Alright, I am headed out later tonight, but I just got back from a few errands. I LOATHE fast food but was starving, so there was Taco Bell.
I was wearing one drop of A314, a shot of ammo, and two shots of spaceland.
I place my order with the cashier girl, who was maybe 19 or so. She was being flirty, but I chalked that up to her just being a friendly cashier. She was grinning very broadly, looking deep into my eyes, and taking my order for a number seven combo as if it was the most important thing in the world. She was blushing, too. But, again, I didn’t consider this a hit.
So I get my order and I go and sit down. And then another of the cashier girls is staring at me, smiling. Then, the weird started.
She waved. A polite, little wave. I waved back and smiled and went back to my Taco. I look up, and there she was standing over me. She was a moderately attractive, cute young woman, just smiling.
“How is it? Everything okay?” I have never had a cashier come over to my table at a Fast Food joint. I responded, and then… She SAT DOWN. The flirting was on. I mean… ON… Hair twirls, crossing and uncrossing her legs, twisting back and forth in her chair on her rear. Just smiling like a drunk girl.
I was flirty back. She was talking to me about video games. I am not much of a gamer anymore, but she was talking about some sort of zombie killing game. I think it might have been Resident Evil. She kept blushing, exposing her neck to me by pulling her hair behind her ear.
This was about five minutes or so… Then she must have realized she was supposed to be working… She hopped up and went back to the register, smiling like a loon at me over her shoulder as she went back behind the register…
By this point, I too, was smiling like an idiot. Its flattering to have a cute young girl flirt with you, but I was crunching the numbers in my head, thinking about pheromones… This was the craziest hit yet.
So here I am, happy as a clam, and I go back to my tacos. Next thing I know there is another cashier girl there! She probably was just barely 18.
“Hot weather today, huh?”
I made a remark about the bad traffic, and she then proceeded to talk about traffic, but not make much sense, really. It was like she was thinking of things to talk to me about. She didn’t sit down, but she put her hand on the table near mine, and was flirty, blushy, and attempting to be obviously “coy.” (Obviously coy, hrmmm… That’s redundant.)
By now, I am smiling like and idiot and flirting back, just really thinking “IT WORKS!” over and over in my head.
I get up to leave, and there is yet a THIRD worker girl there, near the door, sweeping up. She makes small talk a little bit, I am nice, and I wave goodbye, and then, in unison, all three girls go “Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” and wave and giggle.
I have never, ever in my life been treated this way at a fast food restaurant. I am absolutely floored by the result. Tonight, I am definitely wearing spaceland.
The only thing that creeped me out was there was a dad there with three kids, maybe six or seven age range. Two were twins.
They were creepy, giving me the Children of The Corn looks, silently staring the whole time…
WTF?!?!!?
I have only had A314 and Spaceland a few days and not had a chance to really try them out yet.
This is nuts, and completely out of the realm of my experience. I was heady, giddy, really trying to play it cool and failing. I dunno what to do tonight, I am frightened, heh!
THANK YOU ANDROTICS!
