On a friday evening, I was preparing for a glorious outing. The sky was clear and the night was quiet, dark and inviting. In the midst of all this, I prepared a pheromone mix to take on the world. The mix was designed to turn any man into a superstar, consisting of A314, Turn Up The Heat, copulins and of course Come Talk To Me Mix 2.
As I stepped out of the hot, steamy shower. I approached the bottles damp and perspiring. I dropped, dabbed, sprayed and in the final seconds of the application, A LARGE, FEROCIOUS grey animal jumped into my arms causing me to lose all sight and control.
My hands lost grip and released all that was held. The blue bottle began to plummet at full speed! Until…A THUNDEROUS CRASH!
If it were me, I would of rolled over the glass thus applying what liquid I could to different parts of my body. I’d show up to the festivities with shards in my flesh, blood dripping, and women wondering why the hell they still want to come talk to me.
