By nowhere I mean Estonia, but no one really knows where it’s at so I’m not offended if you call it what’s-that-place or make some jokes about there being like one telephone per city or something. OK, maybe you are used to registered users from who-the-f*ck-knows-where, as I just noticed a thread by someone from Lithuania.
I’m new here. Just registered and placed my first order a couple of weeks ago. Ordered Instant Shine, Ammunition, Turn Up The Heat and Instant Female Magic. I’m not a sceptic - I know pheromones or something like that excists and people communicate with them - but I have some doubts about companies being able to produce them. I have bought pheromones before, from another company, a product called Human Euphoria. I gotta say, it seems to work and it smells good. Really looking forward to my Smartmones shipment.
Anyhow, I’ve been reading here for a couple of weeks and have felt many urges to post myself. I’ll probably be doing that soon. It does look like a really nice community and I look forward to messing it up with my presence and annoying the hell out of everybody with my stupid comments and remarks.
If pheromones really do happen to be a great big scam, then with this forum you have earned my money fair and square.
Um, this post has partially been made for purposes with the agenda of personal gain, I have no shame about that, so I have a question about that $15 certificate - how does it go, would it be sent through e-mail?
Hope not to get banned right away and to be seeing you all on boards!
Um, bye for now!
heya, welcome. The gift cert comes via email – after Jasmin notices your post here.
Glad you posted! We’ll look forward to hearing of your results. BTW, the more we know about you, the better off we will be able to interpret your field reports, as well as to answer your questions as they come up.
Hey Lollakas, glad to have you here! How did you find this place? What drew you to experiment with pheromones anyways? From your order I guess you are a male. But please tell us some more about yourself. That way everyone knows who and what we are dealing with here and brace ourselves appropriately. What kind of reactions did you see with ‘Human Euphoria’? I am curious having never used it myself. I have purchased many products in the past from several different places but found Androtics to be the most reliable in terms of the quality of their products and the customer service. Regarding your GC, I think Jasmin (moderator) will send you your discount coupon in your Inbox (Email or through PM).
Enjoy!
I am male, I’m 21 years old. I started experimenting with pheromones when I had some free cash and wanted to spend it on something, um, nice.
I had heard about human pheromone colognes during some conversation at a party. I started to look into it through ebay, wikipedia and google. The options were pheromones, cameras or binoculars that could see through clothes and spanish fly or something similar. I chose to buy pheromones, because I couldn’t find any reliable x-ray equipment and what I found out about pheromones, it sounded cooler then spanish fly and the like.
I’ve had quite nice results with the mentioned human euphoria. I think I have to talk about one certain time. It was a party at a house, a birthday party. Most of the people there new each-other. The girl it had an effect on, was in a relationship and I had no intention of ruining it and going as far with the thing as I could have. I kept using pheromones, a few drops at first, some more after time had passed. Some people were drunk, some were not. This girl was drunk, I was not. There were not many beds for people to spend the night, so I ended up sleeping on the carpet on the floor and this girl some half a meter beside me. We kept talking stupid things and I said really stupid stuff so this girl was quite literally rolling on the floor and laughing her ass off. It probably had to do with the atmosphere and pheromones, but I have to give some credit to myself, because I was truly saying some stupid stuff. She fell asleep eventually. While sleeping she gravitated towards me more and more. When I went to the toilet, I added like four sprays of pheromones or something like that, quite a lot anyways. After I layed next to her, she gravitated some more and ended up right next to me, I was using her hair as a pillow, etc, and she eventually put her nose right against my cheek, where I had applied the pheromones and she seemed to try to literally inhale me. She was breathing the cologne, she was breathing heavily and I may be biased, but she seemed to have an erotic dream during it.
That was the most powerful result I’ve had, I think and it convinced me that these things do something.
Fortunately or unfortunately I did not take it further, but as it was, it was still a really nice result and since it was totally unconcious, I value the experience as a proof of pheromone effect a little more, then the occasional glances from girls in public places.
Does anybody know, approximately how long it would take for my shipment to arrive? Has anyone from Russia, Findland, Lithuania ordered something from here? It was the december free delivery I chose. I’m not saying it should be here already, but I’m just anxious and curious and really can’t wait to get my hands on the stuff.
Well, sort of, but it has a bit of truth do it.The truth pretty much comes down to me surfing through ebay looking if there is a possibility to buy such things and if someone is selling. There was no real moment of decision to buy one over another, there was more of a moment of “wait, I wonder if someone is selling stuff like that” and then finding out there was nothing that would give the desired results or nothing I would really believe to be able to do that.
But if your comment was made to put my mental powers under question, then I do have to tell you that I AM stupid enough to do all sorts of, well, stupid things and I see nothing really stupid about a healthy curiosity like that.
I think we should place an emphasis on the LOL in your name. You’re a cheeky dude!
And not the first Estonian to grace this place either! The other folks from your country tended to order FedEx for speediness. I don’t have enough data on sending to Estonia via any other method to give you any definitive answers.
Anyhow, I think you’re a fun spirit, so you’ll find yourself at home around here. X-ray goggles and Spanish Fly aren’t stupid curiosities… theyre CURIOUS curiosities! Hooray to you for being super curious!
And the certificate should arrive via email?
Weird, I have no new email messages. Well, except for a couple about V i A g R a, online casino gambling, texas holdem and the like. I checked the address I had provided here just in case and it’s valid.
I will consider other methods of delivery. I usually use the cheapest everywhere, the cheap-ass that I am, but with your combined postage I think the other options seem thinkable.
What kind of reactions did you see with ‘Human Euphoria’? I am curious having never used it myself. I have purchased many products in the past from several different places but found Androtics to be the most reliable in terms of the quality of their products and the customer service. Regarding your GC, I think Jasmin (moderator) will send you your discount coupon in your Inbox (Email or through PM).
Well, I sure hope so!