The Path of the Righteous Man

Captains log star-date BG1257

On the first leg of my journey I flew in a small commuter airship. The flight was 50 minutes. The evil galactic forces placed beside me an older woman who was obsessed with being on time, in her seat, even though she already was. She made it a point to tell me her rental car return ordeal. It didn’t sound like much but she wouldn’t stop going on about timeliness and how the two gentlemen ahead of her were going to miss their flight. They damn near caused her to miss this one. Oh GOD how I wish she missed this one. You can usually tell how a trip will turn out by the alien species you interact with on the first leg.

As luck would have it the older women turned around and gasped when the two gentlemen who had caused her to nearly miss this flight, even though she was in her seat, buckled in before I arrived and I was on time, were two rows back and smiling at her. I got the idea she was very anal and not in the sex way. Before the flight was to depart to the away station so I could link up with the mother ship I mentioned that I was thirsty. This women therefore took it upon herself with her motherly instincts to unbuckle and interrupt the leggy California blond with the sweet blue eyes. I had visions of her bouncing on my lap as I peered directly into the deepest fathoms of her soul :wink:.

I could hear some type of commotion and my seat mate returned with additional gibberish how the flight attendant was angry. She could be angry all she wanted as long as my fantasy of me banging her like a drum continued to dance through my head. At this time I had no idea the reason alien stranger seat mate had gotten hottie blond angry was over my thirst. Apparently she took it upon herself to tell the hottie I was thirsty and needed immediate service.

So when we finally departed hottie blond pulled the jump seat down and stared right back into my lusting gaze. I didn’t get a chance to even say anything to her, but there was no question she was making strong eye contact. Perhaps the God of all things Pink and Squishy would bestow upon me the wisdom to bang every piece of tail I could on my travels. Kirk would be so proud and yet jealous.

After we are soaring above the clouds I could swear leggy blond was pulling up her skirt to give me a better view. The aircraft was full so perhaps it could have been for somebody else, but this is my reality so I’m saying it was for me :slight_smile:. I also noticed she took her sweater on and off a couple times.

Unfortunately I discovered that alien seat mate had pissed off hottie blond by asking for a drink for me. I explained that I requested no such thing and I didn’t even know this lady. The flight attendant seemed to believe me, but I think it killed my chances of having her in the back of the aircraft moaning and screaming my name.

Here’s hoping for a mile-high club report, and I’m not talking about banging the tympanis in Denver. :wink:

I finally got sleep today after the webcast. Slept about 11 hours, but that was first sleep in a couple days. I still have to get used to working from 7pm to 3am, but a couple of more days will set me straight. I have a great report about a girl Victoria I met in the bar. My GOD she was so hot. Leather pants, pink boy shorts and what a body. She would not join me on the webcast no matter what I promised :slight_smile:

I honestly don’t even know where to start. I have never in my life seen so many absolutely beautiful women gathered in one country ever. You cannot turn down one hallway, one street, walk into one store, restaurant, anywhere, without being stopped dead in your tracks by the women. I came here to see a friend and I just feel so insignificant at times surrounded by the most beuatiful women I have ever seen in my entire life. That does not mean I have given up my attempts to seduce them, but I really have to be on top of my game. Its almost as if I am overcome by their beauty and get caught looking.

On the other hand its this very aspect that has enabled me to get some chukum (Crylic for Sex) from several young ladies. When I gaze upon pure bliss I know that if I turn in any direction, I will be able to see someone just as wonderful or even more so. However I am still calibrating my game so that I am not coming across as arrogant or stuck up. I think my best feature that thus far has enabled me to bed some locals is my charm :slight_smile:. I’m pretty easy going and accept people for who they are. Everyone to me is equal and I do not put anyone above anyone else. When I have spent a bit of time with the ladies I have had relations with they all have said I am different from anyone foreign they have met before. Not many Americans here. I treat them with respect and genuinely would like to get to know them.

One young lady, I shall call her A, because frankly I have no clue how to even pronounce her name yet, let alone attempt to spell it (but she thinks its adorable that I try). I stopped off at this little Roman ruins and was really thirsty. I like to attempt to immerse myself in the local language as much as I can. I found a little shop that I had obtained some mineral water a few days back. I walked in and said hello to A, yet at this point I don’t know her or even what she looked like. I turned to open the cooler to get the water and she starts a conversation in Crylic. I let her speak a couple seconds and then put the bottle on the counter and smile at her and say that I spoke English. She laughed and OMFG the room lit up. Even though she was behind the counter and I couldn’t tell too much about her, I just knew she was another incredible hottie and oh how right I was.

I attempted to joke with her but the language barrier really screws it up. I do what I can. She says I say hello very good in Crylic and she wouldn’t have been able to tell I was English. I corrected her and said I was American. After the formalities of where are you from and Elvis yada crap I invited her outside the shop to have a smoke. I don’t but everyone here does. She agreed and when I got a look at the bod I was floored.

We chatted and she asked me where I had gone and all this. I told her I needed a proper tour and that she would be perfect to give me one. I was sure it would be lost in translation or she would say no, but to my joy she agreed. Saturday night we met outside the Sheraton and she gave me a walking tour of the city center. I was going to ask her if she would like to see the view of the presidency from my balcony, but here’s the kicker.

I had been touching her and finally we were walking hand in hand. I portrayed the perfect gentleman :slight_smile:. Totally against anything American I would ever do. Well before I could ask she stops in front of an old building and asks if I have been inside a typical local flat yet. I tell her no so she invites me up to see how they live. Now here I thought no way could this get any better and when I got upstairs my dreams were kind of dashed because her mother, father, brother and sister (younger sister but sure to please anyone’s eye) were all home. I was kind of embarrassed because I had other ideas. They treated me like gold though and out of courtesy I drank the wine and broke bread with them. They all spoke little English but it was enough to be interesting. A spoke it well enough to translate.

Well I thought that would end the night, but after a long conversation in Crylic everyone said their goodnight and retreated to rooms. A and I were left alone in the one main private room. I honestly had no idea that anything possibly could happen. I mean how could anything happen when mom and dad were just a room away with their precious gorgeous daughter in here with a American male scoundrel with lust on his brain? Well that my friends is EXACTLY what it was all about.

I asked A where everyone went and she explained that they were given us privacy and her father gave strict instructions no one was to bother us. I was feeling a little bit stupid at this point as I said they weren’t bothering me at all. She said we needed privacy and I again out of sheer ignorance asked privacy for what? She laughed and that smile melted my soul. She then decided to have some fun by asking me what would happen if one of my American girlfriends had asked me up to her house. I was honestly unsure what she wanted me to say, but I took a chance and told her that we would be having sex :wink:. This is where I learned that shaking your head from side to side is not no but yes. I was thinking aw man I blew it but apparently she was agreeing and finally I guess she just gave up and decided I was to stupid to figure things out. We were both sitting on the floor and she just leaned in and started kissing me. Score!

It was definitely strange having sex with a girl so forward and with her entire family in the next room knowing exactly what we were doing. It certainly wasn’t like she was holding back on the mones or any of the other noises.

I asked her after the first go if she would feel more comfortable at the hotel and she explained that guys bring back prostitutes to the hotel. It would not be appropriate for her to go there. I understood. What really was shocking is when she mentioned something had come over her when I was talking to her outside her shop. Her words were to the effect that her brain was telling her to have relations with me. LOL. I was wearing the same thing then but went home and showered.

I was wearing two sprays of MX414 and Ishine, but after I showered I sprayed the last two of MX414. Now I only have MX419 left out of the entire pack and I never tested it so I’m unsure how it will work. This is the first time I believe that it was basically all mones and very little me. I thought about this for a while and was like maybe she is looking for rich guy after all I am staying in the most expensive hotel in the country. I didn’t get that vibe though and when I asked when i could see her again she was like come by the shop. She gave me her number but I have no cell service here. The shop was closed yesterday for the presidential elections and I had a planned excursion today so looks like tomorrow is the first I will get to see her.

Everywhere I turn though is another beauty. I met a club girl last week but that was just drunken partying with the locals.

I don’t want to say that I envy you, because envy is an emotion of hate and not love…

but I’m pretty damn close.

I was sitting at a cafe today having a Cuban cigar enjoying a cup Espresso and this was the view within a 3 minute period.





And that’s only what I was able to capture on my mobile. I would say there were probably 10-15 more that just walked by. I was busy smoking though. Then I got busy talking to the people next to me.

I’m in heaven.

By the way I shared a picture of A with Mickaelia. She said she would go gay for her :wink:. Yeah A is sweet and I have another date with her later on tonight. I had to convince her to come out late since I start work at 7 pm here. I’ll be working until about midnight so I can spend some time with my new friend. After which I’m hoping I can convince her to get on the webcast with me. LOL, I doubt it, but I will sure give it a go :slight_smile:

I wanted to CONGRATULATE you on your 60 day accomplishment!!!

YOU are THE go getter that I strive to be!!! :smiley:

GREAT JOB, STEVE!

Two THUMBS UP!

Oh, and how did that apple taste after all?!?

:smiley:

Looks believable. The chicks are all over you.

But they can’t drink at the bar at 18. 21 is way better. :slight_smile: