Apologies were offered, however
aliens still invaded canada
While eating Gonzo beans
then choking on the
ham hocks in lentil
wanton soup dipped with
a freshly baked brioche
filled with wanton abandonment
So, later that day
Someone broke a Bidet
because not knowing what
bidets were for, they
jumped up and down
washing potatoes in them; 
because fancy toilets are
(off-topic-- saw a presentation today at work about the delivery of the first Boeing 787. It has a bidet. 
)
Russian style potato washers!
Yikes! The Silly Old
Platypus decided not to
eat cheerios and beer
as this would have