or just take a plastic wal-mart bag and tie it in a knot around your dong…thats what i do lol j/k
When I was your age…
They kept them behind the counter. You had to go to the pharmacist and ask for them. Then the pharmacist asks, “Wet or dry?” Huh? I was stumped. I guess they’d say lubricated these days. Then he asks, “What brand?” Well, how do I know? I can’t see what he has back there – not that that would even help? So I said “Trojan” because it was the only brand I’d ever hear of. But they didn’t have that brand…
The next time I went to a different pharmacy. There’s a young woman behind the counter. Well, it’s her job. I just thought I’d be cool and tell her what I wanted. She freaked out. So a middle-aged male pharmacist comes out. He obviously did not like hippies or college kids and he starts ridiculing the platform shoes I’m wearing…
Well, I’ve aged myself enough!
They always sold then to me, but they made me suffer.
HAHAHA good story Warren lol.
Yeah, I just bought Trojans online w/ my eBay account.
Prolly saved me a LOT of awkwardness lol
buying condoms via ebay? >_>
Make sure the person you bought it from has good reviews…
I was also going to suggest that if you run out of alternative…but still, buying condoms online just seemed a bit overkill lol, oh well, hope they arrive soon enough 
just use a little kid’s sock !
Dude, forget buying condoms on ebay. Just go outside to your liquor store, pharmacy, whatever, gas station. You shouldn’t ever pay shipping for some condoms.
If there’s a truckstop nearby, just have 75 cents in quarters on standby and go to the restroom.
As a side note, I went to the Rite Aid near me to pick up some refill supplies for my first aid kit, and I noticed the cashier was this HAWT 20-something. So, I went to the condom section and located the biggest size they had and checked out. She looked at the box and gave me a DIHL look, but tried to be all professional about it. This was before my foray into the world of pheromones. I’ll have to try it again wearing a nice, volatile combo. 
-D4
No.
What you do is show her the boxes for the biggest and 2nd-biggest sizes, and then tell her you don’t know which one to get.
Egads, man… you’re right! I could also get one package of ribbed and the other smooth and ask her what she recommends.
-D4
LOL If you are to embarassed to buy condoms then you not ready to use them.
Its not diffucult just walk into the Pharmacy buy a magazine, some gum, maybe a deoderant or something and just plop the box up there with the rest of the stuff.
Believe me the clerk can give a shit what you buy, they just want to get on with there day and be done with work.
Tisha
HAHAHA
OK, can we stop talking bout condoms?
Please and thank you!
>_> Maybe you’re not ready like Tisha said…
I just usually go into my supermarket and buy em by themselves. I tend to uhh… forget if I have any left or I misplace them. =/ Generally, their selection kinda sucks but hey… when you need em, you need em.
There’s a few of these shops around in SoCal: Condom Revolution
it was kinda interesting to see what they had. Never seen so many different kinds of condoms.