What do these products do?

agarrett5 · April 20, 2009, 11:04pm

what is instant jerk?

agarrett5 · April 20, 2009, 11:05pm

what would happen if you wore ammo and alpha?

what would happen if you wore ammo and alpha A314?

agarrett5 · April 20, 2009, 11:07pm

whats instant gentleman?

mikotorocks714 · April 20, 2009, 11:11pm

The bottle reads “Instant Gentleman. Charismatic, warm, and dependable”.

Use the Instant Gentleman effect when you want to project masculine warmth. A sense of safety and comfort.

Ideal when you want to position yourself as dependable. A male provider. Also useful when you want to seem older and wiser than your actual age.

You can safely use Instant Gentleman day or night (for work or purely social situations). We’d recommend that use it more for daytime use (when solid male dependability is a must), and a lower dosage for nightwear.

How to use Instant Gentleman

Even just one or two sprays of Instant Gentleman should provide a nice sense of masculine warmth. We’d recommend a maximum of 3 sprays, but you are free to experiment with higher dosages.

Many users report automatic confidence building & mood enhancing effects when wearing Instant Gentleman. If you’d like it to affect you, just not those around you , apply it above your shoulders - to your neck, behind your ears, or even on top of your hair.

Combinations & Modifications

Just like a tailored suit is always superior to “one size fits all”, the same thing is true with pheromones.

You can mix n’ match most of the social effects offered by the products here to get just what you want, matched perfectly to your own natural body chemistry.

Use the following suggestions as starting points. When starting to make your own mixes, always start on the low end and work your way up, as necessary. These products are powerful, and sometimes too much doesn’t work nearly as well as “just enough”.

To add a greater sense of fun and carefree enjoyment, use along with 2-6 sprays of Instant Openness applied to your wrists, or even your hair. Instant Openness adds the fun, and Instant Gentleman adds the warmth. 1 to 4 sprays of Openness to each spray of Gentleman creates a great, feel good social combination that many will enjoy.

To add an additional sense of trust and position yourself as an authority (“tell me what to do”), use with A314. A314 and Instant Gentleman are similar in some ways, but A314 is far more serious and commanding. A314 provides a strident “follow the leader” effect that Instant Gentleman doesn’t.

When you want a “light” A314, use half as much A314 as you’d normally use matched with an equal amount of Instant Gentleman.

To increase the sense of physical intensity and raw sexuality, use along with 1-3 sprays of Turn Up The Heat. Turn Up The Heat helps to “steer” thoughts towards the physical. While Instant Gentleman is mature and refined, good for most circumstances day or night, Turn Up The Heat is more raw, more unrefined, more rahhhhhr!Consider applying the Turn Up the Heat directly to your chest, so people feel it more intensely as they come close.

To add a greater sense of closeness and rapport, use along with 1-5 sprays of Instant Honesty.

To add a finishing “sparkle and shine” to your [pheromone](javascript:void(0) mix, add Instant Shine. A real mood and confidence booster for most people, it’ll help make you and many people around you feel great. People who feel good act out more positively and make better decisions. Instant Shine has even been shown to have some sexually suggestive effects on women that are appropriate for daytime use (unlike large doses of Turn Up The Heat or other primarily androstenone based products).

Scent

This products contains very light, nonoffensive Neroli (orange) scent with a small amount of real essential oils, because scent allows the pheromones to work better than completely “unscented” [pheromone](javascript:void(0) products.

After the product completely “dries down” (takes about 15 minutes), the light scent will be about as powerful as the light scent left by hair conditioner or liquid body soap. It will acceptable in most environments where obvious scents, such as colognes, are not allowed.

It is light enough to cover with your own cologne, if you prefer.

Why not completely “unscented”?

“Unscented” is a bit of a misnomer. It usually means “no added scent” in addition to the pheromones, not scentless. Unlike what you may have heard, many pheromones do actually have a scent of their own.

While it’s true that many people won’t notice them, the scent of some pheromones is much more obvious to others. To some with extra-sensitive noses, the scent of some pheromones can even be intrusive or offensive. The light citrus base used in this product covers the pheromonal scent, and makes it more acceptable to all.

The special light scent package also helps the pheromones to adhere longer to the skin, and it also increases the radius around you in which the pheromones are dispersed, allowing them to work at a greater distance.

The small amount of specially selected essential oils have their own compounds which affect emotions and add to the pheromonal effect. They work in a similar way as aromatherapy, except that they are used in a much less noticeable concentration.

In general, this product with it’s very light scent base will be in every way superior to a completely “unscented” product.

Technical

Contains 2 human pheromones in an extremely light Neroli (orange/citrus) base.

Total [pheromone](javascript:void(0) per spray: 15mcg (+/- 5%)
Total [pheromone](javascript:void(0) content per bottle: 3000 mcg
Sprays per bottle: Approximately 200

Duration of effects: The primary effects from the product should last approximately 6 hours. Lesser effects should be noticeable all day, and may run into the next day.

mikotorocks714 · April 20, 2009, 11:14pm

Ever wished you were the irresistible jerk… you know, that jerk who gets all the babes?

Well, now you can try that role on with Instant Jerk . NOT a friendly product, it’s what we like to call “Fantasy Fulfillment at it’s worst!”
The bottle reads “Instant Jerk: Rough, uncivilized and rude. Someone who might kick a puppy and like it.” (scroll down a little further to actually see the bottle up close)

This is for men who want to make the jerk fantasy real, and perhaps don’t yet know how real pheromones are or the full range of effects they can help create.

Instant Jerk is probably the best “prove it to me” [pheromone](javascript:void(0) product there is. The effects of Instant Jerk are truly hit-you-over-the-head obvious. You’d have to dead not to notice how it makes you and others feel!
When you use Instant Jerk, it’ll show you in black and white that pheromones work, and just how powerful they can be.

In fact, we guarantee you’ll piss people off, get angrier than usual, and even earn some new enemies.

So why do women sometimes like jerks? What’s this got going for it?

Emotional polarity is what!

Ever heard the famous quote “Love me or hate me, just don’t ignore me!”?

Well, the controversial “radio jock” Howard Stern has fans that both love and hate him.

The difference between those fans?

The fans that love him listen for an average of an hour a day, while…

get this…

…the fans that HATE Howard Stern listen to him twice as long as those that love him - about 2 HOURS A DAY!

Incredible, isn’t it?

When someone bugs us, our mind tends to fill with them more than if we like them or even love them. People who we’re bothered by fascinate us and draw us in, almost using our will against us.

No wonder some women are left defenseless against a true jerk. The emotional polarity effect alone may account for most of the success of “the jerk” we’ve all been jealous of sometime in our lives.

Feel free to try it out. It’s a great way to prove the power of pheromones to yourself. If you want, we’ll even take it back for credit towards more refined products later on when you want to try something “more mature”.

Unbelievably nice, you say? Yep! We’re choosing to be Mr. Nice Guy over here (the better choice for long term relationships). Is that so bad?

How to use Instant Jerk

Using Instant Jerk is fast and easy. Almost too easy.

Start by using just ONE spray, to the chest or other areas below the neck. As you become more familiar with the effect, you can move to two sprays, but that’s it. Two spray limit!

Never use this at work, or around children. Nobody wants a bully at work, and kids don’t need your crap, either. What we say on the Jerk label may be true, but we say it with humor… so please don’t kick any puppies, even if you feel that you’d like to!

Also, don’t wear this at work, unless you happen to work somewhere where physically intimidating jerks get ahead. You know, rare jobs like bouncers and bounty hunters.

For most jobs, you’re far better off using true trust & respect formulas like A314, and friendly products such as Instant Openness.

Lastly, don’t say we didn’t warn you! We did, and you agree to hold us harmless for anything you do while wearing Instant Jerk.

We also want you to “Jerk responsibly”. Just because you’re going to feel more aggressive and will be treated by others as if you are aggressive, that doesn’t mean you have to go overboard. Even jerks need to restrain themselves! Don’t buy it if you can’t.

Combinations & Modifications

Just like a tailored suit is always superior to “one size fits all”, the same thing is true with pheromones.

You can mix n’ match most of the social effects offered by the products here to get just what you want, matched perfectly to your own natural body chemistry.

Use the following suggestions as starting points. When starting to make your own mixes, always start on the low end and work your way up, as necessary. These products are powerful, and sometimes too much doesn’t work nearly as well as “just enough”.

To lighten up the Jerk effect and add a greater sense of fun and carefree enjoyment, use along with 2-6 sprays of Instant Openness applied to your wrists, or even your hair.

Instant Openness adds a sense of fun, and Instant Jerk provides a sense of masculine aggression… like you had big muscles. With Instant Openness, you can actually soften up Instant Jerk enough to create an almost socially acceptable mix.

To add an additional sense of trust and position yourself as an authority (“tell me what to do”), use with A314. A314 will lighten Instant Jerk in some ways, but also make it more intense in others. 2 or 3 drops of A314 to one spray of Instant Jerk may even make a good nightwear mix. 2 sprays of Jerk, though, and you’ll be less intimidating than with jerk alone, more trustable, but still too commanding and intense for most people.

To increase the intensity that others literally feel your jerkitude and to encourage people to call you on it, use along with 1-5 sprays of Instant Honesty. You’ll already be putting people on edge with Instant Jerk, now with Instant Honesty they’ll feel it even deeper. The upside is that if you’re with a woman who really loves a jerk, she’ll be more likely to show it.

To add a youthful “sparkle and shine” to your [pheromone](javascript:void(0) mix, add Instant Shine. Instant Shine is a very young and fit feeling [pheromone](javascript:void(0);). It’ll help you project the presence of a Young, Built Jerk… like high school or college football player. If that’s your fantasy, this is your combo! Instant Shine has even been shown to have some sexually suggestive effects on women that are appropriate for daytime use .

Scent

This products contains very light, nonoffensive Neroli (orange) scent with a small amount of real essential oils, because it allows the pheromones to work better than completely “unscented” [pheromone](javascript:void(0) products.