The Dhl dude, saw me in my night gown...lol

Semi-naked (in underwear) + wax + other person present + pain = very, very SM mental image there.

I can see a Craiglist post like that:

"Wanted: Person who will wax me

Are you into S&M and wax? If so, come help me wax my legs!" :smiley:

Awww…blush thanks msselva! Glad you enjoyed it - I packed it with extra love!

xoxo

Amy

ps. teeheeeheheh about the DHL guy!! :o

Mark, Renny:

I see another job opportunity here alongside the “Boob Dusting” gig. Maybe combine services here …

Renny & Marks Boob Dusting & Hot Wax Sevice.

Don’t forget the franchising opportunities nationwide.

Watcha think?

Edit: See my post in the Lounge. Things are looking bad at the Post Office. You may have a new business partner or franchisee soon if senority does not work …

Ahh yes! And we can name the chain: Tisha, Renny and Mark’s BDSM & HW clinic.
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Boob Dusting, Spells of Magic and Hot Waxing!
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What the hell did you think it stood for?

I think ya better not forget my cut! :wink: :smiley:

Ouch.

Hot Wax

Mark your soo dead you forgot Bella in your BDSM group,now she’s going to have to thump you with her boobs serves you right :angry:

Did I say Thump or Hump… ohhh never mind :open_mouth:

That’s what I say.

I can only imagine … mostly because I do not want to experience it.

I once went to visit some friends. This is almost like a second family to me. They had a daughter slightly younger than me - say 18 at the time. She says hello from another room (not bedroom or bathroom) - kinda more like a utility room. Door is wide open. I stick my head in the door to say hello, thinking she is doing laundry or something. She is sitting there - in a g-string/thong that really hides nothing - waxing her … bikini line.

I am :open_mouth::o :open_mouth: . She is absolutely non-plussed. In fact she just looks up continues the conversation “How has your week been, bosshank.”

I can’t really tell what else she said because I am beating a hasty retreat. The older sister starts giving her grief - "Shut the door, you’re in your underwear, you’re waxing, … "

And she replies “It’s bosshank. I don’t care. He can watch if he wants.”:open_mouth:

I must have had a :open_mouth: :o look on my face because older sister asks if I am Okay.

I say “Yes. I … uh … have heard of waxing … ummm … never seen it firsthand … errrr … looks … mmmm … painful.”

She goes “It is a little but you get used to it.” I think “Yeah, right”.

She asks if I would like something to drink. I say yes. She brings me a coke. I was thinking something stronger. Much stronger.

These are the moments men live…and die for…lol.

No biggie…does she have brothers? She’s probably used to… a) leaving the door open… b) getting walked in on. :roll_eyes: Then again some people just have no modesty. Personally…I learned to lock my door…even when I thought I was alone.

I’m sure you have more than one pair of well worn track shoes. God knows you need them.

If you get someone who’s experienced and knows what they’re doing it’s not so bad. Legs and underarms are tolerable. Of course, the waxing of more sensitive areas…that I will leave to your imagination…is, frankly, not exactly painless. Beauty often comes at a painfully high price.

What I wanna know is who deemed it that women should be practically hairless?..what freakin’ “God On High” ruled that! Huh? Who? I’m takin’ names…

Europeans are not nearly as hung up about this sh*t.

Well, you’re a scholar, a gentleman and probably a Boy Scout. Good for you. Some other guy might’ve pulled up a chair with an invitation like that…and who could blame him? An all around education…of course it pretty much destroys any illusions…then there’s the years of therapy…

Bella

Haha, yes. Growing up around boys (even if they’re not family) puts your modesty threshold pretty low. I’m used to getting dressed/undressed in front of people or having semi-naked boys (even when they’re all grown up) barge around.
Couple of weekends ago, I got changed in the outdoors with one of my friends holding a towel between two car doors to provide token privacy.

God on high, perhaps not. Very rich retired beautician? Quite possibly :smiley:

Haha, I wish :stuck_out_tongue: Nope, especially in summer, it’s BDSM (Bikini Drama Sensitive Moment) time.

I grew up with two brothers and now live in a household full of men. I am pretty used to it as I dont believe privacy is in there vocabulary. I am just glad it was the DHL man and not one of my sons friends at the door. :smiley: It really does happen to delivery people more then you think. I see naked people all the time on my route. LOL

Its not to bad when someone else pulls the strip off LOL I dont know why but it hurts more when I pull it off myself.

You know it was a man Bella LOL

Tisha

Exactly - I consider that “female housekeeping” and don’t really want to know - in order to keep the “mystery” alive. After 20+ years there are no real illusions left (on either side) - just the ones I generate due to my love for my wife … and that is part of what provides the necessary lubrication in the cogs of a marriage so the engine does not seize up.

To tell the truth it was a form of advertising. This was just before Mrs. BH became the Mrs. and the young lady had let me know know in ways both direct and indirect that If I was having doubts about the marriage there was an alternative readily available …

What’s the old joke: I never had so many women who were interested until I got married …

At least I get lots of exercise … lol.

We’re talking waxing, right … lol?

I am not that rich nor is my pain threshold very high. Glad I am a guy.

Why me of course. J/K.

That really depends …

I can read. Does that count?

I wear the Instant version. Next best thing to being a real one.

Move over Bruce Willis. The real “Last Boy Scout” is in the house …

That was my poor mom. A house full of barely house-trained men. Now I have a son but God has shown his sense of humor by giving me a girl and letting me experience “life on the other side of the tracks”. God: “You think you’re so smart BH? Here’s a daughter. Figure that one out.” Kinda what comes around goes around for what we put my poor mom through - lol.

Nah - we were like Takhasis’s brothers - walk around naked, half naked. My poor mom would get tired of telling us to wear clothes or a towel coming out of the bathroom and just hang her head with a shake.

Now my daughter does that to me - lol. See above.

That would have made for an interesting conversation at someone’s dinner table that night … lol.

Speaking of Bruce Willis - wasn’t that a line from one of his movies?

Opppps. My bad. That was dead people. :stuck_out_tongue:

See - you got the better deal. Well, most of the time I guess. I have seen some people - well - Bella did talk about needing years of therapy in some cases.

Kinda like Victoria’s Secret - is that it is really men who design all that stuff, right - lol?

Yes it could be worse I could see naked dead people :smiley:

I dunno, I think coroners get paid pretty well. :roll_eyes:

Or naked really old people.:open_mouth:

Boss Hi,

One word for you ROFLMAO

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