Pubcrawl Sunday
wore:
50mu TAH
2+ sprays instant shine (bottle leaking, so i am sure i wore much more)
covered in a heavenly brownsugar cop perfume
well, we enter my pub for first rounds, and even though i am a “patron” today, i decide to help.
im pouring.
we talk a little about the beer, but mostly we are just bonding.
everyone is smiling and happy,
no one has noticed that this was supposed to be a learning experience 
we get on the party-bus
which had 3 mini kegs on it.
Shipyard Summer ale
Shipyard Export
Shipyard brewers choice
can you guess who sponsered the tour?
we begin drinking on the bus, and guess what the milage will be by the end of the trip, in order to win a case of beer.
i guessed 88 miles, Fever guessed 86.
im a little high on my own TAH, and i wound-up sitting next to the guy who was sponsering and pouring the beer.
He was TAH’d to high heaven, but oddly enough i couldnt get him to talk to me much for the first 30 minutes of the trip.
TAH + beer = (-20 years) happy me.
first place we hit is a German Beerbar/restraunt called Dunderbaks.
though the beer selection rocked, service was terrible.
asked 3 different girls what happened to my food,
but oddly enough it took the third to finally tell me they were out of what i ordered.
this news came as we were getting ready to leave.
TAH + cops + shine = shitty service from women?
owner was lecturing a bit on the beer, would have liked to hear him talk more but being on a schedule prohibited that.
bummer, i would have liked to pick his brain.
next place we go to is Yeoman’s .
coolest beerbar for the size.
service rocked, barstaff friendly, and we all could have probably hung-out there all day if we werent on a schedule.
now im going to mention this is aprox 4 hours into the crawl, everything changes from here on out.
apparently the TAH and shine needed to cook on me a bit.
on the bus everyone was much more talkitive.
beer does that.
sponser much more talkitive.
yay!
guy behind me wont stop messing with my hair.
im going to knock him out AND drink his share of the beer.
TAH is love, but it isnt stupid.
TAH doent make me tolerate anything i wouldnt normally, so anyone reading that thinks TAH makes everyone passive, its a perpetuated lie.
put boy in his place, boy now makes sure i am cool throughout rest of the trip.
we now reach Dunedin Brewery and it is very late.
no need to freshin up the shine or TAH, im still very very phero-cloudy.
this was confirmed by some beer-encouraged huffing.
the beer apparently removes the
“whats socially cool” filter.
i was told i smelled good, and the scent was described to a “T” ( mixture of brownsugar and neroli )
Brewery tour was awesome.
learned the most here, kind of lost the whole " we’re supposed to be learning stuff" agenda at Yeoman’s but i dont think anyone but a few of us cared.
i wont get into details about things said, because anyone will tell you its very difficult to determine the difference between a phero-enhanced conversation and a beer-enhanced one.
i conclude for my own (slightly disturbing) reasons that this mixture definately takes a few years off your percieved person.
having been around beer (alcohol) most my life, i see a difference between
your cute and beer made me say it
and
your cute and beer helped me say it.
i think the cute part last night was phero-enhanced, not beer enhanced.
otherwise i would be cute everytime they drank beer,right???
wicked fun trip.
look forward to the next.
might wear something chicks would dig a little better next time so that i can get served at restraunts 