instead of Swedish meatballs.
to gain large hips
and pink chilli tacos
that cause cellulite thighs
to wiggle and jiggle
like most bottoms do
when they’re slapped affectionately
by their football coaches
Despite all that, one
coach was charged with
unnecessary roughness and wanton
abuse of tofu beasts
followed by gruesome acts
of stirfry on fresh
but completely unnecessary wanton
or was that “wonton” ?
fruit and vegetables, using
soup she was slurping?
Not soup!!! Flied wonton!!!
with grasshoppers and bugs