U-Pick: Special Reports

Ok… well… being as the actual posts get crowded and cluttered at times and the report otherwise might show up on any number of pages and/or get lost in the mix… I decided to make an easy access page for the reports themselves. Plus, since details that could or could not be identifiable (although doubtfully so) are mentioned, this way only actual members will get the full details. shrugs

I’m just an instant jerk like that. What can I say? :wink: But don’t get me wrong. Feel free to comment it up in here. Regardless, this keeps you up to speed on our latest contest winners. :smiley:

U-PICK: SPECIAL REPORT - I***:***

Ok. So yikes! Sorry. There has been such a delay. I should have gotten back to everyone sooner. Just been busy. And distracted. But at long last… the full report! Dun dun duh!!! :wink:

Sexy Social God DHV Chopped and Screwed

The Recipe (put in a togo):

3 sprays a314b togo,
1 spray Turn Up The Heat (Turn Up the Heat – Sensual Pheromone Spray Cologne for Men - Alpha A314) togo,
1 spray Instant Honesty (Instant Honesty – Deep Relational Communication Pheromone – You Won’t Believe Your Ears! - Alpha A314) togo
2 sprays p75 togo
2 sprays TAC (Molecule C – Social, Feed Good, Sensual Pheromone - Pheromone Labs) (50 Microgram total tac (Molecule C – Social, Feed Good, Sensual Pheromone - Pheromone Labs) )
1 spray MX297 togo

Locations: Bar then Club

Mix: 4 sprays (Each wrist, chest, and the jawline) of test mix @ 630 pm
4 sprays of mix 11pm to refresh.

The Night: It started off at my place. Our little group met there and I had a bit of food ready to go. I figured we might as well have food beforehand so we can save our money for fun and drinks and whatever else. As I said before, the girl that gave me an ice cold reception when I was wearing MX422 x4 and I haven’t talked to since then was present. This is notable to start it here because this is where it got very interesting.

So everyone comes in and sits down on the couch. I do my “good host” thing as usual. There’s food out in the living room. It’s got a little cold because people showed up later than they were supposed to. Oh well. That’s what microwaves are for right?

At any rate, I make the suggestion that if people want to save their money for drinks they might want to grab a plate. First, of course, I ask everyone if they’d like something to drink. I’m grabbing ice and all that good stuff, migrating back and forth from one side of the kitchen to the other. Things are still a bit awkward between me and Ms. Chillz. We don’t really talk. I don’t even think I got a hug when she comes in.

But then the strangest things happens. Now, where they are sitting and where I am at is maybe 5 to 10 ft away. It’s not that far and with me coming in and out, plus being all over the kitchen, and the time that has elapsed, my nomes have definitely gone to work by this point I’m sure. So what happens next? She makes a plate and puts it in the microwave to warm it up. Nothing special, right? …

Wrong! Well. Maybe not. I don’t know. But you are missing the point! Hahaha! Suddenly, we go from cold to cordial just like that. In fact, for pretty much the rest of the time she doesn’t leave the kitchen. Everyone else is in the living room but she doesn’t return to her seat. I suddenly have her undivided attention… and for like no reason! I didn’t even try to get it. She’s smiling. She’s friendly. It’s like she just latched on to me out of nowhere and doesn’t have any intentions of going anywhere else. HUH?!

At any rate, we are eventually all ready to roll and we head out to the bar. The problematic aspect of this all is that I WAS talking to her but I was pretty much done after that chilly experience, so one of my buddies took interest. I’m still like whatever. We find a booth and he sits next to her with some friends and I sit across with everyone else. I’m trying to sense out my surroundings but at the same time focus on my friends. The bar was pretty casual. The waitress was alright. I did get some pretty big smiles from a few of the hostesses. OH! Did I mention that I forgot to bring my CAM! DOH! Grrr… sighs

The fascinating thing is that he is totally flirting it up with her. But whenever I wanted her attention it wasn’t even hard. I could break right in just like that. I’m sitting diagonally across so we are on opposite opposite ends. The booth wasn’t that huge but still. And she did give me those starry eyed stares. I’d catch her just smiling wide and staring at me from time to time. Maybe the drinks had start to hit and that had something to do with it, too. shrugs I don’t know what to think about that. She’s a great lady. Sure. You snooze you lose? I don’t know. But shrugs I don’t know. Then there’s my buddy. No reason for me to step on toes. I gotta watch out for my “bros.”

Either way, at some point she questioned me after we left the bar about why I hadn’t been in touch. She apologized for that night and blah blah blah. Do over. Blah blah blah. shrugs Whatever. I’m not to worried about it.

We head to the club. This was more of what I was interested in seeing, anyways. We mingle our way up to the bar. Right away I notice two beautiful women not that far from me. They make their way close and stop not that far away. I can feel their eyes lasering me in the back of my head. I look and catch a few glances. There is no reason for them to stand there because they are halfway between the bar counter and the dance floor. Almost like a limbo area. I notice this repeat several times over the night. Women would stop in this limbo section while I was at the bar within about a good 5 to 10 feet of me. They would talk and whisper and whatever with their girlfriends and if I was slick I could lock eyes with them for a few seconds from time to time.

The mix didn’t make me feel super confident. I’ve had mixes that made me feel almost drunk level and/or beyond confident. I’m naturally shy and this didn’t really put me over the hump. I almost did talk to this really gorgeous lady that like stopped dead in front of me. It was the weirdest things. She was just walking by the bar and then she stops. LIKE TWO FEET AWAY. She looks up at me and stares for a few seconds. No words. I’m like wow. But right before I can say a thing her boyfriend swoops in from behind and moves her along. She was giving me some hard stares all night, though. Even my friend noticed it. She was a definite 9 if not a 10. Those other first two girls were a little older but in the 8 to 9 category as well. Come to find out they were from Florida (go figure).

But I stayed put. It was my friend’s night and I wanted to keep my focus somewhat centered on making sure she had fun. Or maybe that was my excuse. I’m not the greatest dancer, especially to the music they were playing and that did hold me back some. Fear is such a silly thing, right?

But did I finally go for it? Did I take advantage of the extra charm this mix was giving me. Did I stare fear in the face and laugh methodically (no. Not maniacally!)? HA! To be continued…

Not! I got you. Well, maybe not unless you forgot to scroll down the page. The fact of the matter was, it went south but no fault to my hardworking nomes. They were doing a great job. I did finally get out there and dance after a drink or two. It was nice. Even got one ridiculously WILD dance but I think that’s because the girl had had more than her fair share of drinks. Still… wowsers. :stuck_out_tongue:

One way or another, the night was cut short because someone in our group, I won’t name names, managed to overdo it a little. You know how that can be. Oopsy! puke puke puke So we spent the rest of the night playing doctor. Things were just getting good too! The night was still young. We could have easily squeezed another two hours out of it. Oh well.

One possibly notable thing about that wild dance. The girl I was dancing with ran us into people quite a bit. The dance floor was crowded but I was like… yikes! The interesting thing is… and maybe this was because I was just so thoroughly engrossed or I don’t know… but I didn’t notice people getting mad or giving us dirty looks or anything. In fact, as I’m like “yikes” I’m looking at the people we just bumped into and time and time again they seemed to be smiling and in their own zone. Don’t ask me why! Was it the cloud of nomes buzzing around to keep the crowd at bay? Some secrets are best left up to ones’ imagination. Nonetheless, it was a fun and very interesting night as far as my first special report goes.

Hope it was even remotely helpful, entertaining, or both. I encourage others to try this mix and post their results as well (here or elsewhere). We are always curious to hear others’ stories, after all! :wink: But for now… this is Professor P and the nomes… signing off… Good day, everyone.

U-PICK: SPECIAL REPORT - II:

Eek! Ok. So Sorry for the delay, everyone! My computer was MIA for a lil while and things have been busy to boot. But at long last… the full report! Dun dun duh!!! :smiley:

Sexual Armaggedon Triple Threat Mix B

The Recipe (sprayed on):

1 sprays a314b togo,
1 spray Instant Honesty (Instant Honesty – Deep Relational Communication Pheromone – You Won’t Believe Your Ears! - Alpha A314) togo
2 sprays p75 togo
2 sprays p83 togo
2 spray MX297 togo

Locations: Party then Club

The Night: We got off to a late start that night. The evening was well upon us by the time we showed up at the party. I was dressed up in costume. I felt great to be sure. I was ready to role. My outfit was ridiculous. It was fun, though, and I was feeling like having some fun and going all out.

I can’t tell too much from this initial occasion. The reason? I was wearing a cool costume! I think that alone gave me that instant celebrity factor. Kinda like how people always want to get their picture taken with those superhero wanna-be’s at comicons and like conventions (even had a little kid want to take his picture with me). shrugs So I imagine that may have skewed any solid results…

HOWEVER, I did notice some unusual friendliness/flirting from some of the girls I knew. Definitely got some interesting comments here and there. It was fascinating. But this is all hogwash. Let’s talk “after party”. :wink:

So this is when things got more interesting. I changed out of costume and was back in street clothes/nice clothes. We wanted to hit up a club. We hopped around a little bit before finding the right one. The most interesting thing, however, was before that.

No. I didn’t find a dropped lottery ticket and discover I was the winner of a 23 million dollars! I know. That would have been way more cool. sighs But no! Stop distracting me. Where was I? Oh. Yeah.

There was this one girl there… well… ok… one thing I noticed from the start (the party) is that I had this magnetism effect. I was swarmed by ladies pretty much all night. Sometimes they were just standing around me or we were making idol chat. But I didn’t really even think about it at the time. But it’s true. One in particular stood out, though. Someone I’ve known for a while too. It was weird.

What made it so wierd was it seemed like she wouldn’t leave. Like I complimented her on her outfit and we chatted a little. We usually very casually say “what’s up” but never really talk. It seems like she rarely ever says more than two or three words to me. The thing was… after we were done talking briefly (pretty much like usual) I kinda looked around to others and even chatted them up here and there… but there she was. I don’t think she left my side (like beyond 5 feet) like the entire time.

Now fast forward to the first bar. Once again, the same thing. It didn’t matter where I stood. She’d find her way to my side. She wasn’t saying a thing. But there she was. It almost made me feel awkward. But the real winning phero effect from bar #1? I was treated great by the bartender! I ordered my friend a drink. He put extra alcohol in it. And we aren’t talking about cheap alcohol either. I asked for some expensive stuff and then watched him top off it with a very “healthy” dose. Even my friend was like, “Wow! That’s strong!” I felt pretty royal. I liked it. Definite the respect hits were rolling in all night, I’d say. I definitely felt a bit alphamadic.

Things continued at the club. Respect hits kept coming and I locked eyes with this amazing babe. I continued to the bar. She actually worked her way over and stopped at the bar right next to me with her friend (who was also pretty hot). I was curious to see how long she would hang around (remember I’ve giving off the Alpha vibe so if I don’t say something it’s doubtful she will make a move… just give me the chance pretty much).

I wasn’t in the mood for dancing. She found an “excuse” to linger for about 5 to 10 minutes before they finally got on the dance floor. Opportunity lost. I know. I definitely know. But I was casually talking to a girl at the moment and dancing with really hot women might make things a bit complicated. :wink: Plus, I don’t know how to dance to that music. I decided I’d try to learn tonight, though. This keeps happening. A few drinks always helps, of course.

I felt like a boss. I had this director feel to me. Talked one of my shy friends into getting out there and dancing with a dude. Just made it happen. And then there were a few guys from the party earlier. They seemed to have really taken to me. More respect hits. I definitely felt a bit like the cool guy. I got this very interesting response from this other girl (for my long time followers or those who read my MX422 report… you might remember her as the “nice hair cut girl”). She STILL gives me this super weird vibe. Maybe even more so. I tried to talk her into dancing or letting me buy her a drink or just about anything and she wanted nothing to do with it. Not in a mean way. But it more of a “make me feel wierd” way. It’s hard to explain. Everyone else seemed to take to me but I don’t know if it’s still some awkward residual from the MX422 experience or what! But yeah. Still odd around her.

At any rate… I got some drinks in me and decided to get my dance on. Well… actually… I didn’t. But my new found friends kinda pulled me onto the dancefloor and convinced me. Free wingmen? Sure. Why the heck not, right? …

And then it happened! Yes. Her. Ms. Armaggedon! The girl who had been pretty much following me around all night. She found me. It was a wrap at that point. We had to have danced for almost 40 minutes to an hour. It was crazy. What was interesting was the amplification. It started out pretty calm and a decent amount of distance. But the more time passed, the closer and closer she got to me. The tighter she pulled me in. It was crazy. Before I knew it she had me in like a neck lock. I even tried to pull away but met considerable resistance. I was like… Ok. Whatever. Screw it. Dance the night away time… I guess?

It really didn’t matter what music played or what style we were supposed to be dancing. She had me hugged tight and it was clear there was no escaping. And she wasn’t showing any signs of tiring out either! Was this a side effect of the nomes? Yes. I’d say so! I’ve danced with her once or twice before in the past. It was super brief and then to the next person kinda stuff. Just casual. Not like this. It was almost like I was getting attacked. lol! It was unexpected. She’s usually really shy/quiet around me, too.

Half a gillion songs later, I offered that we take a break and led her off the dancefloor. I used that opportunity to disappear elsewhere and catch a breather. Chatted up another girl. Another shy type but we had this great connection. I definitely think it was partly the nomes. I was kinda surprised but I actually managed to buy her a drink and talk her into dancing with me. This time it wasn’t nearly as wild but she opened up more than I thought. It was fresh and fun. It’s interesting to note, though, that as I was talking to her this other foxy lady was totally eyeing me hard while talking to this other dude. I found that pretty entertaining. Another interesting note was that one girl commented on me having a “very intense look” at one point even though I wasn’t trying to or doing anything out of the norm. That HAD to be the pheros because it was completely out of the blue and something she had never said to me before.

So how did the night end? Well by the end of the night I was ready to sit down. I took a load off my feet and chilled with a few people. And there she was. My Armaggedon girl. She was staring me down hard. I just pretended not to notice and ignored her. I really did not want to dance again. I just wanted to sit and finish the night. She found a way to our booth at some point and sat down. I played around on my phone and continued to pretend like I didn’t notice. I felt like I was being stalked. Dang… pheros… can they truly work too good at times? :stuck_out_tongue:

Don’t worry, though. I survived and made it home safe and sound. I was actually kinda disappointed because the girl I was talking to wasn’t able to make it after all so I didn’t get a chance to see her reaction. Shrugs But it was interesting. The verdict: I saw positive reactions from dudes all night. It definitely works HARD on some girls. But as to exactly which it works better on, I’m not sure yet. But if this does work on your girl I have a feeling you won’t be able to get away from her. Hope you don’t like have personal space. It’s like spell level powerful. Almost like… I don’t know… SEXUAL ARMAGGEDON! :stuck_out_tongue: hehehehe…

But alas, I must conclude. I hope round 2 was even remotely helpful, entertaining, interesting, or all three (Idk… kinda like a triple threat! :wink: ). I encourage others to try this mix and post their results as well (here or elsewhere/Emergency U-Pick Session: Special Report - II ). We are always curious to hear others’ stories, after all! :wink: But for now… this is Professor P and the nomes… signing off… Goodnight, everyone.