What happened to "Jerk" and "Gentleman" stockpiles?

Does anyone know why Instant Jerk and Instant Gentleman have been out of stock lately?? I’m almost out of my Instant Jerk and I really really REALLY want to get another one soon. It would be cool if I could get some Instant Gentleman as well. Is the demand for these products low?? Could that be it??

Nobody knows. Just mix some EOW with NPA or TE and you have uber jerk in a bottle. As for IG, androsterone is an easy to get chemset moan so you could easily roll your own if in a pinch.

ah but what’s the secret ingredient?

Yeah, Instant Jerk has 1 secret ingredient and TE/NPA has 2 secret ingredients. I really wish I knew what the secret ingredient was in IJ.

A stiff dose 'o androstenone 'n splash of cops is all you need. The endless variable and secret ingredient is you. Unfortunately individual body chemistry and persona are the ones subject to poor QC, defeating even the best moan mixes.