New Scents and Hits
OK, so I should really hold off on posting my reports immediately after my workdays are over. I’ve had some possible hits that took me some time to recognize. I’ll touch on them in a moment.
I received some new scents in the mail today, and I am totally blown away by what I received. After wearing cheap cologne, Axe Body Spray, Ammo and Pherlure as my scents for the past two years, I have to say - WTF WAS I THINKING???
Creed Irish Tweed: I bought samples and now I think it is worth every dime of the $125 that they charge for 4 ounces of this essence of the fracking gods. I will probably buy just one ounce though, ($60!) so that I can afford more of the other two scents that I like.
Burberry for Men: (Eau de Toilette) Sweetness in a bottle. I want to drink it.
Bvlgari Black: (Eau de Toilette) Sophisticated Success in a bottle. When I smelled it I thought “bank, law firm, business suits, board room, money”
I fricking LOVE these fragrances! Now I can’t wait for my Ambergris and “designer fragrances” but I don’t think they can top these. I also received my Essence Of Woman Copulins - they smell like medicine.
Hits:
#1 Today. (3) A314 (2) TAA + (2) TAA 8 hrs later… 10 hrs after initial application… “What an ASSHOLE…” apparently for not talking to a hot nurse after she said she watched “Dancing with the Stars” instead of the ballgame on monday. I didn’t catch her reason for watching it instead of the game because I was shocked (she’s a serious basketball fan, I’m not.). I’ll try to follow up with her tomorrow and use less A314. I’m withholding info on this one, but let’s just say I might be able to capitalize on her boyfriends mis-steps.
#2 Yesterday. I went in to work for a few minutes even though I was sick.
Sprayed 4x my “Pherlure Plus” mix… A gorgeous doctor who I had seen around the hospital a few times was on the elevator, and I held the elevator to help some Canadians find their way around by speaking in one of their languages. She said, excitedly, “WAS THAT FRENCH?” She seemed very impressed, smiling, raised eyebrows, etc. Of course I didn’t catch it at the time and immediately got off the elevator after simply saying “Yep. Sure was.” Damn, I’m stupid.
#3 Generalized touchy-feelies throughout the week. I’ve been getting touched, tapped, hugged, pinched, squeezed, brushed and rubbed a lot this week, and I’ve been reciprocating the behavior.
The scandinavian nurse has given me the brush off and I’m now in “Facebook friend territory” (worse than “just friends” territory). Not a big deal, I looked at her as more of an experiment and a challenge, not as a potential mate. She’s great looking, very cool and fun to be around but is overly materialistic and our life-goals / lifestyles are incompatible.