U-PICK: SPECIAL REPORT - II:
Eek! Ok. So Sorry for the delay, everyone! My computer was MIA for a lil while and things have been busy to boot. But at long last… the full report! Dun dun duh!!! ![]()
Sexual Armaggedon Triple Threat Mix B
The Recipe (sprayed on):
1 sprays a314b togo,
1 spray Instant Honesty (Instant Honesty – Deep Relational Communication Pheromone – You Won’t Believe Your Ears! - Alpha A314) togo
2 sprays p75 togo
2 sprays p83 togo
2 spray MX297 togo
Locations: Party then Club
The Night: We got off to a late start that night. The evening was well upon us by the time we showed up at the party. I was dressed up in costume. I felt great to be sure. I was ready to role. My outfit was ridiculous. It was fun, though, and I was feeling like having some fun and going all out.
I can’t tell too much from this initial occasion. The reason? I was wearing a cool costume! I think that alone gave me that instant celebrity factor. Kinda like how people always want to get their picture taken with those superhero wanna-be’s at comicons and like conventions (even had a little kid want to take his picture with me). shrugs So I imagine that may have skewed any solid results…
HOWEVER, I did notice some unusual friendliness/flirting from some of the girls I knew. Definitely got some interesting comments here and there. It was fascinating. But this is all hogwash. Let’s talk “after party”. ![]()
So this is when things got more interesting. I changed out of costume and was back in street clothes/nice clothes. We wanted to hit up a club. We hopped around a little bit before finding the right one. The most interesting thing, however, was before that.
No. I didn’t find a dropped lottery ticket and discover I was the winner of a 23 million dollars! I know. That would have been way more cool. sighs But no! Stop distracting me. Where was I? Oh. Yeah.
There was this one girl there… well… ok… one thing I noticed from the start (the party) is that I had this magnetism effect. I was swarmed by ladies pretty much all night. Sometimes they were just standing around me or we were making idol chat. But I didn’t really even think about it at the time. But it’s true. One in particular stood out, though. Someone I’ve known for a while too. It was weird.
What made it so wierd was it seemed like she wouldn’t leave. Like I complimented her on her outfit and we chatted a little. We usually very casually say “what’s up” but never really talk. It seems like she rarely ever says more than two or three words to me. The thing was… after we were done talking briefly (pretty much like usual) I kinda looked around to others and even chatted them up here and there… but there she was. I don’t think she left my side (like beyond 5 feet) like the entire time.
Now fast forward to the first bar. Once again, the same thing. It didn’t matter where I stood. She’d find her way to my side. She wasn’t saying a thing. But there she was. It almost made me feel awkward. But the real winning phero effect from bar #1? I was treated great by the bartender! I ordered my friend a drink. He put extra alcohol in it. And we aren’t talking about cheap alcohol either. I asked for some expensive stuff and then watched him top off it with a very “healthy” dose. Even my friend was like, “Wow! That’s strong!” I felt pretty royal. I liked it. Definite the respect hits were rolling in all night, I’d say. I definitely felt a bit alphamadic.
Things continued at the club. Respect hits kept coming and I locked eyes with this amazing babe. I continued to the bar. She actually worked her way over and stopped at the bar right next to me with her friend (who was also pretty hot). I was curious to see how long she would hang around (remember I’ve giving off the Alpha vibe so if I don’t say something it’s doubtful she will make a move… just give me the chance pretty much).
I wasn’t in the mood for dancing. She found an “excuse” to linger for about 5 to 10 minutes before they finally got on the dance floor. Opportunity lost. I know. I definitely know. But I was casually talking to a girl at the moment and dancing with really hot women might make things a bit complicated.
Plus, I don’t know how to dance to that music. I decided I’d try to learn tonight, though. This keeps happening. A few drinks always helps, of course.
I felt like a boss. I had this director feel to me. Talked one of my shy friends into getting out there and dancing with a dude. Just made it happen. And then there were a few guys from the party earlier. They seemed to have really taken to me. More respect hits. I definitely felt a bit like the cool guy. I got this very interesting response from this other girl (for my long time followers or those who read my MX422 report… you might remember her as the “nice hair cut girl”). She STILL gives me this super weird vibe. Maybe even more so. I tried to talk her into dancing or letting me buy her a drink or just about anything and she wanted nothing to do with it. Not in a mean way. But it more of a “make me feel wierd” way. It’s hard to explain. Everyone else seemed to take to me but I don’t know if it’s still some awkward residual from the MX422 experience or what! But yeah. Still odd around her.
At any rate… I got some drinks in me and decided to get my dance on. Well… actually… I didn’t. But my new found friends kinda pulled me onto the dancefloor and convinced me. Free wingmen? Sure. Why the heck not, right? …
And then it happened! Yes. Her. Ms. Armaggedon! The girl who had been pretty much following me around all night. She found me. It was a wrap at that point. We had to have danced for almost 40 minutes to an hour. It was crazy. What was interesting was the amplification. It started out pretty calm and a decent amount of distance. But the more time passed, the closer and closer she got to me. The tighter she pulled me in. It was crazy. Before I knew it she had me in like a neck lock. I even tried to pull away but met considerable resistance. I was like… Ok. Whatever. Screw it. Dance the night away time… I guess?
It really didn’t matter what music played or what style we were supposed to be dancing. She had me hugged tight and it was clear there was no escaping. And she wasn’t showing any signs of tiring out either! Was this a side effect of the nomes? Yes. I’d say so! I’ve danced with her once or twice before in the past. It was super brief and then to the next person kinda stuff. Just casual. Not like this. It was almost like I was getting attacked. lol! It was unexpected. She’s usually really shy/quiet around me, too.
Half a gillion songs later, I offered that we take a break and led her off the dancefloor. I used that opportunity to disappear elsewhere and catch a breather. Chatted up another girl. Another shy type but we had this great connection. I definitely think it was partly the nomes. I was kinda surprised but I actually managed to buy her a drink and talk her into dancing with me. This time it wasn’t nearly as wild but she opened up more than I thought. It was fresh and fun. It’s interesting to note, though, that as I was talking to her this other foxy lady was totally eyeing me hard while talking to this other dude. I found that pretty entertaining. Another interesting note was that one girl commented on me having a “very intense look” at one point even though I wasn’t trying to or doing anything out of the norm. That HAD to be the pheros because it was completely out of the blue and something she had never said to me before.
So how did the night end? Well by the end of the night I was ready to sit down. I took a load off my feet and chilled with a few people. And there she was. My Armaggedon girl. She was staring me down hard. I just pretended not to notice and ignored her. I really did not want to dance again. I just wanted to sit and finish the night. She found a way to our booth at some point and sat down. I played around on my phone and continued to pretend like I didn’t notice. I felt like I was being stalked. Dang… pheros… can they truly work too good at times? ![]()
Don’t worry, though. I survived and made it home safe and sound. I was actually kinda disappointed because the girl I was talking to wasn’t able to make it after all so I didn’t get a chance to see her reaction. Shrugs But it was interesting. The verdict: I saw positive reactions from dudes all night. It definitely works HARD on some girls. But as to exactly which it works better on, I’m not sure yet. But if this does work on your girl I have a feeling you won’t be able to get away from her. Hope you don’t like have personal space. It’s like spell level powerful. Almost like… I don’t know… SEXUAL ARMAGGEDON!
hehehehe…
But alas, I must conclude. I hope round 2 was even remotely helpful, entertaining, interesting, or all three (Idk… kinda like a triple threat!
). I encourage others to try this mix and post their results as well (here or elsewhere/Emergency U-Pick Session: Special Report - II ). We are always curious to hear others’ stories, after all!
But for now… this is Professor P and the nomes… signing off… Goodnight, everyone.