Holy crap! I got the email yesterday that my order had shipped. Ok, cool. Time to track this sucker right? Probably have to wait 4 days for this stuff to get from Beverly Hills to Oklahoma. Came home today and the package is waiting on my porch! Did anyone hear me? Hellooo? OVERNIGHT!
I am super impressed. If Androtics is going to spoil me like this, they will make a buttload of money off of me. Thanks to SteveO for his help on the phone. He is really easy to talk to and not a typical “customer service” type of guy. Much better than Habib in India reading from a script.
Anyway, enough ass kissin’. LOL!
I immediately HAD to spray 2x of Instant Shine on the back of my hands and 2x Ammo on my neck. I noticed immediately that both products smell great! Mixin’ already…(what can I say, it’s the noob in me)
No self effects on me from the Instant Shine. Just noticed a nice smell. Sittin here smellin’ the back of my hands now as I type. Went to the videobuster to see if I could grab any attention walkin’ the back wall. Anyway, videostore was unusually dead for a friday night and girls were few and far between. Tried to pass by a few closely or stand close pretending to look for another movie. No hits. Caught eye contact from one attractive 18yr old girl briefly. Wouldn’t consider it a hit. I am 6’ 5" tall and attract attention naturally from most people anyway. I did however get a nice show from her at the checkout when she bought a gumball from one of those “gum spirals all the way down to the bottom where you have to get on the floor to get it” machines. She was wearing low cut jeans below her hips so when she bent over her shirt rode up her back and exposed her cute little green and pink thong stickin out of her jeans and accentuated her cute little butt. Sorry ladies if this description sounds perverse, but as you know men are visually stimulated and this was very sexy. I wasn’t ogling her or staring her down but it’s just that those gumball machines attract a lot of attention when you put the quarter in and that gumball starts spiraling down. It makes quite a noise. So came home smellin’ good and looking forward to getting to the gym tomorrow and out to a target rich environment tomorrow night. I am determined to test these products thoroughly to find my sweet spot and I look forward to hangin with y’all in the forum.
Will I ever make it to SteveO “you smell like sex” coffee shop experiences? Could I possibly find a Tater inspired “instant blonde tan athletic caucasian female hottie” mix of my own? Could my admiration of the Mark-In-Dallas situations of having younger women sleepovers at his apartment bring me to the point of buying one of each product that Androtics offers? Only time and personal account balance will tell!
