To appease the Ladies for the "Sex Guide for Virgins" Thread

Upcoming Seminars for Men:

  1. Combatting Stupidity

  2. You, Too, Can Do Housework

  3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

  4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

  6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled “Don’t Wash my Silks”

  8. Parenting: No, It Doesn’t End With Conception

  9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

  10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You’re Obviously Wrong

  11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

  13. You: The Weaker Sex

  14. Reasons to Give Flowers

  15. How to Stay Awake in Public

  16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

  17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

  18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

  19. The Morning Dilemma if IT’s awake: Take a Shower

  20. I’ll Wear it if I Damn Well Please

  21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled “No, It’s Not a Bidet”

  22. “The Weekend” and “Sports” are Not Synonyms

  23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

  24. How to Go Shopping with Your Girlfriend and Not Get Lost

  25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

  26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

  27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

  28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

  29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

  30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

  31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled “No, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked”

  32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

  33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting “tits” From Your Vocabulary

  34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

  35. Techniques for calling home

LOL! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: I love a man who can take it on the chin. :cool: :wink: You rock, cowboy!

Why thank you Bella! :smiley:

I guess taking it on the chin is better than where they usually aim … lol.