Hey Ben
You DA MAN.
I got my two bottles of A314 and thank you for the A314 1.23b gift, I really appreciate it and I get to test it and let the folks here know how it is.
Oh that’s just great! I’ll let Mickaelia know she is no longer DA MAN! OH and what about John? How is he going to take this?
I am sure Ben will be glad to hear he is the new man.
I forwarded this new message for him to see so he will know that persons appreciate his hard work. 
Do you see how upset you made Mickaelia. She weeped for at least 1/1000000000 of a second. How dare you?
What can I tell you guys
I’m a troublemaker! 
Checks in the obvious place
Its okay Steve, even if I’m not DA MAN, I’m at least still A man.
Oh great now you’ve done it. You got poor John checking his manhood with your hurtful words. OMG, I think his shoes just fell off!