The ramblings of a Scotsman

Haven’t posted anything here in quite a while - sorry about that if anyone is following. I have been a bit busy work wise and also sorting things out with the wife. No, we’re not getting back together, just sorting the split I’m afraid. I have been chatting to Miss Valencia an awful lot as well. I really do love her and she feels the same about me. I think we may be far more compatible than the wife and I ever were. Suffice to say is that I am going over to see her next weekend and cannot wait. We have booked a 5-star hotel for our first night and she has bought some REALLY sexy lingerie… Raaaar! Purely for myself, I shall be taking my MX301. I have bought some more and also some MX297. I was thinking about taking a compendium of -mones, however, I’m only taking carry-on so that may be a little silly in the current climate. Hence, MX301, MX297, Ammo and IS - oh OK I am taking a few then. There is method in my madness… I have been reading Mx297 mix respitory and reckon:

MX301 at 2/3 sprays for hotel night

MX297 + IS + Ammo for Saturday when we go out with some of her friends - both male and female

Reason for the -mones and using MX297 rather than MX301 on the second night is that I really want to get in with her friends. However, I also want them to see her and I together and how good we are. I think the -mones may just give this wee edge. Who knows? I’m going to take them and they are there to use if I think it’s appropriate.

All I know is I love her desperately and just want things to go smoothly.

What is Tesco’s slogan again? “Every little helps!”