Things the MAD TATER (mwahaha!) has learned.
- Androstenone can get your #*$ whupped, fired or worse. And it will be your fault.
- Instant Openness at high doses can cause what is best described as Audible Diarrhea. Pre-teens and senior citizens will talk until their lips burn off.
- Instant Honesty is some scary stuff. Wear it at home for a few days before you hit the road. Otherwise, it’s “Hey, did I ever tell you guys about that time I got naked in a gay biker bar?”
- CTTM is underrated. Social butterflies should order by the gallon. You say “hello”. they say “my first memory as a child was”. This is come TALK to me, not come LISTEN to me. That’s IS+MX204+Instant Female Magic+MEO-EST on men and IS+MX159+MX102+MEO-EST on women, also known as knock-out gas.
- Best diffuser: hair and nape of neck, but NEVER for androstenone.
- Best way to get androstenone off your skin: 20 grit sandpaper and a 1:1 mix of rubbing alcohol and battery acid
- Instant Shine attracts closet gay males like moths to the flame. Three words: duck duck GOOSE.
- Instant Female Magic on a pregnant or PMS’ing woman is the second wonder of the world. I know there are seven wonders already, but six of them got flattened by earthquakes and my cousin makes better pyramids out of papier mache than that Giza thing.
- Spaceland should come with a bong.
- Instant Female Magic on a woman with severe endometriosis. Bloody h*$@!!! She may not find you attractive, but she will be your friend for life, wash your clothes and cook your dinner.
- EST is an acronym for “Everybody Starts Touching”. 10 mcg and everybody thinks you’re wonderful.
- MEO-EST is like engraving a phero-message with a number 698 pencil (those fat pre-school ones).
- TAC is better than nitrous oxide. “I’m going to borrow your car and take $5000 from your purse. You okay with that?” YES MASTER!
- When leaky pheros arrive, the delivery people think youre a terrorist in training.
- MX103. Attractive stranger gives me a long hug, rotates her pelvis up and holds. Is that a hit?
- Instant Shine. The stuff the Pied Piper used to get the kids to follow him out of town. Got a brat. 4x Shine the little…darling…
- MX178. Not wise to use around large male dogs unless training for a 10K. You WILL learn to high-step.
- MX203. Instant Caucasian Magic.
- Closest thing to Instant Asian Magic. Instant Honesty 4x. Instant Hispanic Magic. MX178+MEO-EST. Instant Black/Indian Magic. MX103+P87
- Personal theory #1. Pheros change the wearer, not the target, except Instant Female Magic, androstenols and EST which affect everybody. A314, Instant Shine and Ammo dont do much unless you sniff it yourself.
- Deep thought #1. Maybe Winifred Cutler is on to something. Your body fluids change when wearing pheros. Off pheros for a few days and my sweat still doesnt smell like me. Other emissions smell foreign too and much stronger than normal. Maybe our bodies react to competition and sniffing small amounts of DHEA for a few weeks causes production of different molecules. No joke. My socks smell different and I always felt dehydrated after drinking more water than ever. I stopped for a few days and water drinking is back to normal. Do pheros cause short-term changes in body chemistry?
- Whatever.
- 2.5 mcg TAL + 5. 0 mcg TAH + IS = touch-fest.
- Jasmin, can i get my P104 now?
- Deep thought #2. Your goal is to expose your target to a certain amount of pheromones. Some pheromones disperse faster than others. pheromone + fast hit is not the same as pheromone + slow hit. The effect is different. Anisotropic diffusion is a mo…uhhh…difficult equation to understand. Just listen to Tater. You can best increase exposure by adding heat, increasing concentration, getting closer or staying longer. These are all roughly exponential functions in practice. Twice the effect may need 10x by the time youre done. Planning your delivery parameters is key to successful moning.
- Deep thought #3. Slow hits dont work at the mall or the grocery store but are consistent. Fast hits are unreliable. Heavy alpha-androstenol fast hit (Spaceland) gets a SHAZAM! moment followed by a quickly fading afterglow. More reasonable alpha-androstenol slow hit gets the more useful Instant Openness response. Some pheromones dont work with slow hits. Some pheromones dont work with fast hits.
- Do not underestimate the power of well-planned, well-timed sillage.
- I’d like to buy a clue #1. Coffee houses are great for slow hits on strangers.
- Small talk increases your exposure.
- Spraying and covering is inferior (unreliable) to mixing a test vial and letting it composite for a few days.
- The order in which you composite, and temperature when you composite is important.
- Don’t you never reach for the last biscuit when Tater is hungry.
- I’d like to buy a clue #2. Customer service personnel and cashiers are easy prey.
- Tater Tot Challenge. MX134+TAC or MX103+TAC. With a straight face, ask the person in front of you if you can go first. Don’t give a reason. Just ask. Say thank you and don’t look back. Then ask the next person until youre at the front of the line.
- P79, TAF, MEO-EST and P98 are very sensitive to when you add them to a mix.
- Togo bottle - $14.95. 30ml bottle - $59.99. Most pheros when sprayed on fabric instead of on your skin. Worthless.
- If stuck on a desert island with a woman, my 3 pheros would be Instant Honesty 4x, Instant Female Magic and MEO-EST in that order.
- Most fun youll ever have on second base. 10mcg P86+35mcg P87+2.5 mcg P83+50mcg MEO-EST.
- For best results with fast hits, make eye contact and say hello to everyone you pass by. To become a skeptic, sit at home by the computer, dont talk to anyone, dont meet anybody new, OD the first time out and whine about how pheros dont work.
- For a party that goes too fast and too wild to believe. CTTM(4)+7.5mcg P83+50mcg MEO-EST+5mcg P86+25mcg TAF. Freshen with 25mcg TAF at 2 hours. Dont drink. Get everybody tipsy. Circulate.
- If Instant Female Magic didnt reek, I would wear 10x all the time. Women will hunt you down at 6x, but the odor is a social negative.
- If you spray heavy Instant Female Magic on the back of your neck, wash it off before bedtime. If you sleep with this stuff on your pillow, you might not want to wake up…ever…
- Instant Female Magic+IS makes some guys very touchy-feely.
- Instant Female Magic (4)+100mcg MEO-EST is like deer lure.
- I’m running out of MEO-EST. Does anyone else think EST, MEO-EST, TAC and CTTM roxors?
- Whatever.
- The MX203 (Pherogame?) scent will sometimes make me hurl. It has a menthol-like thing going on sometimes. MX203 is worst of all, but whats a little technicolor yawning when it works so well?
- Nobody on the forum writes me. Nobody calls.
- Whatever.
- Should I buy androstenone or harvest it from a male cat?
- Stupid Phero Trick #1. 10x IS. My headache is so bad when my heart beats blood spurts onto the inside of my skull. Is this stuff legal?
- Whatever. Im the MAD TATER, not a lawyer.
- The women go crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
- Instant Filipina Magic. MX203+Instant Honesty.
- Most reliable slow hit for all races. Instant Honesty(8)+Instant Female Magic(3)+IS(1)+MEO-EST(10mcg). Shake vigorously. Let sit 3 days in dark area at room temperature.
- Bathe regularly and dont use too many fragranced products.
- Instant Chinese Magic. CTTM(4)+IS(2)+Instant Female Magic(2)+MEO-EST(20mcg).
- Deep thought #3. Put on your slow hit mix and carry a togo of your fast hit mix. Need to try this.
- Stupid Phero Trick #2. Wear MX149 when meeting your best friends fiancee.
- I’d like to buy a clue #2. Bookstores. Art galleries. Furniture stores. Coffee shops. Airplanes. Buses. Trains. Car trips. Do things that expose you to people for 5 minutes or more for maximum effect. Find social environments. If the girl at the gym never talks to anyone when she works out, she wont talk to you because youre packin pheromones. Tater says gyms suck unless you want the woman at the front desk. Malls suck unless you keep buying stuff. By the time the hit registers shell be forty feet behind you.
- I’d like to buy a clue #3. Smile and talk to everybody you pass boy and girl alike all ages all races.
- Having two girls in your entourage will attract even more.
- Deep thought #3. Be very affectionate with your female friends. Hugs and touches leave woman smells behind. Women can smell other women on you and find safety in this. Cuddle with a friend for 5 minutes before going out. See what happens.
- Tater cant count worth beans!
- Id like to buy a clue #3. Libraries. Opera. Movies. Emergency rooms. Not a good place to get hits.
- This negative hit stuff is overrated. Show some dignity by not drooling. You dont need to bring her down to your level. Its a long way down.
- Unless it makes you violent or puts you at a disadvantage wear your pheromones to work and everywhere. Get comfy with them. pheromones dont respect schizophrenia.
- Always vary your signature over time. Dont wear A314 on Monday and Spaceland on Tuesday. Do it too many times and everyone will ignore your pheros. Dont wear exactly the same mix every day. See #58.
- Plan your phero days in advance and ramp up over 2-3 days. Big business meeting? You need A314 or something like it. Lots of women. You need Instant Female Magic. Make friends with the guys. EST. Party time. MX203, MX156 or something with androstenone.
- 1 spray at 2.5mcg every hour for 4 hours is better than 1 spray at 10mcg at the start. Slow ramps increase reliability.
- Hello. Is this thing on?
- Whatever.
- Once youve trashed your signature with a target youre done. Just give up.
- Most fat folk (your downstairs neighbor knows who you are) do well with a shot of androstenone. MX102 or MX103 would be even better. Tater thinks we should have Fat Folk Phero Fridays. Spray a fat boy full o pheros today! ™.
- Tater is allowed to call fat people fat because he is a fat boy. I dont mean PHAT. I mean butt full o lard, if i sit on you youre not gettin up again FAT. If youre skinny you cant call fat people fat. Only fat people can call fat people fat.
- Actually Tater isnt that fat, but that was funny. Everybody loves funny fat jokes except your fat momma. Shes so fat it aint funny.
- High-dosage Instant Openness should be called Instant Liar instead of Spaceland.
- Moderator. Moderator. What does politics have to do with pheros? Do they work different for Republicanators and Democrators?
- Strike that. #77 should say Instant Politician.
- Thanks to another miracle of modern science, girls no longer have cooties.
- Deep thought#491. Learn to converse with everyone. More people are attracted to you than you know, but they wont get in your face and tell you.
- Deep thought#879. Even Asians may be affected by low-dosage androstenone but embarrased by their reactions. Tater is a believer.
- All these deep thoughts make Taters head hurt.
- Today I take over the world. Tomorrow I beg for my job at Target back.
- Are P86 and TAH the same?
- Tater tot challenge #9. 10mcg P86+CTTM(4) in hair. Go to a restaurant and get the waitress to describe her favorite items on the menu. Tater appreciated the “silky sheets of honey gold syrup” and silver sparkly bubbles of 7-Up.
- If I could only have one phero, it would be Instant Female Magic. It is the most reliable of all.
- MX203 could be called WASP-spray.
- A new name for the mixes in #4. STFU!
- Tater’s Law: The phero you most want to use will be the one that arrived empty (like my MX150).
- MX149/MX152 are very interesting. Attracts women almost universally but repels men. Igor, fetch the instrument of financial torture! I must order another Chemical Romance kit!
- Love is… knowing when she’s menstruating so you can wear Instant Female Magic just for her.
- Not safe for work. Hah! Any day a woman at work jumps me is a good day. Bring it on!
- New Androtics Direct slogan: “Bringing new meaning to the expression ‘150 ways to puree a cat’”
- Or how about “This is why im hot.”
- Stupid Phero Trick #18. Getting a killer headache from a 10x spray of Instant Shine, going to the emergency room and being tended to by a male nurse who finds you attractive.
- I get nothing from MX177. Nothing. I really wanted that one to work.
- Taters journal is almost at 100 entries!
- Whatever.
- Props to Visionary for all his summary work.
- If stuck on an island with 3 pheros, my favorite deserted woman would be…
- Tater is just another hard luck soldier of love competing for the affections of a married woman. (Jasmin)
- Id like to buy a clue #4. Tater has noticed that Chinese women often eat at Chinese restaurants. Japanese women at Japanese restaurants. Filipino women at Filipino restaurants. Skip the drive-thru. Find a popular, affordable restaurant. Have a sit-down lunch.
- Deep thought #7. You cant find the woman you want if you dont go where she goes and stay there long enough to bump into her. I have a friend who drools over Japanese women but cant stand the food or the culture, thinks Dennys rules and calls the Japanese “Japs.”
- Id like to buy a clue #5. Nobody is going to change a long-term habit for a short-term relationship. That devout Muslim or Christian woman isnt going to sleep with you even if you wear all the A314 and androstenone in the world. Even if she does shell eventually hate you for it. She isnt uptight, frigid or a lesbian if she doesnt fall for you. You arent what shes looking for. Move on.
- Cruel phero trick #1. Unload half a bottle of MX178 on the neighbors yappy bizon frizee. Tater was just trying to shut the mutt up. Tater feels guilty about that one. Dog might need psychotherapy to get rid of his Napoleon complex now. The Rottweiler on the other side loves the stuff. Instant Alpha Attack Dog.
- 4 shots of Instant Honesty 4x. Coffee house. During 30 minutes i hear several people at nearby tables say “I dont know why i told you that.”
- Tater hasnt had body-quaking, cant catch your breath, out of control sex yet, but he imagines its almost as good as sweet potato biscuits dipped in mango chutney. Almost.
- Name you shouldnt give your daughter. Moranus. I guess its Greek but it just aint right.
- Tater Tot Challenge #4. Mix a heavy, or powdery mens cologne like Sexual with Instant Female Magic and Instant Shine, 1:1:1. Shake. Let it composite for 2-3 days in the dark. Apply to your comfort level (mine was .1 oz). Let dry. Ask an attractive target in her 20s-30s if she knows of any good bars in town. Keep her engaged for a minute or two. Watch her come after you.
- Keep those empty togo vials for your own brews!
- Keep yourself well hydrated and the pheros have less of an effect on you. They are brutal on targets who are subprime. Hits them like a grenade.
- You oughta know #1. Those free cologne sample vials are great for single-use mixes. They dont break in your pocket and already have a cover fragrance.
- Tried a mega-dose of Instant Honesty (8 sprays of 4x). Some people dont leave unless you walk away. Even if you walk away they follow you. Not too much Audible Diarrhea, but theres a shift back to saying things they know are BS just to have a chance to chat with you.
- I cant get over how MX203 is Instant Caucasian Female Magic for me. It doesnt attract or tick off men, but it sucks in Caucasian women like Tater sucks down beer. Tater got yet another strong hit from a Starbucks cashier. Actually stood around the straws and sugars counter for a good 5 minutes until after i got my drink, waiting for me to pass by. How many Starbucks are there? I could do this all day it seems!
- 2 sprays MX203 to nape of neck + 2 sprays MX103 to front of neck. I am the King of Starbucks. Barista says she didnt do my drink right, gets me a credit, redoes the drink, gives me both of them plus a free pastry and chats to me while constantly flipping her hair. Give me a gallon of MX203 and Im taking over Sweden!
- Tater updates the journal whenever he feels like typing. Keep checking back for new Tater Tips.
- P86 makes everything feel deep and sweet like your first biscuit with real butter and little bit of sugar on top. P83 is some kind of crave activator, the difference between Tater wants a biscuit and Tater wants all the biscuits and he wants them NOW! I assure you that never happens in real life. These seem to be very sensual, not sexual, but with a little work…
- President Nixon was almost forced to resign due to schizophrenia diagnosed because of his tendency to refer to himself in the third person. Tater thinks that just aint right!
- I finally got hit on with MX177. Unfortunately it was a guy. Not the effect I wanted. Two shots of MX177 alone. He asked if i was a regular at the bookstore and repeated my name fondly. Ive never seen him before.
- Tater thinks EST needs high dosages before it affects women romantically, around 100mcg. Nowhere near as much is needed to affect men (maybe .001 mcg).
- Which putative dosage is most cost effective? 7.5 mcg is a bargain. 3x the dosage for less than 2x the price.
mcg per spray price ($) cost per mcg per spray ($) addl cost per mcg ($)
2.5 14 $5.60
5 20 $4.00 $2.40
7.5 23 $3.07 $1.20
10 27 $2.70 $1.60
15 37 $2.47 $2.00
20 47 $2.35 $2.00
25 57 $2.28 $2.00
30 67 $2.23 $2.00
40 77 $1.93 $1.00
50 87 $1.74 $1.00
100 147 $1.47 $1.20
150 217 $1.45 $1.40
300 417 $1.39 $1.33
450 597 $1.33 $1.20
750 997 $1.33 $1.33
1000 1297 $1.30 $1.20
2000 1997 $1.00 $0.70
5000 3997 $0.80 $0.67
- Since you can dilute easily but cant really un-dilute, Tater thinks its a good idea to get the highest concentration (and the highest cost efficiency) you can use unless you need to use the bottle directly without diluting. You can use cologne, alcohol, or an EO to dilute. Remember that what you mix with affects the effect.