Better to aim for the stars and hit a mountain, than to aim for a telephone pole and hit the dog. Or as Casey Casem used to say, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. Which kinda makes you look like a recovering ostrich, but its a lot better than having your head buried in the ditch and your butt up in the air.
Amen brother - 'cause you know what some son of Lassie will do if he finds your butt up in the air …
Tater thinks the bobble-head for that one would be interesting.
Bobble-butt… Interesting new marketing ploy… 
Anyone wanna buy a bobble-butt of Tater mooning? Great for putting in your rear window…
You want impressive? 3x MX152 (from a to-go) + 100mcg of TAC to hair. Literally, people were standing in line to entertain, and hung around for about 40 seconds after everyone ran out of jokes to tell. Adding IO to the situation would have made it last quite a while, but im almost out. Trying to talk SteveO into sending me more Chemical Romance.
There is a customer for a full bottle of MX149 right here …
Prince Tater of the phero realm a poor pheasant girl wishes to address you…
Thy hath read that thouest will use 5 to 6 varying pheromones at one time. Is it this Oh’ Tater Prince that isith referred to as being muddy brown by Master MHarris? Your thoughts, sir?
Lowly pheasant girl
Pheasant Girl?
I like mine with a peppercorn sauce … LOL. 
Yes, I’d like a double serving of Schell dipped in peppercorn sauce. Im still hungry after having Tisha with maple syrup this morning.
Hmmm…Maybe i can use Bella as a toothpick. The problem with the other white meat is it gets stuck between your teeth. Tater has a big Bobble-Butt convention tonight so he needs to be lookin sharp!
Oh Tater…tsk tsk …if that’s all you can think of to use Bella for…you’ve got more than Tisha and Pheasant Girl stuck. 
Tater has tried 15mcg TUTH with 25mcg P83, 15 mcg P86 and 1x IFM. Some women, particularly Hispanic women in their late 20s-early 30s, light up. Many other women seem to look on you with disgust, almost like theyre thinking oh-another-one-of-THEM.
Forgot to mention…im thinking about trying it again tomorrow at work.
Oh, haha! Yes, I run around in feathers all the time.
Now back to my question…
This is just begging for a pluckin’ joke. 
Feathers! Did I hear feathers?
Have at it Renny, but be sure to send those feather to me, I’m gonna need em for the boob dusters!
yup, she must have a pretty tail…
Aren’t those called pasteys or tassels?
hehe, feathers, that reminds me…
Do you know the difference between kinky and erotic?
to make something erotic one would use something like a feather,
to make something kinky one would use the whole chicken.
If you want an answer, youll need to shake your tail feathers for me…
Can I just PuRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRowr