the ordinary - she has shown similiar interest before (with other mixes). About 2-3 more waiters gathered around us while we were talking.
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22.00 - The cruise manager organised a surprise game on the stage, and invited people to participate. I was among the first to enter. She was quite touchy on the stage, until more people arrived. We lined up on the stage, and a Swedish (male) passenger next to me asked me something - his question did not make sense to me, but I answered anyway, and then explained him the rules of the game. - It was basically a version of musical chairs, only in this version the people were to hug each other, thus forming a ring - with a specific number of people. Those who failed to form such a ring received a compensation prize. I got to play two rounds, both of the times I formed a ring with the Swedish passenger. Got busted out on the second time, as our ring was too large. He gave me a “high five” thanked me and we parted ways.
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22.30 - Tax free shop. I saw the 23 year old target girl in the tax free shop, so I picked a mini-bottle of J?germeister and went to her counter to pay for it. (She has taken herself the responsibility to have all the shelves with mini-bolttles on being fully stocked) It was my intention to tease her and she replied that she will hit the next person who takes a mini-bottle from one of the shelves. She was joking, of course. We would have chatted a bit more, but there were other customers standing in the line. I promised to see her in the morning, and she seemed to be happy about it.
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01.00 - Washed off the pheromones and applied them again. Went to chat up the pursers assistant at the reception. There were some occasional passengers needing her help, but she found the time to talk for almost two hours. At first she took a defensive pose, standing up with her arms crossed. She eased up soon, however. She was more chatty than usual and on several occasions looked into my eyes. She asked questions about me (she has not asked about me as much since I screwed up with her and landed in the Friendzone), and we made some jokes, including how to catch a passenger who had managed to board the ship without a ticket - this in itself is a hilarious case - Apparently his friends had paid for a two-way ticket, but only used on leg of their journey, and gave the ticket to him. He could have travelled without getting caught, but managed to get so drunk, that he was unable to find his cabin, and asked a security guard to locate it for him. So he gave him the boarding card, and his ID card. Obviously the names did not match, so the scurity confiscated his ID card and he had to pay the full price for a cabin in the morning.
After a few hours some of the effects apparently wore off and she became slightly offensive. So I decided to leave. -
Day 2 - 08.00 - 10.00
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Tax free shop. The 23 year old girl was there again, and she was slightly flirty with me. Nothing completely mad, however.
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A’la Carte restaurant - breakfast. The Swedish passenger greeted me, together with his partner(or wife). They commented on the last nights game.
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19.00 - 23.00
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19.00 - I was coming down from the stairs when I saw the 25 year old shy girl from Tax-Free waiting for the elevator (with her back towards me). She saw me from the reflection from the elevator doors, turned around and blushed. I made a statement regarding her going on a break. She replied something, but I could not understand her, as she had a low voice and she was very shy.
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20.00 - I passed the A’la Carte restaurant and saw the 32 year old waitress standing in for the headwaitress. She stared at me - basically asking me to approach her. I did, but told her I would be coming back a bit later.
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21.00 - I went back to the restaurant, and she was still standing there. She asked me whether I would like sit at a specific location (the tables I knew she would be serving), and told me, that she would like to serve me herself. I placed my order - She had served me during my earlier trip, and remembered everything about me. She even said how se is getting to know me - the quickly added - getting to know my eating habits.
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She came back and started talking to me, asking questions about me, telling about herself. She even kneeled down next to my chair - the discussion was quite personal. I sat there for about 45 minutes after I had finished my meal and we kept talking - so much so, that she forgot to serve her other customers. It ended in me adding her as a friend in Facebook, and her touching me gently, and saying how she would be in contact with me.
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I went to the Tax-Free shop and decided to ask the shy girl if she had a Facebook account (I knew she had, as I had searched for her - albeit her profile picture does not resemble her as much as it should). She told me, that she has one, but upon my question, as to how I would find it, she told me I have to search for it, and hinted to her name tag - which was missing her last name.
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01.00 - I washed off the pheromones and applied the same mix again, adding 2 sprays of IH this time.
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01.00 - 02.00 - Went to the reception to talk with the 24 year old pursers assistant again. This time she had a lot of work to do, and told me that she has not much time to talk. We did however chat, and she did look into my eye, but was more distant than the night before. When I asked to see her hand, she refused and seemed to be offended. When I then explained to her I liked her nails, she uttered a shy “thanks” I then said I will leave, because she does not want to talk with me, and left soon after. So this one was likely a failure with her.
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Day 3
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08.00 - 10.00 - Tax Free shop. I saw the 23 year old girl working and took a new mini-bottle together with a bar of chocolate - with the mini-bottle hidden under it. I paid with two different cards, so I won some more time, i.e I had a reason to stay there longer. She did not say anything about the mini-bottle first, so I teased her, stating that she is not unpolite today. She then responded, that her shift ends today and I can take as many bottles as I want. Suddenly she asked me to say “left” or “right”. I picked one and she thanked me, opening the pocket which I had picked, and told me the City, where she would be going, once she gets to disembark. When I asked her, whether or not she was going home, she told me that her home is where she is. I checked the paper, and she had indeed written the name of the city on it. As far as I know, she could have had another paper with the same name on it on her other pocket too, but that is not the point.
We kept on chatting, and I wished her a nice vacation on whatever she will be doing, and she smiled, and gave me a thumbs up. -
October 16 - 02.00 - 05.00. I was at home working beind my computer when suddenly the pursers assistant started chatting with me on Facebook. She had not initiated a coversation with me for several weeks, and when she did back then, it was more as a friend. This time the conversation steered quite quickly into “flirty”.
This has been a long post, but as the proverb says: “all good things come in long posts” ![]()