OK, to start off, I apologize if this ends up sounding like a rant, but I’ve been really taken aback by the smell of these products. Here’s what I mean:
Just received my initial order of A314a, IS, and IH. Package came really early and androtics must have upgraded my shipping – thanks, guys – and so I grabbed the FedEx package away from my wife and waited for a safe time to open it. And as soon as I opened the package the worry began, because I could smell the spray bottles THROUGH all the plastic, bubble wrap, and tape. To the point that I thought one of the spay bottles must have leaked!
But, nope – there was no leak. The bottles just wreaked even without any detectable leaks. Then I thought: calm down, this stuff might have a really light dry-down, as promised in the product descriptions. So I tentatively sprayed 1 shot of A134 on my throat and one of IS on the back of my neck.
OH MY HEAVENS! This stuff STINKS. Bad. Not bad in the way a locker room stinks. Not funky, bad. But bad in the way old fat ladies too-sweet perfumes stink. Suffocatingly, cloyingly bad! So bad that I actually had to leave the house and walk around the block, hoping that the smell would attenuate.
After my walk, there was no attenuation. So I try to cover it up with my cologne (Chanel Pour Monsieur). It’s a little better, but REALLY heavy and the stench of the To Go spays still seeps through.
I can’t say if the pheromones are doing anything, but I can say that I’m finding the smell suffocatingly distracting – worse than some pot-smoking, patchouli-wearing hipping might emit. It’s now been about 35 minutes since I sprayed and there’s been no conditioning effect, where I would normally have a constant smell stop intruding on my consciousness. It still wreaks and I still smell it with every breath.
What should I do?
Do I need to send this stuff back and put in a custom order for scentless products?
I know that pheromones smell and so-called scentless products would need to be covered over with something, but I’d be OK with a funky smell that needs covering up. I don’t mind the smell of sweat and locker rooms that much. But this stuff is unbearable. I thought neroli oil was supposed to be citrusy?
Any advice would be really appreciated, so thanks ahead of time.:o