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[alpha314]

@Jasmin

I’m still emotionally scarred from the last guy who did that to me. :o

If you’re too nervous to do the Ail trick, bring the Lindt game. It’s not as scary as The First Kiss, but its a GREAT way to melt the ice and make the segue to The First Kiss that much easier…

I did a little variation of this technique not too long ago. It wasn’t post-deep-gaze-spontaneous, I kind of forced it. Read on.

Get a Lindt dark truffle bar.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00032C4T0.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Fig. 1: Lindt Dark Truffle Bar.

DO IT. Taste test it first. That swiss stuff is the best, most seductive, and it REALLY says, “@#*$ng I love you”. It’s already broken into pieces for you, has a semi hard interior and a cushy inside. Its textured, tastes, and feels (texturally: hard/soft/melt) like a smoldering melting kiss. Not effing kidding at all.

Okay.

Spontaneously, go, “OMG I have something for you to try, CLOSE YOUR EYES!”

Do that “The next time that last part happens Muse, while holding his gaze, place your index finger softly on his lips,” thing, only with this smoldering melting chocolate kiss pushing into his mouth. OH, also dose your fingers and wrists with Chocolatini or Cookie Isexi… (And Lucky you - you’re getting JUST the serum for this trick! A cookie-scented ISexi A with 5x cops!!!)

Then he’ll open his eyes all glowy and amazed at that amaaaazing melting chocolate seduction in his mouth, positively mindmessed at your swirling plumes of Instant Sexiness, and in a vulerable, pliable daze. What do you wanna do now, Muse? A quick peck, then move onto the “remove your finger, and replace it RIGHT AWAY with your lips. Then give him a GHOST of a kiss - no more, and get out of the car - WITHOUT saying a solitary word, or looking back even once, at him.” ?

God, it is BRILLIANT.

Go Team Muse! printing the hipster t-shirt right now on Cafe Press

Jasmin your so cunning, i wasn’t aware yous girls had so many clever ideas.

If e was a man like me yum I do anything for dark chocolate, and some.

[bronzie]

alpha, i would kiss anyone trying to shove down a dim sum

note , Dim Sum in Oz is called Dim Sim.

[Phoenix]

@alpha314

Jasmin your so cunning, i wasn’t aware yous girls had so many clever ideas.

If e was a man like me yum I do anything for dark chocolate, and some.

that’s really true and I never read anything like this anywhere before!

[Phoenix]

@Jasmin

But Tootsie Rolls and Jelly Bellies don’t have the right KISS CONSISTENCY, guys! That’s the important part!

Lindt truffle bars. Available nearly everywhere. Hell, they’re even available in my local CVS Pharmacy. Hows that for ubiquitous?

I mean, Robbie Williams would never do Tootsie Roll. Why should you!

Jas, would duc d’o truffle bars be a good substitute? I checked one online supermarket and they don’t have lindt truffles (they have everything else by lindt but not truffles!!!). Perhaps some other supermarket will have them I don’t know.
Do you think this will work for us men to get a first kiss from a woman

[gitsmw]

This is a great, information-filled thread. Parts of it could get stickied somewhere.. “on how to step beyond the friend-zone” or something.

[Phoenix]

Off to buy truffles then…
still haven’t decided whether to use them in the 2nd meeting or 3rd.. hopefully I won’t be seen as too pushy by getting a quick kiss..

[Rbt]

I’d hold off for a few dates. And make them something you want to share, not as an outright “gift.” (After all you want to be “sharing” the experience - connect you, her, and them.)

“Hey these are great, you gotta try one!”

[Phoenix]

@Rbt

I’d hold off for a few dates. And make them something you want to share, not as an outright “gift.” (After all you want to be “sharing” the experience - connect you, her, and them.)

“Hey these are great, you gotta try one!”

thanks a lot..I will follow your advice, since she seems not to want to rush, and it takes two to tango…

[Phoenix]

@Phoenix

thanks a lot..I will follow your advice, since she seems not to want to rush, and it takes two to tango…

We met and things took their course - I mean we ended up kissing even though she kept saying she wasn’t sure she felt a whole load of attraction… good hugs & kisses.. she thought I was more ‘quiet’ and the way I kissed her surprised her greatly.. she liked that… even though it was without the truffles. I did mention having a creative idea for the first kiss..

I was wearing this mix:
2xa314 mutant on neck
2xP74 on neck
2 sprays Instant Female Magic on back of neck
1 spray double strength Instant Honesty on back of hair
2x ammo v1.5 not to slip in friend zone…

We’re meeting again for a movie though she still hasn’t decided whether to keep seeing me or not, she needs a whole load of physical attraction she said.. Now I’m thinking of dropping the mutant and p74, using p79 as a pantysoaker, 1xammo v1.0 (more sexual) and I think I’ll spray 1 turn up the heat after the movie ends. After the movie we’ll go for a coffee and then stay in the car talking (& probably kissing…)..
Don’t know if anyone has any more ideas. I also have p96 but I haven’t read about anyone using it practically so far…